congratulations, your caterpie evolved into a metapod
would you like to nickname your newly evolved pokemon
*my penis

battle-
my penis, use harden
now my penis, use string shot
lul at ejaculation joke

i have some questions about these guys, in which i would like you NGers to answer

-WTF did they witness

-who the hell is Johovah

-why does this cult exist

-why don't they get the message when i spray them with my garden hose to get them the hell off my lawn

At 5/30/09 10:16 PM, platypuspwn wrote: To end a dictatorship.

fuck you assholes saying " OIL OIL OIL!!Q@!1212121@!@!21"

forced into a democracy, get it right

At 5/30/09 08:33 PM, animehater wrote:

At 5/30/09 07:52 PM, K111 wrote: ya, well we torched your white house bitch, and we won the war, which makes u guys canada's permanant bitch

I just love how people can be ignorant enough to only assume their side won the war. Everyone gained and everyone declared victory.

ya but canada won most of the battles, so in retrospect, yes we won, suck it

dominance
that is all it comes down to when it comes to governments, as we break things down into different parts, we can see that the government just wants to be more powerful and inflict fear into others for the protection and convenience of the country

The Battle of New Orleans was the final major battle of the War of 1812. And it's a good song.

actually, the battle of new orleans was when that crazy ass hurricane turned shit inside out, ZING!!!

really good food in my oppinion

At 5/30/09 07:54 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Forcing them into a democracy. Because everything else is evil. Communism, terrorism, it's all the same to the gov.

And of course we study the Battle of 1812. There's even a song about it.

In 1814 we took a little trip

well i just spotted an epic fail right their

At 5/30/09 07:51 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: I don't mean to brag or anything, but America handed England's ass to them on a silver platter in that one battle in Lousiana during the War of 1812.

ya, well we torched your white house bitch, and we won the war, which makes u guys canada's permanant bitch

At 5/30/09 07:46 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Of course we study the war of 1812, it was the basis of our national anthem.

Also, if you want serious opinions of current world issues, go to the political forum.

yes but part of this is not political, so i favored the general side a bit better

hey, the maple leafs almost made it this year

... i am a sad sad person

i pose a question to all of you fine folks down in the USA. do you think that america is "liberating" the poeple of iraq, or forcing them into democracy, now you may think that i am one of those controversial fuckers who go and try to spread nasty rumors about the government...or alternatively, you think i smoke pot. well i am neither, this is a serious question that i have put here on newgrounds (oxymoron sentence), i would love to here your answers

also... do you people in the USA, study the war of 1812, or do you not. cause here is a little scenario i worked out.

teacher-"and that students is the history of wars from the 1800's to the late 1900's"

student-"but teacher, what about the war of 1812"

teacher-"like i said you ingnorant child, that war never existed, in fact, we just skipped the entire year of 1812, that number does not even exist"

student-"but-"

teacher-"that's it boy, go to the gas chamber"

student-"*sigh*"

in an alternative version, neil patrick harris makes a guest appearence

please answer my questions

At 5/30/09 05:40 PM, MW10T wrote: Blarg.

we are so fucked

call him balboa!!!

this is all really really creepy

i have stuffed animals :3

At 5/30/09 11:49 AM, Tramps wrote: Why Pokemon SHOULD be real.

JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE IT IS OMG KAAWAAAWWAIIIAIAIAIAIAI ^________________^

not sure if that is cute or creepy

obama's gonna do the right thing, a peaceful solution

so what, i have swine flu, 3 brain tummers, and sypholis but you don't see me braging about it

At 5/29/09 06:50 AM, flashwarrior wrote: Maybe you are allergic to the rain?

that would suck

Go fuck yourself.

zune's suck, get over it

dude, i think your fingers turning japanese

not a bad show

At 5/27/09 10:49 PM, squidly wrote: That... Caught me by surprise.

But, good for you.

damn straight dude

At 5/29/09 09:26 AM, Grammer wrote: Jesus planted it there to trick us

the real question is why

....mmmkay, not sure why ur promoting this....just...ok

unless its blasphomis, it goes through

At 5/29/09 01:58 AM, Maximus wrote: G) None of the above.

^^^ that one

exactly, do the mature thing and get over it, no revenge involved

At 5/29/09 07:59 AM, Diein60s wrote: Making someone happy, or laugh.

its a good feeling you get

At 5/29/09 03:22 AM, scottmale24 wrote: Drugs

you sir, are a genius