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sorry for the shitty assness of it but i'm just putting this here to give basically an example of the concept of my pic...if i can join of course.

Don't judge me by this picture, i drew it in 3 min tops, and used a mouse. Now if you'll excuse me i'm going to bed

trying to copy this I presume? http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1100 843

you arn't skilled enough

your style reminds me of yotam perrel SOOO much...and i love it

animate a guy doing the thrust dance (like when you hump the air)

i can't program but maybe i could do some drawings?

this is newgrounds.

ALMOST all the cock - jokes and hentai, are made on flash.

I don't think many people will know the problem either...maybe...but i doubt it.

Just search up a tutorial on youtube

Triple post. lol

I just wanted to say that isn't it funny how L4D2 only has one new boss infected, and yet here, just average teenagers are making up some pretty awesome and original ideas for like millions

The Spaz

Lots of HP, not very fast; slightly quicker then the boomer.

Dressed in nothing but few rages covering his legs, waist and shoulder, you always see his scrawny, boney gray body. Bald with huge eyes, and long claws.

Makes whispering noises, just whispers jibberish randomly sometimes.

His normal attack is a slice from his big claws, but his normal attack is, when used, he screams then starts to spin around flailing his arms and screming while he does it. As he's spazzing you can control where he goes, and anyone who gets close to him will get severly cut, if you touch him three times while he's spinning, your down. Just like the Tank he should only be played rarely, once his attack I'd iniciated, he doesn't stop until he's killed, also while he's spinning he moves very quickly.

I also think they should make the witch playable, when you play as her you have to find a good spot to sit down and start crying, once you do that, you can't move until the players come along and trigger you, you after that you can move freely.

I think this would be a good idea cuz then you could set yourself strategically like in a dark spot or something.

The Spider.

It finds a spot, and makes a web, the web is almost invisible so it's hard to know when it's close. Once the spider spins the web, it can't move, it just crawls to the top and waits for a victim. As soon as someone is caught in the web the spider crawls down and immediatly starts fiesting.

It makes a quiet crackling type of noise when it waits for the victim.

It's basically a normal zombie except hair down to his chest, and an extra pair of arms growing out of his back. It wears an extremly dirty, brown jacket and baggy, gray sweatpants.

Like the boomer he has a very long recharge time for his web. His normal attack is just a hit from one of his arms. He moves decently fast and can crawl up walls

he's best to be used to catch someone when they are alone.

The only way to get rid of the web is too find the spider and kill him, or you could just use a Molotov to burn the web Down.

And that's my character

Oh yeah and I'm onthe freedom server with All my characters.

Also, to people who are skeptical about CoH, sometimes it's fin to just plain design a character. I do it all the time, I have like 5 guys on my server that I made just for fun. I'll play em later.

This thread is now my home

Dude finally!! A while ago I made a thread asking about something for CoH. And NO ONE replied. So I kinda got the idea that almost no one on NG played it or something.

Anyway my highest is level 14 Tanker, can't really remeber his name but my account is "VillainLord".

Everyone complains that's it's a shit game, true it has it's faults but I still am just in love with it.

At 8/30/09 06:59 PM, The-titan wrote: file>publish settings>flash

and there at the bottom you have Audio stream and Audio event, click set both of them and increase the bit rate, dont put it too high though your filze size will increase by doing so.

is 48 too high? cuz thats when it sounds the best

see, everytime i do test movie, or export it as a swf then watch it, the audio is kind of fuzzy, and just plain crap.

is there a way to fix this? or is it suppose to be like that =/

example: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/300809/4 7563_Djcorp_intro_number_2.php

At 8/27/09 12:05 PM, littlec56 wrote:

At 8/26/09 08:10 PM, lpfann2 wrote:

At 8/26/09 02:50 PM, littlec56 wrote:

no i joining a collab and its not on this site

Ooooh...

(double post)

i don't even think you have any flashes, you need a B.A. of 3.5 or something to make a collab dude...

At 8/26/09 02:50 PM, littlec56 wrote: i need ideas for a collab i going to do the collab is called bloopers it can be about anything give me your ideas.

im sorry but its pretty sad if the organizer of the collab doesn't even have an idea for it lol

no one really plays COV on newgrounds do they?

Don't listen to any stupid PS3 fanboys about the 360 btw (but you already knew that)

I had an xbox 360 and it started overheating after roughly 1, 3/4 years.

almost 2 years. if you take care of it well, it may last as long as mine

Im not sure About the ps3, probably way longer than the 360. Same with the wii

so after a year, i wanna start playing city of villains again. City of villains is currently uninstalled on my computer and i only have 3 of the disks so i have to get the client of the site. While i tried, it said i needed to subscribe to the game first (olviously) and type in the serial code as well as a few other things.

I dont have my case for COV or anything like that, that could have the serial code on it anymore.

did i read it wrong? am i fucked and can't play 'till i get all the disks?

its not even creepy like you make it sound.

i thought it was gonna be one of those things were a messed up face pops up and screams. but it just does this weird little thing with a triangle. how is that creepy?

Last one i swear...
::i have a problem

It was a cold, wet night. A Vagina and A Pussy fucked around the campfire, sucking songs and eating cock.

Soon they got tired, climbed into their people, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly, they were both wide awake. There was a loud humping sound outside the tent. Penis grabbed A Vagina's vagina and held on for dear life. A Vagina started chanting, "Lions and ducks and legs, oh my!" over and over again.

Then into their tent fell their friend Cock. Cock had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some mexican hooker. Now the mexican hooker was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a good laugh and went back to sleep.

It turned out to be a very sexy camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave Penis's backyard.

Omg im sorry but i have to share more.
(this is my favorite:)

It was a very huge day at school. First, I had to fuck my locker. In homeroom class, we had a test on people and Amy Winehouse got a perfect score. I forgot my homework for cock class, and the teacher was wet! Next I had to quickly write a report about vagina, and it was so beutiful. I read it to the class and it made everybody hump. Lunch was the best part of the day, we ate more penises with delicious looking milk. In art class, Justin Bieber spilled the dead fish all over my new vagina and it turned all hard. Math class took forever, I just wanted to suck through it. I asked for a pass to go to the leg, and I saw Hannah Montannah and CockyMcCockjoke kissing in the hall. My last class was band, and we played three new other vaginas. After school, I felt hairy as I rode the bus home.

this one isnt as good

Pet Show

One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's wet!" I said. "I'm sure Mr. Whiskers will win." Mr. Whiskers is our pet dog. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking cock and jumping through mexicans. Her favorite food is dicks. It's the only thing she'll eat.

On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed Mr. Whiskers and tied her favorite bra around her neck. She looked warm.

I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big cat. On the other side was a spanish poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how Mr. Whiskers can balance a whore on her vagina. The judges were very impressed.

At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big your mother with white stripes. But Mr. Whiskers got a red ribbon for being the most hard dog at the show.

one more, i had to.

The Package

The doorbell rang. Cock and Vagina raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, hard box. What could be inside? They intensly carried while fucking the box into the bedroom. Vagina intensly put her cock close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, "I LIKE LITTLE BOYS!"

"Hurry. Open the box!" screamed Cock. To their amazement, A Pedophile leaped out of the box and started singing "like shit cuz he sucks at singing". There was nothing else to do but sing along.

Job Cover Letter

I am qualified for this job because I'm intense. I got a college education at bedroom and I majored in people. I consider myself very large because I'm a dick. I'll be working to support my wife and our three veiny girls. I'm looking for a job that pays between 2 and One Million dollars a year.

I have experience using wet animals and a guy. I have a delicious attitude that makes me good for fucking. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me the most warm candidate for this job.

Sincerely,

Cocky McCockjoke

Gears 2 and Prototype

for whatever reason it was started, its stupid as hell

At 8/16/09 12:16 PM, pieplane wrote:

At 8/16/09 12:11 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 8/16/09 12:07 PM, dogstile wrote: the film won't be anywhere near as good as the games

microsoft is too busy fixing rrod's to even think of pitching in..

hahahaha funny...

its a picture of a guy zoomed in really close....what of it?

(personal opinion)

Game of the decade. A big tie between Gears 2, Halo 3, Prototype and Cod 5

i DID play sonic unleashed (most annoying cutscenes ever) but now im just too annoyed with it : /

At 8/16/09 08:19 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote:

At 8/16/09 01:51 AM, zrb wrote:

oH MA GAH!! WORDZ OUT OV MA MOUTH.
we need 74 playas in dis gaem including da mastur cheef and shadow da hedghog
OMG THIS WILL BE SO KEWL!!!11!

PWNED!!!!!!!!! :)

get a tablet, install it, then draw all of your masterpieces on flash and save them as jpg's or gif's or whatever.

that way you'll be able to see the whole picture (and if you make a mistake its waaaayyy easier to fix then on paper)

^_^