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Response to: OMG WADE PLZ BAN THE VOID Posted November 13th, 2002 in General

..and reinstate the Borg!

Response to: NG Fight Club Posted November 13th, 2002 in General

:At 11/13/02 03:24 AM, IZAX wrote:
:You sir are a buffoon! You carpet bagger! I should give you the what for!

WOOOooo WOOOooo Woooo ** skratches nuts **

hey Chainsaw man, leave all weapons the door!

Response to: NG Fight Club Posted November 13th, 2002 in General

At 11/13/02 02:58 AM, stuntzzzzzzz wrote: K man u just suck Blan club is the ultimate club Besides the actual NG

FK u to sleepy (outpost u any fite nite)

ultimate club?
NG club?
Eh?

Response to: Portal Population Posted November 13th, 2002 in General

go get "grabascreen" or any other screen grabber.

btw, anybody wanna guess how low the REAL population will get before it starts rising again.

my guess; 16770
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Response to: NG Fight Club Posted November 13th, 2002 in General

At 11/12/02 12:03 AM, iOcide wrote: "Gentleman!! Welkom to NG Fight Club!"

Damn, got this idea 4 a klub, but i fought to meself mabe i'od gone done it alweady?

1st rule NG Fite Klub; u don't t... ..... ..... ....!

Sekond rule NG Fite Klub; u still don't t... ..... ..... ....!!

Fird rule NG Fite Klub; u speel korekly, we kiik u'r @#$%%^# butthaed in!

Forf rule NG Fite Klub; u got a brain, u start at rule 1 again.

Fiff rule NG Fite Club; u iz not to post if u iz LV-01 licker.

Sickth ruel NG Fite Klub; u do NOT ask for a fite. Initi8 it!

Sevenfh rule NG Fite Klub; only 2 ppl 2 a fite!

8fh'n final rule NG Fite Klub; if dis is u'r 1st nite, u hafta klub a seal.

'erez sum homie-wurk: i want u all 2 go ta Flashkit and pik a fite. Don't kom bak til u iz bannished!!

:(_go 2 it!!!

Response to: Coca-Cola Cheap Power Source? Posted November 13th, 2002 in General

At 11/12/02 11:59 PM, Infinity_Blade wrote: damn your smart.. but it is practical!

** l.ack..ing en.er..gy **

** ne.ee.ed sus.ten.ance.. **

** jumps out window **

** kicks coke machine - ..gets rewarded! **

** jumps back in window **

..spppt, glug, glug, glug... :D_aaahhhhh..

|O)_hic!

Response to: Coca-Cola Cheap Power Source? Posted November 12th, 2002 in General

At 11/12/02 10:52 PM, Infinity_Blade wrote: Anyone who reads this please elaborate i would like some feedback before I implement this new power source!

Ya know how they show that about 1/3 of coke is pure (fattening) sugar, well i tell ya, if you only eat once every third day or so, then this nutrient (along with the caffine and phenyl...whatever..atrics) certainly gives yer spirits a boost!

Also i figured that since about 9 billion of these plastic fukerz are pumped out each year then we might as well string 'em all togeather wrapped with copper wire (spun around the neck and body) then cut a few fins out (aiding the knobular keel design) and float a smeggin' country sized raft of these things on the open seas. With wind and tide flows spinning them round like krazy i reckon a fair electrical current would be generated!

..Now STOP whatever you're doing, and go get a nice big fresh thirst quenshing 2 litre from the local shop and sup it down - the sugar will give you a "hit" or "rush" of mental inspiration, and you might even spy some savy design that will revolutionize the planets energy crisis, and save this earth from pollution overload all in the same process.

:)_sweet!

Now that's gotta be worth just a coupla buck!!!
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Response to: Why ChairmanMaoClock? Posted November 12th, 2002 in General

ChairmanMao-Clock

yes, yes, we get all taht!
What the hell does Clock have to do with the spirit of true communistic beliefs?

I only just realized the thousand year old "I Ching" had a representation of binary in it..(go figure!)
Were they especially good time keepers too??
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Response to: Hitler and ManWithTheGoldenGun Posted November 12th, 2002 in General

At 11/12/02 05:55 AM, ManWithTheGoldenGun wrote: I have nothing to worry about, I have no aim account.

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whiteshark86: whats newgrounds?
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whiteshark86: ManWithTheGoldenGun thats who I am on newgrounds
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why even post this iOcide? Read betwwen the lines dude!
he (whiteshark) didn't know what NG is, so he logged on and choose the name most visible. MWTGG hit 3000 posts last night, geez he was posting like a man with no tomorrow :)
If you read it carefully, you wouldn't waste our time on this faker.
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Response to: Portal Population Posted November 11th, 2002 in General

At 11/11/02 04:58 AM, ManWithTheGoldenGun wrote: I was like MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heehe, anyway kongrats on 3000 posts!!!
hardworking MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Portal Population

Response to: An INTELLIGENT BBS THREAD, you say? Posted November 11th, 2002 in General

At 11/11/02 05:33 AM, ManWithTheGoldenGun wrote:
Let us dicuss the evils of the day?
2:22AM
You and your accurate time! Accuracy was invented by hippies!
No, tyedye shirts were invented by hippies.

No, marijuana was invented by hippies.

Response to: "Post Funny Bush Pics here" Posted November 11th, 2002 in General

At 11/8/02 05:04 PM, Pious wrote: Yeah but its fun to mess with the senate

"What's this new currency all about?"

"Post Funny Bush Pics here"

Response to: Tom Fulp- You Maed An ERROR! ! Posted November 11th, 2002 in General

At 11/11/02 03:35 AM, indent wrote: Yeah! And change the menu back to the way it was, it does not fit the style!

yeah, think what the neighbours will say?!!
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Tom Fulp- You Maed An ERROR! !

Response to: No-one Posts In My Topics. Posted November 11th, 2002 in General

At 11/11/02 02:55 AM, Lordalmar wrote: Wouldn't you like to know!

good lord! is that signup date for real???

Response to: Wade plz ban J_Dawg Posted November 11th, 2002 in General

At 11/10/02 09:17 PM, JmBd wrote: I wouldn't care if the whole BBS went insane.

Aye! if any distextlic muck starts dribbling sh33t in here everyday, i'm sure that FBI lurker wud de-crypt it into some 'terrorist plot'

but i'd reckon a daily racist has no future in cyberspace *point: we can't edit posts*
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Response to: No-one Posts In My Topics. Posted November 11th, 2002 in General

At 11/11/02 12:53 AM, ChairmanMaoClock wrote: Is it because I post krap that nobody gives a rat's ass about, such as how the govenment is going to enslave every American, forcing them to produce laborforce which will create craft capable of interstellar transportation so the fat cats can get off Earth when it blows up sometime early this century?

Quite the opposite! We're too busy kommiting to memory the quality pastes, admiring the many artworks, saving some anti-propaganic imagery for later, exiting down to the less caitalist DOS functions, doing some renaming and filesorting, deleting all evidence of subversive behaviour (swp file, cashe), droping to linux shell, re-enkoding all with PGPics (unreleased version) back to DOS, deleting all evidence of subversive behaviour (gifs, jpegs, and anything with "CLOCK" in filename), booting the labour-saving windoz, and logging back on thru our underground.comst.ch redirected host web-link.

By then we notice you've pasted again.....
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Response to: Omg. I erased the portal! Posted November 9th, 2002 in General

At 11/9/02 04:51 PM, dicktape wrote: “omg. you erased the portal!”

theoretically then there's a way to erase crap with more than 100 votes (phew!)

jeez, i seen it happen! but i'm yet to hear if it's only done manually (??)

Response to: War with Iraq? Posted November 9th, 2002 in General

At 11/9/02 05:13 AM, EFUBICH wrote: Sooner or later someone will realize the truth; America is a country controlled by egotistical maniacs who like to declare war on third world countries with no way of committing to an air war and bomb the shit out of them.

http://www.congress.org

Subject: Stop the dictator

..and hate that CNN makes money off of war, or Bush makes politcal hay, since he was AWOL during the whole (Vietnam) thing with his nose in a cocaine straw and his drunkeness shielded from 'his kids.'

All of a sudden, in an interview where the Commander in Thief was surprised by a question about which was more troublesome, Iraq or Al Caida, Bush did his characteristic and ignorant smirky laugh and said he was trying to come up with something "Funny"

aye! Whoever that 'someone' is ..we'd better find him quick!!

(where's a 'John Conner' when you need one then? :)
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Response to: NEW menu option images! Posted November 8th, 2002 in General

At 11/8/02 08:40 PM, Lordalmar wrote: I like the new one myself.

well, we'll work on a tricky kustomizable "my nav" backend script so we can keep everyone.. :)_smiling!

Response to: the big Debate topic Posted November 8th, 2002 in General

At 11/8/02 07:54 PM, Spam_is_1337 wrote: new voting system; maybe the voting buttons should appear on the movie window after the movie ends?

hey, like we just done all that stuff bud.

Topic: Portal idea to stop idiot voters.
[url]http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=35343[/url]
..the arguments against was pretty conclusive!
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Response to: NEW menu option images! Posted November 8th, 2002 in General

At 11/8/02 03:19 PM, _lightning_ wrote: the old menu was allot better :(

yep,
small white font on orange is hard to read even at 150% zoom & never had this problem with the old one!
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Response to: WHO has Most Protection Pts? Posted November 8th, 2002 in General

At 11/7/02 10:11 PM, Stormwarden wrote: The woman with the most Protection and Blam points is Ramagi. She has over 1000 protects. Joe is second, and I am third.

thanks Storm.
Ramagi - she sure is dedicated!
Interesting to see some ppls ratios of blams vrs saves.

hmm, btw, which Joe? ..or shoulda we know?

Now all we need is point options on the users search page. ~but liljim deserves a rest i bet!
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Response to: ALLYOURPASSWORDSAREBELONGTOMAXIMINA Posted November 7th, 2002 in General

At 11/7/02 08:46 PM, Pious wrote: DUDE he is not the worst, there are copy cats. they use crazy asdf pages. i know i had to chang my pass too. but look out for strang peoel sending you to strange pages...

(outside of NG)

..and re-directed email with questions like "what can u do 4 me?"
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Response to: WHO has Most Protection Pts? Posted November 7th, 2002 in General

At 11/7/02 08:46 PM, Rob-Van-Dam wrote:
At 11/7/02 08:40 PM, BsMarinero wrote: I have 1,118
NOYOUDONTYOUHAVE...OHCRAP YOUTRICKEDME

hehehe! (happens)

WHO has Most Protection Pts?

Response to: WHO has Most Protection Pts? Posted November 7th, 2002 in General

and i'm not so keen on;

user: HlTLER
BLAMS: 862
SAVES: 0 <--- !!!
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Response to: WHO has Most Protection Pts? Posted November 7th, 2002 in General

At 11/7/02 08:04 PM, EFUBICH wrote:
..only 3 points total away from police lieutenant!

"it takes 100 every level until you get to Lieutenant (500 points) then it takes another 500 to get Captain. after that, maybe 1000 for every rank?"

eg. user: IZAX (7-nov-2002)
Rank: Police Lieutenant
BLAMS: 327
SAVES: 176

..one guy has over 4000 blams apparently, but that's not quite what i'm interested in :)

WHO has Most Protection Pts? Posted November 7th, 2002 in General

wOOt? who?

does this mean they can pick good from bad movies?
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WHO has Most Protection Pts?

Response to: I say "favourite", you say...? Posted November 7th, 2002 in NG News

At 11/6/02 06:54 PM, liljim wrote: Give it a whirl, and if there are any problems with it, reply to this thread with the problems.

Shuda written my old one's down.. doh!

Works great! Thanx!!

Response to: ABUSIVE USERS Posted November 7th, 2002 in NG News

At 10/30/02 06:59 PM, JoeisCooler wrote: Instead of putting Civilian on their profile put Theif ..or H4X3R5 :)

And send in the Elite Squad to round up all their associates.

good analogy aye!

Response to: The Septagon Project. Posted November 6th, 2002 in General

At 11/6/02 09:27 PM, TheNewAuk wrote: attemptz:

hmm,

I see great art work in ng.. an wish for a sketch-pad fer kreistmas, but then i remember the ol' digital camera solution.

anyone find this close to the sketchy for designwise?

by mouse is hard working (imho).