wow, just read this elsewhere, definitely wat worthy:
An upcoming book by Jeff Pearlman chronicles the Cowboys during the Aikman-Irvin-Smith days.
There is a chapter in the book titled 'The Last Naked Warrior,' which focuses on Charles Haley. Here is an excerpt from that book from Pearlman:
Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting (49er) teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off...
But Haley refused to stop. He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer's room. He'd wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, 'You know you wanna suck this!'
It got to the point that Haley would wack off during meetings, to the point where the white stuff came out. And he would usually be talking about other players' wives when he was flogging his dolphin.