There I was, standing beside my car minding my own business when out of no where this hooker shows up. He walks rigth up to me and says "Hey big boy, need a tow?"
I figured what the hell, my tire was flat if you know what I mean, and I had never done this before. So I asked, "How much?"
The hooker replied, "Since you are from out of town I will give you a discount, $200."
Since I was new to this I figured I should find out what I was getting myself into. "What am I getting for $200" I asked naively.
The hooker let off a little bit of a laugh and said "For $200 I'll hook you up, take your car someplace nice and give you a ride too."
This night was suddenly looking much better than it was ten minutes ago. I started off going nowhere fast, and now my heart was racing, getting a ride from this hooker. The hooker smelled of disel but I was in no position to complain.
When he lowered my hood again and let me go he smiled, shook my hand and gave me his number. "My name is earl, if you ever need someone to look under your hood again, you give me a call."
