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Author Search Results: 'Jordanog'

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Topic: System of a Down club

Posted: 08/03/08 01:29 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 7/26/08 01:02 PM, Punkboyben wrote: This club is dying, not quite dead but definitely not alive.

it would definitely be easier if the band was still together


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Topic: Newgrounds Sig Makers

Posted: 07/02/08 02:30 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Hey, can someone make me a sig? Just something cool looking. I don't care. You guys are more creative than me


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Topic: Everyone hates me!

Posted: 07/02/08 02:28 PM

Forum: General

At 7/2/08 02:16 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: Alright, I was looking for some kinda recognition on ng, and now I got it! I'm the village idiot and no one likes me! My rise to fame has just started! Who wants an autograph?

you have a nice name, but no one's going to remember you. ever


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Topic: Well I'll be damned

Posted: 07/01/08 07:52 PM

Forum: General

At 7/1/08 07:50 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: First kid played in Day After Tomorrow too.

and brokeback mountain. let's not forget his shame


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Topic: Negrounds Users Ratio

Posted: 07/01/08 07:49 PM

Forum: General

watch out for us that guys. we'll take over in a few hundred years


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Topic: Why are there so many idiots online

Posted: 07/01/08 07:48 PM

Forum: General

It's because everyone's online. No bouncer out front


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Topic: Well I'll be damned

Posted: 07/01/08 07:45 PM

Forum: General

At 7/1/08 07:43 PM, mranarchy wrote: I have no Idea who either of those people are O.o

seriously? Donnie Darko and Spiderman...


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Topic: Well I'll be damned

Posted: 07/01/08 07:42 PM

Forum: General

I've always thought Tobey Maguire and Jake Gylenhaal were secretly the same person but now they're in a movie together playing brothers. I bet they hate each other because they're so damn interchangeable.

Well I'll be damned


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Topic: Ever turned down sex?

Posted: 07/01/08 07:28 PM

Forum: General

At 7/1/08 11:34 AM, PineappleWinnie wrote: I have a friend who constantly turns down sex opportunities. I'm not really sure, but he says he is scared of HIV. We had another friend about 4 years ago who died of AIDS, but in his case it was due to drug abuse, thats why I say I'm not sure about this other friend...

That freaks me out too. like sex is the most desired thing in our society but you could also die from it? Fuck that. Might as well be a good fuck if that could happen


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Topic: Ever turned down sex?

Posted: 07/01/08 05:12 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/08 05:08 AM, Cyprus wrote: when you have a girlfriend your stock seems to go up with the ladies and its like a challenge for them to get you

I hate that sooo much. And in between girlfriends, it's like what if I pretended I was dating someone? Would I be better off or just pathetic when they found out i wasn't? cuz I would never cheat. it's easier and less frowned upon to just break up


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Topic: Ever turned down sex?

Posted: 07/01/08 05:08 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/08 05:06 AM, H-h-h-heliopios wrote: I havent had the FUCKING CHANCE YET

well would you want the first one to be a hot chick or does it matter? I'm not saying I'm totally shallow but if a chick doesn't turn me on at all, there's just no point in trying


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Topic: Ever turned down sex?

Posted: 07/01/08 05:04 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/08 05:02 AM, death32320 wrote: lol well if it as a fat chick thats suspects no 1 will say yes she shouldnt get upset some one just say no your to fat and ugly and if they get mad and leave theres 1 fat ugly chick gone

I don't know. A lot of desperate guys have no standards. And chances are if you know this fat ugly chick it's because your friends are friends with her and have no problem just being friends with such a sorry excuse for a chick, but if you hurt her feelings, its gonna somehow impact them too. hypothetically speaking


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Topic: My dog just shit on the carpet!

Posted: 07/01/08 05:01 AM

Forum: General

use any kind of carpet cleaner at kroger. Then spray it with something that smells good, but smells too much. it should just about even out with shit


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Topic: Ever turned down sex?

Posted: 07/01/08 04:59 AM

Forum: General

Be careful, because to a girl that is the biggest slap in the face. Even if she's fat and ugly and should very well expect it. I mean if a guy walks into a room and says "who wants to fuck me?", everyone is going to get disgusted and the girls will probably rip on him. If a girl asks that, at least a couple men will raise their hand. Men obviously want sex more. So be fucking careful, my friends


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Topic: I propose a toast.

Posted: 06/28/08 09:24 PM

Forum: General

At 6/28/08 09:22 PM, goldblade1 wrote: Are you drinking a can of "woodleech"?

i think it says woodpecker. It's supposed to stimulate a woody


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Topic: How can people read this?

Posted: 06/28/08 09:16 PM

Forum: General

I bet the riddler would have no problem reading it

How can people read this?


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Topic: this guy is a noob

Posted: 06/27/08 05:42 PM

Forum: General

Who? The guy playing a lego video game? No, he's probably just a loser


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Topic: Automatic typo corrector!

Posted: 06/27/08 05:06 PM

Forum: General

At 6/27/08 05:03 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote:
At 6/27/08 05:02 PM, H-h-h-heliopios wrote: People need to read a fucking book
That'd for fucking right person.

that's kind of ironic


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Topic: Self-deprecating humor... and more.

Posted: 06/27/08 05:03 PM

Forum: General

Yeah, the only reason to fear the mods is if your life is the bbs or you want to eventually become a mod. But those are also the people who are afraid to make stupid jokes without indicating that they know the jokes are stupid


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Topic: eyebrows

Posted: 06/27/08 05:01 PM

Forum: General

At 6/27/08 04:59 PM, bodyodor wrote: yeah it seems to me u didnt have anything better to write about rather than eyebrows which really disturbs me in a sick way as maybe u have a eyebrow fetish or something of that matter

you don't have to have a fetish to notice something, dude. If I make a topic about obesity in america, it doesn't mean I'm some kind of chubby chaser. That's ridiculous logic


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Topic: Racial Pride

Posted: 06/27/08 04:58 PM

Forum: General

At 6/27/08 04:42 PM, Me-Patch wrote:
At 6/27/08 04:40 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: Keep in mind that black people will rant for hours about things black people invented,
No they don't.

I don't know. My buddy Jamal won't shut up about that George Washington Carver. The truth is, there's racist people, so you might as well have pride so those people can't make you feel like you don't matter because of your race. It's not like that's all you ride on, but someone might very well insult your race, and if you're not proud, you end up a self-hating loser.


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Topic: Favourite Word?

Posted: 06/26/08 05:49 PM

Forum: General

Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing too much.


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Topic: What Brand of clothes do you wear?

Posted: 06/26/08 05:47 PM

Forum: General

I don't spend a lot on clothes. No more than 20 bucks for a shirt usually or 30 for pants. And usually i can find some decent shit in those categories


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Topic: Game installation help 2

Posted: 06/26/08 01:08 AM

Forum: General

it's the disc. take it out and clean it


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Topic: Make your own Word Puzzle

Posted: 06/26/08 01:01 AM

Forum: General

Arrrr

Make your own Word Puzzle


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Topic: Best Sandawich ever made?

Posted: 06/26/08 12:53 AM

Forum: General

turkey, ham, banana peppers, jalapenos, spicy barbecue sauce, egg, and pepperjack and parmesian cheese on a toasted panini. I made it when I was stoned. It was incredible. I felt bad for eating it and taking it out of this world


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Topic: The Best Cereal

Posted: 06/26/08 12:49 AM

Forum: General

Wish I could eat cereal. That uglyass cereal killer won't leave me alone

The Best Cereal


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Topic: Are Westerns a dying genre?

Posted: 06/26/08 12:47 AM

Forum: General

At 6/26/08 12:39 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: ummmmmmmmm 3:10 to yuma..great movie (western)

yeah, that was one of the best ones. And what about No Country for Old Men? Maybe it wasn't cowboys but it seemed westernish


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Topic: I'm cool

Posted: 06/26/08 12:45 AM

Forum: General

At 6/26/08 12:42 AM, Bunnyking wrote: uhh...yea why do you need money to be cool?

to buy sunglasses. duh


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Topic: Having High Standards Is Gay.

Posted: 06/25/08 06:39 PM

Forum: General

high standards doesn't necessarily mean you're shallow, though. like my standards include no hoes and no psychos.


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