im guessing they're Muslim

this video pretty much sums up texting...

oh, you guys thought my sister is a sex freak.

goddamn it newgrounds

At 10/12/09 04:20 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/12/09 04:16 PM, Jonny879 wrote:

At 10/12/09 04:15 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I bet she is...

yes, she is

Sigh...

*cough*

At 10/12/09 04:15 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I bet she is...

yes, she is

god she so freakin' anal. she just wants everything to be so goddamn perfect. "oh this picture is tilted" "oh the chairs aren't tucked in properly" "oh the napkins aren't arranged in the right way" it's like, STFU!!! o you guys know anal freaks that just piss you off?

DAT HONEY

At 9/20/09 01:26 AM, Redface wrote:

At 9/20/09 01:25 AM, Jonny879 wrote: ahem, too long,didn't read

First!

this isn't youtube

SECOND!!

i stumbled upon this video today and i asked myself, is it wrong to laugh at this tragic moment? now I'm asking you guys the same question

i still think it's wrong but damn, that's some funny shit

STOP THE PRESSES!!

yeah, i don't think anyone here is going to help you

At 9/19/09 09:20 PM, Kiryuku wrote: I actualy don't know who that is. Enlighten me.

then you sir, are an idiot

also, http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1072 162

i'm sure once the egg hatches the mother will die so yeah. but i think i'd rather have a living spider than a dead one

you just wasted my time

fuck you

damn it i live in the UK.

thank GOD for ROMS

awesome! now my friends can see that my dick is 8"

here's jonny

no just, no

proof?

oh you horny barstard

read a book, watch t.v, play some video games, go on the internet

i don't like the fact that you have to slide or jump to get a lethal shot on someone. also the sword is m'kay but it just feels, clunky when you switch targets

babeh u drivin me insaaaane....

At 9/12/09 11:48 PM, americanidiot2f wrote:

3) If she (although you should refer to her as 'bitch' if she does dump you) breaks up you, blackmail her with those nudes you got. You may want to censor our tits/ pussy to avoid feds.

uh, couldn't i go to jail for that?

At 9/12/09 11:23 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Hit that pussy yo!

yeah! cause under aged sex is awesome aint it?

she might be faking it. ok ever since the start of the school year this girl in my form has been talking to me way more than usual, we have long hugs every time we met and she sometimes talks about how handsome and funny i am in our lessons. and when it was my birthday she gave me birthday card with £20 in it. but whenever she's with her group of friends and see's me she starts to giggle uncontrollably while her friends start mention my name in their conversation.

this gives me the feeling that she wants to go out with her so that she can just toy with my emotions and just dump me, and she has been known to dump guys in a matter of days. and before she never used to talk to me at all so why all the lovey dovey shit now?

i've never been in a relationship before so i don't know if this kinda stuff is natural or not, but i just don't want to be toyed with so i'm kinda scared of being in a relationship for the first time. (even though nothing AMAZING will happen) should i ask her out or not?

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, Brown paper packages tied up with strings,These are a few of my favorite things

At 9/12/09 08:12 PM, Slain wrote:

At 9/12/09 08:11 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: It's because they come from different vigina's stupid .

So then what did the first person smell like?

a fish, based of evolution

everyone all so listens to rap music, anyone other genre of music is considered shit

whats the latest fad in your school. ya know, something that everyone has and you don't. for me its those JD sports bags. i had one of them before, but the strap broke, so i don't trust those any more.

me: hey did you see the great sperm race on channel 4?

2 girls: (both look at each other then look at me):AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FAIL