She bricked your ipod, well then just brick her face

problem solved

Revenge.
Pop his basketball then run, see how that works out

shitty advice

At 8/19/08 03:07 PM, PenisFromHell wrote: though he is going to beat me up and tell mother on me probab and then i wont be loud to go on newgrounds

I originally wasn't going to bother voting on this but what you said sealed the deal, I really want you beaten up and off newgrounds you useless fuck.
If your 10 and your (most likely gay) brother is 8, you could beat him up you retard.

At 8/19/08 09:40 PM, xscoot wrote: We should get some 17 year old loser nerds that play too much Halo and listen to too much Death Metal, give them guns, show them the EA headquarters, and tell them that it's a tech school. That'll show those bastards!

Seconded

I used to love halo 3, but then I went out and brought COD4 after renting it, after a week I tried playing halo 3 again, but I just couldn't, I really couldn't, it just felt so washed out and stale. In multiplayer I kept winning from ghosting the dude then shooting him in the back of the head followed by a pistol whip.
In COD4 at least multiplayer wasn't as easy as piss.
COD4's campain is probably it's only fault as it was waaaay to short, but hell, the multiplayer keeps reeling you back in, infact I think I might go play it now.

I just love these ms paint threads =)

Now introducing a new type of sim! Retards!
Nurture your retard into an adult and make sure that 'do fucked up things' meter is always full because if you don't your retard will implode!

Argh fuck! god damnit!
I don't belive Maxis, they finally do something right then ruin it and piss all over it!

With the 3 installs, does that mean you can only install the game 3 times on one computer? cuz I clean out my comp alot and it would suck donkey dick if I had to buy another one.

At 8/18/08 04:40 AM, MeatMachine wrote:

At 8/17/08 11:26 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:

Does anyone else have this feeling?

No, but after playing GTAIV for awhile, I got this strange craving to murder my neighbor.

Shit! why did I have to move in next to you?

And to answer the question, no, infact I target the old, I dunno why though :P

If Australia drafted me I would get the shit shot outta me in 10 seconds flat by guys I can't even see!
Curse my short-sightedness, CURSE IT!

Have your stupid guns, but no one overlooks demons that look sick arse and blocks bullets for you,
I mean they eat your enemies hearts!
Just look at these things, their cool!

Ok, I'm in the process of buying a new security system, I do not have ANY other anti virus software, my motherboard can't be out of date as I got a new one in december (problem wasn't solved) and I'm going to try what undertone said.

My comp isn't cluttered, though I do have limewire but the problem started before I got that, just after I installed P Cillian (security system)
anyway, I've had 3 other security systems after that and they didn't pick up anything, they deleted the normal amount of crap but nothing helped

Ok I've got this pretty big problem with my computer, whenever a load a disk theres a 8/10 chance the computer will freeze, lock completly up. I have to restart the computer, the chance increases the more disks I load, for example I have to install fable around 17 times, same with the sims 2.
It pisses me off and I've had enough of it, I've just disk cleaned and defragmented my computer last night and it still happens.
Does anyone know whats going on?

Call of duty 4... It's goooood

Wait wait wait what! I personally found it to be waaaaaay to easy on normal, hell, even the hardest diffuclty felt a bit weak sometimes, I understand about the know it all AI but you can counter it easy.
Just send a couple of scouts around while building troops and tanks, they rarely have MG's and AT's in the same spot so use what counters em
e.g: a MG then a AT a bit later up a road
Solution: send a tank to destroy MG then send troops for AT
I guess that sounds simple, but if you use scouts, artilliery, tanks and troops at the right time, any map can be easy.

MGS series

Sneak around and blow shit up

This is why we hate fanboys

At 8/9/08 10:51 AM, noisyassassin wrote: try and use mortal kombat sprites next time but theat was funny

Don't have photoshop and can't find anywhere to download it for free...

At 8/9/08 10:40 AM, Feredon wrote: Why does everything have to be serios, or high quality, to be funny? cant a man laugh at a penis in peace?

I agree, so I don't want any whiners with this next pic.

At 8/9/08 10:34 AM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote: Christ, how can you laugh at something so stupid and immature.

Quite easily, infact it's going in my sig so more people can laugh at something so stupid and immature

I'm sorry, I just had to...

At 8/9/08 04:59 AM, Brick-top wrote: I say we launch every single one at the moon.

Show that little fucker who it's recessing from.

That one made me fall off my chair laughing so hard...

Samus and Pit (I don't spam with him though, when ppl do it pisses me off, so I don't do it :P)

I personally found BF:BC to be quite boring, same with Halo 3 but all to their own oppinions.
I can see why you would find COD4 boring, single player is waaaaay to short and multiplayer can get boring if you can't get a good game, but I try overlook these things.

Damn I feel the same way man, I have a friend with a cute little dog named lucy, but when ever I go over his house he kicks her (not hard but not playfully either) and throws her, I normally end up spending more time with the poor little dog then my friend.
If you think about it human kind does alot of terrible terrible things, animals don't. Sure there are dog attacks and the what not but look at it this way, animals don't kill as many humans as humans do themselves, how many times have you turned on the news to hear of a shooting, or a robbery, or a bashing? Now how many times have you heard of dog or other animal attacks.
Animals are innocent
Humans are not
The only time in my life an animal has hurt me was when I was little, a puppy we named bobby just about tore off my ear.
I can remember countless times when humans have hurt me, mostly worse then that.
Animal Cruelty is 100% wrong.

Shift gone wrong

At 8/9/08 08:41 AM, Frenzy wrote: I figured out the solution (sorry no pics)

1. Use the rope to swing up and grab with the above wall
2. Run and jump on to the centre wall
3. Jump down
4. Enjoy your sweet delicious cake.

You mean like this?
:It's only a flesh wound

I did this one to show you why not to cheat, it will hurt :P

You think all your guns are sooooo fancy, but can you accsessorise!?

At 8/8/08 10:56 PM, Samen wrote:

:how long do you think it'll take for me to get permanently banned from every server?

3 and a half minutes, tops.