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Topic: Jackie Chan admits being in porn

Posted: 06/25/08 01:25 PM

Forum: General

I bet he played a quirky China-man who seems like a really horrible lay, but in the end it turns out that he has amazing crotch rocking skills. Also he makes stupid jokes.


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Topic: I don't get the French

Posted: 06/25/08 01:22 PM

Forum: General

Man, they're responsible for the Trias Politica, the French are A-Ok. Although fairly smelly.


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Topic: I won't call myself an atheist.

Posted: 06/25/08 01:20 PM

Forum: General

So you're agnostic.

Good for you, fuck off.


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Topic: Man, did the mods get worse?

Posted: 06/25/08 01:09 PM

Forum: General

Nah, y'all have just gotten worse. The mods have always sucked.


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Topic: Nostalgia-tastic. Let's Hate.

Posted: 07/25/07 10:34 AM

Forum: General

At 7/25/07 10:21 AM, Sekhem wrote: The old BBS was just as shitty, I've read through a few topics from 01/02 and they're just as shitty as nowadays.

You're a presumptuous dickhole, assuming I meant those years.

Also yes, silly image macros are the best and need to be milked at all cost.

Nostalgia-tastic. Let's Hate.


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Topic: Nostalgia-tastic. Let's Hate.

Posted: 07/25/07 10:10 AM

Forum: General

At 7/25/07 10:07 AM, Maus wrote:
At 7/25/07 09:33 AM, Jossos wrote: Dunno if Maus made it, or I just ripped this from her but:
That's a Maus original. :)

It makes me warm inside whenever you use it. Soooo. Sup? Read the new HP yet? I think we were also chatting on and off about the Thomas Covenant series and how you were able to get your mitts on a copy.

The memory is fading so I may be wrong.

Read it, was severely disappointed. It screams open ending, she could have just added "... TO BE CONTINUED".
Also I forgot about that series, but I am glad you reminded me. So your memory is serving you well.


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Topic: Nostalgia-tastic. Let's Hate.

Posted: 07/25/07 09:59 AM

Forum: General

At 7/25/07 09:38 AM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote: Shut the fuck up Li and get back in your hole.

<3

Hey Antsy. Yeah, I am really bored for coming back here. So I'll probably will bugger off when I realise why I hated this place in the first place.

<3

At 7/25/07 09:39 AM, Carmilla wrote: I'm still around, though I do more trolling than posting as of late. I had a little spree of posts last night. It reminded me of the good ole days of last year.

Everyone did the "Who the hell are you" posts in response to me as well. I even got a PM asking me why my icon was yellow.

Why IS your icon yellow? I guess it's mod-iness? That's lame though, no more mystery moddings


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Topic: Nostalgia-tastic. Let's Hate.

Posted: 07/25/07 09:33 AM

Forum: General

Fuck you. I mentioned that already. More content, less one-liners.
Go-go-go-go. Also, nostalgia.

Dunno if Maus made it, or I just ripped this from her but:

Nostalgia-tastic. Let's Hate.


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Topic: Nostalgia-tastic. Let's Hate.

Posted: 07/25/07 09:29 AM

Forum: General

As it would appear, shit has changed.
And in light of me returning (though no one knew me, and everyone who had a glimmer of recognition probably buggered off as well) let's nostalgia!

Because of course as everyone knows the old times were better, the new people suck, the grass used to be greener, the old lay-out was better, noobs respected their elders, every topic created was comedy gold and also no one posted topics about their fucking kittens.

Commence.


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Topic: Hey guys.

Posted: 03/22/07 03:00 AM

Forum: General

*has-been bump*

Hey guys.


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Topic: Hey guys.

Posted: 01/21/07 04:53 PM

Forum: General

At 1/21/07 04:49 PM, MadCow wrote: Are you seriously leaving, or just drunk :o

A little bit of both, and a whole lot of jesus.

Hey guys.


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Topic: Hey guys.

Posted: 01/21/07 04:49 PM

Forum: General

At 1/21/07 04:47 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MISSY >: (

lol laif got soz.

Also, really serious guy, you're a flaming gaywad.

Hey guys.


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Topic: Hey guys.

Posted: 01/21/07 04:47 PM

Forum: General

At 1/21/07 04:45 PM, Canas wrote: Jossos.

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Awww. Needs more spam to celebrate my departure from this shitstain of internets.

Hey guys.


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Topic: Hey guys.

Posted: 01/21/07 04:42 PM

Forum: General

Have a nice life and shit. Also, account for sale. 5 dolla or best bid.

SPAM THREAD GET GO NOW!@!@.

Hey guys.


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Topic: My sister wants me...

Posted: 12/19/06 02:48 PM

Forum: General

At 12/19/06 02:46 PM, JoeyStorm wrote:
U win this thread. Good work.

Man, thanks so much. I totally need a pat on the back from a giant cockjumper like yourself to confirm that I've been accepted by the likes of you lot.

No kidding neither.


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Topic: My sister wants me...

Posted: 12/19/06 02:43 PM

Forum: General

How can you even say she´s masterly at anything sex-related when you're a fucking virgin? You'd splooge at any thing. Little to no mastery of sexual skill is required.

Disregarding the fact that the story is quite obviously bullshit, of course.


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Topic: If you were gay?

Posted: 12/18/06 02:46 PM

Forum: General

At 12/18/06 07:51 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:
But I am not gay, and will never be gay so I can't make that decision. In the meantime, I have no objection to performing or receiving anal pleasure from a FEMALE.

This reminds me of this King Missile song ´Gay, not gay.´

Getting fucking in the ass by a woman with a strap-on is totally not gay.


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Topic: N G B B S 2006 Awards Discussion

Posted: 12/17/06 05:05 PM

Forum: General

Dear fucker on the first page that nominated me for Drama Queen,

lolkthnx. I guess I exude a sense of actually caring about the shit I post or whatever.
Anyway, YOU ARE A HOMOEROSEXUAL AND YOU LOVE GAY COCKS.

How's that for drama?


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Topic: "You can't buy anymore PS3s"

Posted: 12/17/06 10:39 AM

Forum: General

At 12/17/06 09:17 AM, HAcoreRD wrote:
Supply and demand. Basic economics our world runs on. And to quote one of your posts:

Yeah, supply and demand. But you have the upper-hand because YOU know when the new shipments come in. And you can go and buy one and retail price, and go ahead and rip others off buy adding 50% to the retail price to make a profit.
Anyway it's no sweat of my back, but a person determined on owning one is getting raped by guys like you.

At 12/17/06 09:30 AM, S-antachrist wrote:
I think this post proves, that some people try to be insulting and disagree with others for the sake of it, and no other reason

I totally do bitch and moan because I enjoy it. Self-rightous moralistic faggots like yourself make it all the more enjoyable.

ummm, nah... Lots of people do it. Besides, it's up to the buyer to choose if he want a more expensive PS3. Some people really want one.

I hate to drag out the clichés but 'If everyone jumps off a bridge, would you jump as well?'
It's just a jerk-off thing to do. People have to pay even more for an already expensive piece of equipment because some douche has insider info on when new shipments arrive and he uses the info to benefit himself.


God, there are people here and there, who bitch and insult and complain at every corner.
Let someone rant about their annoyances for the love of Christ.

They can bitch and moan all they want. There's no reason why you should even bother to reply to MY bitching and moaning.


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Topic: "You can't buy anymore PS3s"

Posted: 12/17/06 09:15 AM

Forum: General

That was the most illegible piece of shit I had the displeasure to read in a long time. Congratulations.

And you deserve all the shit they´re throwing at you. Scalping a few consoles and upping the price on Ebay so YOU can make a profit is really shitty.


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Topic: Quotes From Jade.

Posted: 12/11/06 04:20 AM

Forum: General

NG BBS; Where even ugly chicks get attention


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Topic: Learning Japanese

Posted: 12/10/06 11:49 AM

Forum: General

At 10/8/06 10:14 PM, ViolentAJ wrote: Hmm. I know Nihonjin ha Kokujin ga kirai da, Boku ha Kokujin, and Anata ha yaoi. The most important phrases for an individual such as myself to know.

Make readY!

Yes, Japanese do not like blacks, possibly you are one. And no, you are a faggot.

Also, there are tons of blacks in Japan who mostly working in the seedier areas where they harrass foreigners for anal sex. Just fyi. So stop tooting your own horn blacky.


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Topic: This Is Bedn's Sister Attn Wade Tom

Posted: 11/21/06 10:58 AM

Forum: General

Who cares? Bend is a miserable failure of a human being anyway.


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Topic: The Political Forum Sucks.

Posted: 11/19/06 01:57 PM

Forum: General

This is like comparing grade-A horse manure to stale, dried-out mule manure. Whatever happens, they're both shit.


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Topic: I am so fucking pissed.

Posted: 11/15/06 05:24 PM

Forum: General

Cry.


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Topic: Horray! It's my Birthday!

Posted: 11/15/06 05:22 PM

Forum: General

At 11/15/06 05:20 PM, Raped wrote:
Thats not surprising to me because I know a lot of females who curse.

Dude. Who cares? Just eat your fucking wedding/birthday cake and shut up.

Yes, that's a wedding cake, the freaking ROSES give it away nicely I would say.


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Topic: Most arrogant user?

Posted: 11/15/06 05:19 PM

Forum: General

At 11/15/06 05:19 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:
You are most wercome humbre Jossos. *bows*

*thumbs up* *peace sign*


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Topic: Horray! It's my Birthday!

Posted: 11/15/06 05:19 PM

Forum: General

At 11/15/06 05:15 PM, Phable wrote:
I sometimes have a difficult time thinking that you're a female.

I care. I do. I know it must shatter your little world that someone with no penis can curse, but there you have it.


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Topic: Most arrogant user?

Posted: 11/15/06 05:11 PM

Forum: General

At 11/15/06 05:11 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:
I thought your Japanese society was particularly tolerant of homosexuals?

Also, Naruto.

Thanks for proving my point there Mick.


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Topic: Should i change my user name to...

Posted: 11/15/06 05:11 PM

Forum: General

How about you learn to spell fucking ALLERGY first.


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