Shut the fuck up.

At 7/21/05 06:42 AM, omega_alpha1 wrote: the psp is dieing

Um.

lollerskates.

At 7/21/05 02:36 AM, ShamanMumboJumbo wrote: Heh, I like how Gamecube is so unbelievably superior it's not even compared to SuX-Box and GayStation 2 out of mercy. The mere mention of it's name would cause the weak-minded fanboys to collapse in shame. Nintendo: Mighty Master of All Things Gaming.

You. Shut the fuck up.
This is why I hate debates on forums without a subscription fee.

At 7/19/05 07:03 AM, Zen444 wrote: Anything by legendary frog.

Speaks the truth!

At 7/17/05 09:31 PM, MattZone wrote: Kind of evil to spoil someone who doesn't want to be spoiled...

Tell that to EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET.

At 7/17/05 09:18 PM, DancingTomato wrote: He is

FUCK. I didn't know that. FUCK.

Also, the "go fuck a tree" thing is something she says ALL the time. It's not even funny anymore.

At 7/17/05 09:08 PM, legendarysim wrote: Iwill watch the movie but not read the book, its a waste of 1-2 weeks to read it.

Someone tell this guy how bad of an idea this is.

Background: She's a Harry Potter fan. So am I. Since I already know the ending, why not piss off everyone else?
I've been known to send her goatse, tubgirl, etc. That's why she doesn't trust me.
And away we go.

Me: Click this.
Me: This one, too.
Her: i'm not THAT stupid anymore
Me: Actually, it seems that you are
Her: thats y i didn't smary pants
Me: Stupid girl.
Me: Fine, just read the link.
Me: Did you read the link?
Me: Or click it?
Her: yeah i did
Her: happy?
Yeah, sure you did.
Her: And what do you think about it?
Her: i dunno cuz i didn't clik on it u DUMBASS!!!
Knew it!
Me: You stupid bitch. Put your mouse over it, and read the link.
Her: wow now i'm really gonna clik it
AIM features, not her specialty.
Me: DON'T CLICK IT.
Me: PUT YOUR FUCKING MOUSE OVER IT.
She's never going to even look at it. So here we go.
Me: YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT.
Me: DUMBLEDORE DIES IN BOOK 6
Me: HAPPY NOW?
Me: sdgafhfahshsth
Her: NO!!! Y DID U TELL ME U BITCH
Her: I DIDN'T WANT TO KNO
Me: HAHA BITCH
Her: I WANT ED TO FIND OUT MY SELF
Her: U BASTARD!
Me: Now click the first link and find out in Spanish.
She entered some text, and then deleted it again.
Me: Yeah, you go ahead and enter text.
Me: It won't save you now.
Me: GOGO GAY FUEL (the name of the song in the ytmnd's)
Me: woahoahoahoahoah oahoah
Me: arfh
I had an even better idea. After much randomness to get her attention, she finally responded.
Her: WHAT?!?
Me: SNAPE IS THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE Don't freak out, now. This may or may not be true. I made this up. This is probably not the actual ending.
Her: GO FUCK A TREE U FUCKING ASSWIPE!!!

AND THEN I AM BLOCKED.
HOORAY FOR ME.

Note: This is the edited version. The actual conversation had way too much swearing on my part. For example, "You stupid bitch. Put your mouse over it, and read the link." was actually "You fucking stupid bitch. Put your mouse over it, and read the fucking link, you stupid whore."

At 7/15/05 11:29 PM, -JesusChrist- wrote:

At 7/15/05 11:26 PM, JudoHobo wrote: What the hell is going on in 5's source code?

Did the quadratic formula explode?

...Is that a hint?

What the hell is going on in 5's source code?

How'd you get to your Web browser?

Scanning the list, I have to choose JesusSushiBar. Come on.

At 7/9/05 12:31 AM, gotunks4 wrote: Unoriginal? It's the opposite dumbshit, it makes their alias unique.

YOUR FUCKING NAME IS GOTUNKS4.

This one is trippy.

1. It's not a blog, it's entertainment, just written.
2. Maddox was around waaaaay before this blog shit happened.

Dude.
Sign up for an account.

This thread made me get rid of my religion and cut off all ties with friends and family in favor of a spiritual minimalistic lifestyle.

it's true

At 7/7/05 03:26 PM, CarWashWoah wrote: http://www.cnn.com/e..ment/#5738532/ath-ph

You, sir, are a GENIUS.

Yeah...

The only way to check is to check the flash you whistled again and see if it's been flagged.

And no, there's no way to check your whistle points.

At 7/6/05 06:37 PM, pokemon_trainerBROCK wrote: pokemons a real good game

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I'm going to have to go with Trivial Pursuit, if you take out the board-game aspect.
My friend and I lost the board one day and just asked each other questions for 3 hours.

At 7/6/05 03:31 PM, Ariscis wrote: why'd they have to replace the humans with robots?

German propaganda.
(not propaganda, but still, they don't want to remind people)

At 7/3/05 12:18 PM, T-H wrote: Why the fuck 728 if its only images?

Because it's about a billion of them.

At 7/3/05 04:19 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 7/3/05 12:14 PM, AntiangelicAngel wrote: Cool... but ma PC is in tha shop. Silly Mac and it's inability to excecute.

and it's silly inability to get the mass amount of viruses that PC's get all the time.

Pssst...

I can right-click.

Actually, the Drive makes you travel to every point in the universe at the same time.

And goddamn, the movie sucked.

My theory:
You can't show emotion in type, except maybe capital letters and !!!1!!1!.
So, he just talks like he types.

Example:
Internet: "Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Life: "SERIOUSLY, what the FUCK is wrong with you?"
I don't see people taking the time to use the html and come up with "SERIOUSLY, what the FUCK is wrong with you?", so the words coming out of his mouth showed as much emotion as the words on his screen. And that is not much.

Did any of that make sense to you guys?

Eh? Link?

And...that's officially the best you have.

(and don't message them asking for secks)
(if you do, don't tell them I told you)

Let's check my buddy list right now:

bamfgurl345
bluefairy5892
chica12291
cybergurl345
fairywitch09
laurathelovrat14
leftiehand13
missthang123g
and finally, xhottchicababix

OH JESUS

That's zoomed in way too much.

I've never heard Tom's voice before.

I'm giddy like a Japanese schoolgirl, but slightly more giddy and a lot less raped by tentacle monsters.