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Response to: Favorite pistol round? Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

Shot a few .38 magnum rounds at Birmingham firing range in November with some pals (That's in the UK ((Which is in Europe)) (((Earth)))) didn't really create massive hole's in paper target but was fun none-the-less.

Response to: NG name a bad quality aboutyourself Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 01:15 AM, Cootie wrote: My dick is so large it cause me to walk a tad funny.

Buffalo Soldierrrrr!

I've started to develop a stat-whore problem as of late.

Response to: I Jizzed In My Pants! Help! Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

You're like nearly 2 years late, bro.

Response to: I'm uncircumcised. Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

At 2/16/11 05:19 PM, Narcissy wrote:
At 2/16/11 05:14 PM, AgroNurse wrote: I hate the way uncut ones look.
How often do you plan on looking at the kid's penis? After the potty training stage, that is.

Yeah, that's what I wanna know. Who woulda thought we got creepy people who stare at their own kids pepe's on Newgrounds!

Response to: Stamper Goes to Prison? Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

I'm wondering why there are no pictures of said anus stuff and I am now curious to see how they were arranged to fit inside of the anus.

Response to: Steve jobs is dying Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

iLoseToMicrosoft?

Response to: My "opinion" of Ray William Johnson Posted February 16th, 2011 in General

So basically OP, your super jelly of Ray?

Response to: i got caught masturbation Posted February 16th, 2011 in General

Most defo troll.

i got caught masturbation

Response to: Google Image Yourself Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

At 2/13/11 10:43 PM, ICY-HURR wrote:
At 2/13/11 09:47 PM, Kadian wrote: FUCK YES.
What kinda pills are those on the left hand corner

"morphine sulfate indicated for the management of moderate to severe pain when a continuous".

Apparently that.

Response to: Drunken shenanigans Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

Drink with girls, make sure they drink lots and when they pass out, take a shit on their face and post it on Newgrounds.

Response to: Out of your closet at night... Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

At 2/13/11 09:55 PM, Zippy-MyMusic wrote:
At 2/13/11 09:46 PM, RockLou wrote: Well if he just came out of the closet I'd assume he's out to rape my ass, or suck my dick.
how will you defend yourself against this?

Why would you even want to defend yourself against something like that? That's the real question.

Response to: When is your curfew? Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

I'M A REAL MAN I DON'T HAVE A CURFEW.

Most nights i go to bed at 12 and start my day at 6am.
Response to: Google Image Yourself Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

FUCK YES.

Google Image Yourself

Response to: There is Now a Furry Facebook... Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

Fantastic! Thanks for sharing, I've been looking for something like this for ages!

Response to: Getting out of Jail soon... Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

At 2/13/11 09:03 PM, ICY-HURR wrote:
At 2/13/11 08:56 PM, Kadian wrote: 3 years for intent? What the hell? Was he carrying a giant sack of coke on his back? Jeez.
It was pills. And in florida, every pill is concidered a felony.

EVERY pill? Meaning if I have 10 that's 10 felony's?

Response to: lolz? Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

You make an intro thread without at least one cock joke?

Hmmm...You're forgiven this time, make sure to reply with a good cock joke though.

Response to: Google Image Yourself Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

Searched: Kadian

Me like.

Google Image Yourself

Response to: Getting out of Jail soon... Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

3 years for intent? What the hell? Was he carrying a giant sack of coke on his back? Jeez.

Response to: Bathroom Oddities Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

Fantastic shit prank:

Step 1:
Make sure the lid of the toilet seat is down.

Step 2:
Take a huge shit on the toilet seat.

Step 3:
Flip the toilet seat as fast as you can, splatting the shit against the back of the wall.

Response to: Photoshop this rock. Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

At 2/13/11 06:13 PM, speeling wrote: lmfao

Literally made me lol. I lol'd hard too.

Response to: Holy shit Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

God that was utterly painful, just made my ears want to swim in acid.

Response to: Virus! Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

OP = Troll.

Virus!

Response to: Photoshop AgroNurse Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

At 2/13/11 04:57 PM, Lorkas wrote: DONE

That's worse than the cockmongler picture. *shudders*

Response to: What would you do if NG is deleted? Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

I'd just find another site to play hentai dating sims on.

Response to: I'm dissappointed on life. Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

The coin landed on its side, the answer was not heads or tails.

Problem solved.
Response to: Rift: Planes of Telara Posted February 13th, 2011 in Video Games

At 2/12/11 09:55 PM, Moonpiles wrote: I heard about how you can change between classes on the fly to suit your situation. I heard you have perks and other cool ass stuff.

Yeah it's called rolls.

when you pic your calling (Rogue, Warrior, Mage or Cleric) there's 8 different specs you can choose, you can choose any of them up to a maximum of 3 per role and you can have 4 roles.

So if you were a tank you could switch to fully defensive, or if someone else is tanking, switch roles to a more DPS friendly spec.

Overall I'm not sure about the game, I've played the beta and enjoyed it thoroughly, but it does have many downsides via lots of bugs and stuff, however this was only in beta and could be drastically improved in main release.

Response to: Justin Bieber shaved his head. Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

Why are people posting believing this is true..If you look at the picture you can clearly see he has a bald cap on. Derp?

Response to: Cutest character? Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

At 2/13/11 04:09 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: Greatest. Anime. Ever. Ever. Ever. Greatest.

Woah. Just woah. Name of series please.

Response to: Why am I a virgin? Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

Why are you a virgin? Because you haven't had sex.

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Response to: lezbian. Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

At 2/13/11 04:36 AM, Hoeloe wrote:
At 2/12/11 11:57 PM, Kadian wrote: Time to post lesbian pictures.
I do not appreciate Clannad-based yuri.

Better?

lezbian.