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Author Search Results: 'JoshuaKidder'

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Topic: Chicks are cruel

Posted: 11/24/09 09:22 PM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 09:11 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:
But, there are just as many flaws with the male gender that I could point out as well.

Like what?


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Topic: Can I be a mod?

Posted: 11/23/09 06:56 PM

Forum: General

At 11/23/09 06:51 PM, evan210 wrote: I'd be good at banning noobs.
I would even write a program that displays a random username and then i'd ban them.

Poozy's already got that program down.


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None

Topic: ugly girls thinking they're fine

Posted: 11/13/09 07:52 PM

Forum: General

At 11/12/09 06:27 PM, Peradox wrote:
yea, i know we got some bitches like that around here, everyone hates em though

You do realize that chick is gonna be fucking hot when she gets her braces out, right?


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Topic: If women don't find you handsome...

Posted: 11/05/09 04:04 PM

Forum: General

At 11/5/09 01:36 PM, Me-Patch wrote: and the big macho guys who can chase down a gazelle and kill it with their bare hands.

I killed a gazelle.
With bear hands.
That I tore off of a bear.


5.

Resigned

Topic: Beat the shit out of my cousin...

Posted: 10/17/09 11:49 PM

Forum: General

Aren't you that guy that got his ass whooped by some chick and then got his ass whooped again by some emo kid?


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Expressionless

Topic: it sucks bein 13

Posted: 10/16/09 09:02 PM

Forum: General

Kill your parents.

It's the only logical thing to do.


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Topic: 7 Reasons why OoT sucks

Posted: 10/15/09 08:05 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 10/15/09 07:04 PM, ApocalypseAlien wrote:

I mean come the fuck on.

I mean cmon,
I mean cmon,

No. You c'mon. Fucker. This game was great. You just have the intelligence of a fucking rock.


8.

None

Topic: Runescape

Posted: 10/09/09 06:29 PM

Forum: Video Games


9.

Kissing

Topic: Worst pick up lines

Posted: 10/06/09 12:43 AM

Forum: General

You look like you sleep really well, let's go back to your place and fix that.


10.

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Topic: Trapped in my closet

Posted: 10/02/09 06:28 PM

Forum: General

A witty lock message would be a mod posting the same picture of the door, except with a padlock around the doorknob.


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Topic: Assassins Creed II

Posted: 09/16/09 08:05 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 9/16/09 06:37 PM, aSquared94 wrote: It'll be OH MY GOD HEAD EXPLODING ASSLOADS OF BOATS OF fun.

Fixed that for you.


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Topic: What The Heck Is This Thing.

Posted: 09/15/09 03:57 PM

Forum: General

It's obviously some account type thingy.


13.

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Topic: Win!

Posted: 09/15/09 03:55 PM

Forum: General

Good for you! I thought it was spelled "Berkley" though.

Gian is a man's name.

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Topic: They took my sister!

Posted: 09/12/09 02:33 PM

Forum: General

Donkey punch that bitch.


15.

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Topic: What resident evil charcter are you

Posted: 09/09/09 06:07 PM

Forum: Video Games

The Executioner.


16.

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Topic: fucking windows 98

Posted: 09/05/09 12:12 PM

Forum: General

You use Windows 98?


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Topic: check out madness extended edition

Posted: 09/05/09 12:11 PM

Forum: General

No
Nope
Nada
Never.
I vote zero.


18.

Elated

Topic: I found a gun

Posted: 09/04/09 07:53 PM

Forum: General

If it was loaded, I'd tell you to shoot yourself with it.
But since it's not, beat yourself over the head with it.


19.

Expressionless

Topic: We Love You Funkbrs!

Posted: 08/29/09 04:16 PM

Forum: General

You may love Funk, but he hates you.

He hates hate, in appreciation to hate, so there can be more hate.


20.

Elated

Topic: I Got Chili Pepper On My Balls

Posted: 08/27/09 03:06 PM

Forum: General

Masturbate. Masturbating with pepper juice on your hands is awesome. No joke.


21.

Elated

Topic: more ways to gain exp.?

Posted: 08/22/09 03:04 PM

Forum: General

PM Wade demanding he give you exp, that worked for me.


22.

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Topic: Back and parasite free (almost)

Posted: 08/17/09 06:50 PM

Forum: General

At 8/2/09 11:51 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Here's one more picture that shows why we were there. To show that somebody out there cares. Somebody wants them to eat and is doing something about it.

You fucking ate them?! You sick bastard!


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Topic: What I think of your face, post4rte

Posted: 08/17/09 06:38 PM

Forum: General

I'm killing the myspace whore pose.
I think that's how it's supposed to look, anyway.

What I think of your face, post4rte


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Resigned

Topic: iCarly has something!

Posted: 08/16/09 04:31 PM

Forum: General

iCarly does have something.

The ability to distribute cancer through your television screen.


25.

Questioning

Topic: Dry jacking or lube?

Posted: 08/16/09 04:17 PM

Forum: General

Which do you do? Dry jacking, or do you do have to use lube?

Me, A REAL MAN, does not require the use of lube.


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Topic: Ads have taken over NG!

Posted: 08/13/09 09:27 PM

Forum: General

This thread went from bitching about ads to people wigging out because Tom posted.


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Topic: What Prestige are you?

Posted: 08/13/09 09:19 PM

Forum: Video Games

Level 55 tenth prestige.


28.

Elated

Topic: Gears of War 2 match with Japan!

Posted: 08/13/09 09:15 PM

Forum: Video Games

I remember playing Resident Evil 5 with a Japanese kid on "The Mercenaries". We didn't talk at all, other than communicating with the orders, and let me tell you, this kid was fucking amazing. We won so many times that I was able to buy all the special features and shit like that.

Was pretty cool.


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Topic: Whats a Seizure like?

Posted: 08/12/09 02:57 PM

Forum: General

Yeah, of course you can stop it. People just swallow and bite their tongues off and convulse violently because it's fun.


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Expressionless

Topic: Help. Is this autistm?

Posted: 08/12/09 02:18 PM

Forum: General

He's going to die.


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