OMFG guys he's back!!!

kinda.

At 11/30/09 09:29 PM, STEM wrote: vaginal disease

LMAO! Also, come on sorry to bump but this picture isn't THAT hard to photoshop.

What am I so scared of?

At 11/29/09 04:56 PM, stick101 wrote:

At 11/29/09 04:50 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Yeah, this isn't a very good picture of me. The wind was all in my face, and it made me squint my eyes, but w/e.

Lol you moron, That's Robert Pattinson

OHHHHHH WE NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!
/endsarcasm/

pshhhhh, now i'm going to watch some Farrah Fawcett and Patrick Swayze movies just because....

also if you are being serious, MJ and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day, Farrah died in the morning, MJ in the afternoon.

I demand a picture of his face. We are both the same age and doesn't afraid of anything!

I find this quite funny and amusing!

I got this:

Dan. stop. we ALL know its YOU and what you\'re doing. this just makes you look like an even bigger jerk that holds a grudge and has no life. if anything give them my number not sarah\'s. she did nothing wrong.

If you all truly love me so, you will help get this post responded to by Tom and Wade. :)

I'm thinking it might not be sneezing because I remember watching her on the Today show, and she sometimes didn't close her eyes when she "sneezed". It might be something to do with Tourette's syndrome.

we need more people in here.

At 11/6/09 06:20 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: There we go...

......Oh dear.....

Hmm. I was expecting a bit more maturity in the supposed 'mod chat', but meh; same as Stickam, really.

Not as laggy though.

At 11/5/09 07:59 PM, joshylikes2smash wrote:

At 11/5/09 07:56 PM, SaBErT00thedT0Ad wrote: Cool story bro.

saying that kind of stuff is dangerous 'round these parts!

also, to the OP, i feel sorry for you, it sucks when that kind of fucked up pervertedness happens.

disreguard that post, i feel like an idiot. i see what you did there.

At 11/5/09 07:56 PM, SaBErT00thedT0Ad wrote: Cool story bro.

saying that kind of stuff is dangerous 'round these parts!

also, to the OP, i feel sorry for you, it sucks when that kind of fucked up pervertedness happens.

At 11/3/09 11:26 PM, MrCongeniality wrote: Gory and Riki are in the new video based on stickam. SAN-jay is also briefly mentioned ;)

You used my link in a funneh video :'D!

At 11/3/09 10:25 PM, Twilight wrote: EJR keeps insisting that this is dark gray when it's clearly dark green.

What color do you see?

I swear to god I frickin' see green.

You know, I kinda agree with Twilight, it does seem a bit darkish green to me.

Maybe it's our un-developed 13-year-old eyes.

Wade in the Mushroom Kingdom.

am i cool yet?

Cut-out:

well, shit.

At 10/16/09 08:16 PM, CeilingCat wrote: I came.

that came out suprisingly well.

into the past or into the future, or how you'll look like being a different race such as Black, White, Asian, Arab, or being half ape half human, being drunk, being a different gender, or some kind of a painting, a manga cartoon, and all of that other stuff.

Now obviously this isn't spot-on accurate. But it is pretty cool and funny.

It can transform you into all of those things. Here's the link.

This is what I'd look like if i was black.

At 10/13/09 04:27 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: It helps project yourself to the person you're talking to. Just look at Billy Mays, he was so successful becuase he used body language successfully.

that is a fucking great point you got there.

At 10/4/09 05:22 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Wasn't there a thing exactly like this that said Brian Peppers looked like Brad Pitt?

that sounds pretty damn funny, but I've never heard of it.

So i saw some ad on some video i was watching earliar, and I saw this thing that matches up your face with someone else in the world that looks like you. ( I don't really know what this has to do with Coca-Cola) It doesn't do it instantly, it's gonna be a long time until this thing gets going, but you can upload your picture now. It connects with your Facebook page to find pictures of you, and picks one to use. Don't worry, you don't have to have a facebook page to do this, you can upload a picture from your computer, or take a picture with your webcam.

Just thought I'd share this with Newgrounds.

Here's the link.

hey techno, i don't mean to whine, but why was i kicked?

that was 9 lbs, 9 ounces. What are the chances of that?

Well, making a thread on newgrounds.com on the General forum would be a great idea!

you see what i did there?

At 9/10/09 08:44 AM, wreckages wrote: this is perfect time for you to manipulate a girl with low self esteem to have sex with you.

GO SAM

I second this. Is she hawt?

At 9/9/09 07:06 PM, DaDrunkinKitteh wrote:

At 9/9/09 06:47 PM, alucardxmeow wrote: Make him watch 2girls1cup, Pain Olympics, that new one that I forgot the name of, ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

And Goatse.

Oh, that was nasty. 2 girls 1 cup...(thats the reason I don't eat chunky Penut butter much anymore.)

Pain Olympics is that the one where they had one guy shove a wine glass up his ass and it expoded in his ass sprayhing bloody shit everywhere? If Im correct that is enough to traumatize ANYONE.

no no no no no. That's called 1guy1jar ( i think), pain olympics is 2 guys chopping off their dicks.

At 9/4/09 06:09 PM, joshylikes2smash wrote: Who performed an incredible%uFEFF trick.

I'm not sure why it came out like that....I meant incredible trick.

There once was a man named Frick.
Who performed an incredible%uFEFF trick.
To standing ovations,
With careful gyrations,
He balanced himself on his dick.

Post your funny poems here.