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there once was a nerd named Grant
who desired a woman with implants
she gave him a kiss
something that he did wish
but now he needs a change of pants

stop bitching about your life
and stop abusing that knife
you faggots wearing black
should spend a day in Irag
and then die in that strife

there once was boy named red
who didn't play but caught animals instead
he tapped them in balls
that were incredibly small
and now those animals are dead

there was a man named Kanye West
who thought that he was the best
then he ineterupted Miss Swift
which made people quite miffed
now temporarily his fame is at rest

there is legend of a beutiful website
that is always happy and bright
it's named newgrounds.com
and man, it's da bomb
i'm sure that its something you'll like

hmm thats all i got now. ILL BE BACK LATER

Dreams of having fame galore
you yearn to be the one they adore
in movies you star
and in life you go far
but in the end, what was it for?

At 8/8/10 11:07 PM, ThePortalGuru wrote:

At 8/8/10 11:04 PM, lpfann2 wrote: i didn't remember any of the movie...at all.

Then what was the point of writing a joke about a movie you remember nothing about?

i thought of the joke when after i saw the movie. i actually thought of a few. But i forgot to write them down and have forgotten about them until just a minute or two ago when i saw the inception parody here on NG. Then i had a faint memory of only 1 of the jokes (this apparently unfunny one here) and thought

"hey. I am already in the middle of some shiz. Maybe, just maybe someone would like to use this if they were thinking about making an inception parody"

And thus this thread was born

i thought i covered all this in the first post =/

k. as i said about 50 times (why i was stumbling lol...) i didn't remember any of the movie...at all.

So i forgot the dialog and whatever. If you remember the scene that this is parodying in the movie than you could just kind of visualize it and replace the end with the joke. i don't fucking know

Look i never said this was some super hilarious joke. if you want it, than take it.

I really don't care if one little joke doesn't get used. I simply put this out here as a "if" situation

wow this is a sweet idea

can't waitr for it to be done :)

At 8/8/10 06:49 PM, munio wrote: not funny, seriously who would replace a rug by a rug of exactly the same colour but just a diffrent material

if you don't think it's funny

than just ignore it...

wait i have another one

I see the fearsome mast
the pirates see me at last
as a man points his gun
I gasp, and i run
but i fear this breath is my last

(i like this one :D)

there once was a pig named Dan
who lived on a farm with a man
Dan would laugh and play
until one day
Dan was sizzling in a pan

Heres another one:

There once was knight named Dave
who thought of himself as quite brave
Then a dragon appeared one day
of which Dave thought he could slay
but now Dave lays still in his grave

take 'em if you want 'em

Jurgen Rae :)

At 8/8/10 04:48 PM, mrbush wrote: stuff

hmmm personally i dont think its long enough or has that many joke opportunities if someone were to try and stretch that idea

after watching inception (awesome movie btw), i had atleast 4 jokes on it.

I was going to write them down but i forgot to, now that i saw that inception parody here on NG it reminded me of them

I only remeber one.

It's parodying the part at the begginning where they have the asian dude (i forget his name) in a dream and all the sub concious are coming to attack them.

They are in the room and they're talking about...whatever they were talking about at that point of the movie. And then the asian guy gets pushed to the ground and starts rubbing the carpet and starts describing his rug and then finishes with "this is not my rug...this is a dream"

then pulls out a gun and shoots himself.

It just becomes silent as the rest of the people stare at his dead body and then all of a sudden on character says

"his wife changed the carpet last week..." (have to see the movie to get the joke olviously)

Sorry i couldn't remember how the actual dialog in the movie went. But if you do know the original dialog for that scene (probably could find it online somewhere) than just combine it with the last part

If you don't think it's funny...don't use it. If you like it, use it.

I just thought that cuz i wouldn't make an inception parody soon i'd try and put it out there...

At 8/8/10 02:56 PM, Gravey wrote:

At 8/8/10 02:22 PM, lpfann2 wrote:
I already said that I'll give the music info in a PM if you're interested :)

more shiz lol

Hmmm good point.

Even though i've been a NGer for about a year i'm still a n00b but whatevers.

i guess i'll keep that in mind...

At 8/7/10 11:47 PM, Kirbyfemur wrote: I might be able to help out i suppose, but as gravey said you aren't giving very spacific examples as to the TYPE of music you want. Like genre or pace, or other stuffs

I already said that I'll give the music info in a PM if you're interested :)

@ Supersteph54. oooh yeah i'm really liking that song. I'll PM you with some details on the music.

At 8/7/10 10:50 PM, lpfann2 wrote: Shiz forgot the link

Heeyar**

just in case you're wondering

I've got Smedrix
, Jonas, and Scorium voicing the characters on this :D.

Double fail

Smendrix**

Shiz forgot the link

Heeyar**

just in case you're wondering

I've got Smedrix
, Jonas, and Scorium voicing the characters on this :D.

At 8/7/10 10:05 PM, Gravey wrote: a lot of shiz

Thanks man this really helped. And it's a working title btw lol

OKAY. Details..details...details.

My series is suppose to be a comedy. It's about a cow with super powers (and of course his walrus sidekick) protecting their city.

The first episode (episode i'm currently working on) is basically about how Supercow and Captain Walrus became the superheroes of their city.

The city is currently looked after by the power rangers, but when a new villain appears in the city and captures the power rangers, it's up to Supercow and Captain walrus to rescue them and save the day

Heeyar is the first scene...I really didn't want to show this because I don't want to give it away but it doesn't really have much to do with the plot...just a "for fun" thing, so, why not.
(ignore the last dance that Supercow does, the one that looks like a poorly animated break dance. I intend to fix it up later)

Hopefully thats enough info on the series. And hopefully people believe it is good enough to front page or atleast get a daily place. I don't want to come off as arrogant but i think it is.

As for the info on what kind of music i want. PM me if you're interested, and i'll explain it best I can.

BTW, the music won't be FULL LENGTH SONGS olviously, just little clips to play when things heat up in the animation. The longest song i'd estimate to be about 1 minute..so yeah

At 8/7/10 08:08 PM, haingi wrote: I like the samurai cat thing, I can tell that it's very influenced by Samurai Jack... man, I miss that show...

Anyways, I just uploaded this to the portal, it's 100% FBF, there were no tweens involved.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 4593

lol pretty good for a first

Waay better than mine was -_-

I have a feeling the automatic answer is no beacause I'm not offering money (i would but i'm saving up for a laptop...)

But i what the hell, i'll give it a shot

SO. I'm still in the middle (literatly) of animating a flash movie entitled: "Super Cow and Captain Walrus Episode 1" (it will be shorter when submitted olviously) and as I was looking for audio tracks in the audio portal for background music to use in various moments of my movie. I realized that there were either no tracks sounding anywhere close to way i wanted, and/or any ones that synced up with the scene in terms of length and when the song intesifies and when it calms down.

So i was wondering if I could get someone to make a soundtrack (per se) for mah flash. Just 3 or 4 tracks matching my descriptions. As I've already said I'm really sorry I can't pay but is there anyone out there willing to help me out of the goodness of their heart?

?

i liked the part about the stapler

egoraptor's my dad

At 8/5/10 01:09 AM, U-Gamer wrote:

At 8/5/10 12:54 AM, Sam wrote:

At 8/5/10 12:09 AM, U-Gamer wrote: i guess ill just learn from one of those tutorials for lip-syncing here on Newgrounds. FORUM LOCK!!

saying Forum lock...doesn't lock the forum...

wow these are looking pretty sweeeeeet

Heres another one. Not all FBF, only the legs in this run cycle for a robber (same project as the cow :D)

Heeyar

I was originaly going to make his arms swing with his legs but i got lazy =/

At 8/3/10 01:45 PM, Chimbley wrote: Here is something that I'm working on

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/s372010345_Samu rai_Cat_II_45sec.html

hahaha thats awesome

At 8/1/10 08:45 PM, tomocles wrote:

At 7/31/10 07:00 PM, lpfann2 wrote:

::hey dude, male cows dont have utters. :P not to mention those things are disturbing when they bounce around like that X.X
::
:: Anyways, here are a couple monster animations I did for a game im working on...lots of fbf here and still gotta shade them too :P
::
:: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/d842 d83f5ab4aa471c95ef322103ff06

lol thats pretty damn cool. Reminds me of like those sandworms in that one movie

fuck i forget what its called but i really like the biting animation :D

and by the way. My cow has utters because hes cool like that
and when they are bouncing around its TOATALLY hawt

BUMP

come on i want to see some more awesome fbf!

At 7/31/10 05:54 PM, SayYourGoodbyes wrote: I just think it's stupid that now they're even making a movie about it.

well when people say "they are making a facebook movie" it makes it seem like the whole movie is just looking at profiles and status updates. but its about the idea of a social network and the minds behind it

and shit like that...

A dance i have in a project i'm working on at the moment

HEEYAR

The arms kind of mess up a little but im still proud of it :)

100% fbf

when you get over 200 friends you automatically become cool

mmm that picture looks beutiful

At 7/31/10 11:03 AM, Rabid-Animals wrote:

At 7/31/10 01:51 AM, lpfann2 wrote: Not enough boobs or cock jokes

Maybe you should consider how this movie performed:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 3074
Have faith.

lol i was talking about the funeral video joke.

But yeah i think the collab will do well, i'm sure there are a lot of asdf fans out dere

oh wow i just realized how late of a question that is.

lol this was started in 09