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Author Search Results: 'K111'

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Topic: TsimFuckus

Posted: 06/09/09 09:29 PM

Forum: General

At 6/9/09 09:23 PM, Gein wrote: That's scary as fuck.

well arn't we nice


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Topic: Ng's Public Restroom Stall

Posted: 06/09/09 04:03 PM

Forum: General

"there i sat, broken hearted, tried for hours, only farted"

or alternatively

"the real joke is between your pants"


63.

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Topic: Abortion: Murder?

Posted: 06/07/09 07:04 PM

Forum: General

abortion= destruction of the unwanted


64.

Misunderstood

Topic: Cock stuck in mouse trap!

Posted: 06/07/09 09:43 AM

Forum: General

aww, poor little guy


65.

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Topic: What Mastrbation is to a Christian

Posted: 06/06/09 08:24 PM

Forum: General

if jesus forgave those douch nozzels for pinning him to a fucking cross, than i think that he would forgive us for masturbation

bitch


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Topic: We should make Tom's old bedroom..

Posted: 06/06/09 07:48 PM

Forum: General

what about all the cum stains

they should get a sign that says "watch your step"


67.

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Topic: Rate My Hair...

Posted: 06/06/09 12:47 PM

Forum: General

i can't tell if that's a fro or a spike up


68.

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Topic: Cardboard Poster--Girl with glasses

Posted: 06/06/09 12:32 PM

Forum: Art

congratulations you are my new idol


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Topic: Woman sues Cap'n Crunch.

Posted: 06/05/09 01:13 PM

Forum: General

At 6/5/09 11:10 AM, DragonRry wrote: LMAO People are stupid.

damn straight


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Topic: Art Portal?

Posted: 06/05/09 01:06 PM

Forum: General

as far as i know, shits coming and i don't know when, lets just leave it at that


71.

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Topic: rest of your days wondering...

Posted: 06/05/09 01:19 AM

Forum: General

At 6/5/09 01:18 AM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 6/5/09 01:14 AM, K111 wrote:
At 6/5/09 12:59 AM, Jercurpac wrote: No I'm sorry, I'm not retarded enough to grab onto an electric fence because of the immense regret of not grabbing it. Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. A really fucking obvious reason.
i'm not retarded, i'm just dangerously insane
I took this picture at the Dallas zoo around February.

Just seemed appropriate here.

and you were right, thankyou for posting that, i should show that to my other insane friends


72.

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Topic: rest of your days wondering...

Posted: 06/05/09 01:14 AM

Forum: General

At 6/5/09 12:59 AM, Jercurpac wrote: No I'm sorry, I'm not retarded enough to grab onto an electric fence because of the immense regret of not grabbing it. Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. A really fucking obvious reason.

i'm not retarded, i'm just dangerously insane


73.

Kissing

Topic: rest of your days wondering...

Posted: 06/05/09 12:49 AM

Forum: General

are you one of those people who can't make it through a single encounter or occurence without actually doing something about it

this is a true story that happened to me the other day

i was walking by this fence, and on it said "warning, electric fence"

so...i was curious and i just ran up to the fence, and grabed it, and sure enough, i got shocked like a mother fucker, it lasted for about 3 seconds, but at least now i can live knowing what would have happened if i took that chance

are you one of these types of people?


74.

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Topic: I like this girl at my school...

Posted: 06/05/09 12:45 AM

Forum: General

do you wanna spend your life wondering


75.

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Topic: I realized what my life is today.

Posted: 06/05/09 12:05 AM

Forum: General

At 6/4/09 04:29 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: You bastard......He had a wife and kids.

i loved him you son of a bitch


76.

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Topic: I tried cocaine!

Posted: 06/04/09 08:56 PM

Forum: General

At 6/4/09 12:43 AM, nightlyillusion wrote: and ur happy about that why?

don't worry, he'll start feeling very depressed very soon


77.

Thinking

Topic: Fav thing about owning NG merch?

Posted: 06/04/09 09:30 AM

Forum: General

advertisement bitches


78.

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Topic: Flash portal character.

Posted: 06/03/09 07:48 PM

Forum: General

At 6/3/09 07:40 PM, blakemo wrote: As I stated, he is from a Marc M. animation. Here:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/20 4271

that was actually pretty funny


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Topic: i have swine flu...

Posted: 06/03/09 05:44 PM

Forum: General

At 6/3/09 04:18 PM, Southbark wrote: Get the fuck off Newgrounds before we all get it too!

don't worry, i'm feelin alot better


80.

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Topic: i have swine flu...

Posted: 06/03/09 08:11 AM

Forum: General

im feeling alot better now that i've had some sleep, went to bed like a 12 tough, but i feel better


81.

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Topic: Photoshop Tom's baby, win priz0rz

Posted: 06/02/09 11:30 PM

Forum: General

At 6/2/09 11:26 PM, Luis wrote: sadly, toms baby kinda DOES look like this :(

oh what a shame


82.

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Topic: I don't want to have sex

Posted: 06/02/09 11:28 PM

Forum: General

so what, are you a NOMO SEXUAL


83.

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Topic: i have swine flu...

Posted: 06/02/09 11:26 PM

Forum: General

just need to get some sleep, hopefully i'll feel better tomorrow


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Topic: i have swine flu...

Posted: 06/02/09 10:34 PM

Forum: General

this is just so hard to take in, i was talking just the other day about how those poor bastards down in mexico have it, and how i was safe in canada, but the at the doctors, when the words swine flu were uttered...i didn't say anything for about 5 hours....i mean...shit man its i'm hopin this is just a bad fuckin dream


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Topic: i have swine flu...

Posted: 06/02/09 10:24 PM

Forum: General

oh, and swine flu also comes with a case of "sonic:" diaregha... i say that because its prjoectile, pretty cool actually, until you realize that burning sensation is the shit scraping agaisnt your ass hole... but damn it this is the best craps i have ever had...amazing, and i'm not even joking here


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Topic: i have swine flu...

Posted: 06/02/09 10:20 PM

Forum: General

At 6/2/09 10:18 PM, ANTI-FLAGwarsucks wrote: I'm sorry. I hope you feel better. <3

And swine flu doesn't turn you into a zombie ...or so I'm told.... lol

it kinda has a fuzzy taste to it...it kinda tastes like vomit mixed with peanut butter...sorry thats the best way i can explain it


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Topic: My mom hurt my brother...

Posted: 06/02/09 10:18 PM

Forum: General

shit, if my parents did that, i would slap them up, ya gotta establish domanace in these types of relationships


88.

Beaten

Topic: i have swine flu...

Posted: 06/02/09 10:16 PM

Forum: General

so im gonna be spending the next few days at home just to see if it will get any better, so if its not, my moms gonna drive me to the hospital, its apparently a mild case, so i'm not worrying about it

but i do have a strange feeling for human flesh right now

but in all seriousness i do have swine flu

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Topic: wtf is this?

Posted: 06/02/09 01:22 PM

Forum: General

scared the crap out of me


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Topic: wtf is this?

Posted: 06/01/09 11:24 PM

Forum: General

At 6/1/09 11:22 PM, metalguy777 wrote:
At 6/1/09 11:17 PM, Elios wrote: Dude, that is some crazy shit. His voice is so squeaky, but hilarious.
I LOL'd

this guy is the shitz


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