I got your god right here....bought to you direct from the hazy summer of 2003.....

Emmit Nervend (Bloke at the bottom) says : Old memes reappearing for a brief time before once again disappearing into obscurity is so in vogue right now......

At 10/26/05 07:52 PM, The_Murloc wrote: Like the other fools said, you for making this thread I hope you and the poeple that said "me" or "probably me" choke on a damn milk dud and die.

Congratulations, you're an idiot.

At 10/26/05 07:48 PM, Seanmlr wrote:

So angry we need to show love, we are brothers in ng we are family in a saick way, let us be glad we have no lives and sit on here all day

It's night time. I have a life. I haven't been in years.

Apart from that, bang on statement. Makes me wish I had emmit nervend on my new computer so he could congratulate you.

At 10/26/05 07:47 PM, -justlooking9 wrote: If I didn't like it why would I be posting on it.

Because deep down you know your a bad person, and you force yourself to do things you don't enjoy as punishment.

OK, so I'm speaking for myself here.....

Me.

You failed to offer me the option of indifferent. You're a bad person and you'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Or possibly second, after the Chairman of the Jamster board of directors. Pikey Loving git.

Prikedelik was public enemy number 1......

Emmit Nervend ruled the BBS....

You could actually keep up with the topics.......

I was actually slightly amusing in a dry, English manner......

Then you're OLD and it's time for boiled cabbage.

I loved it more back in 2001. I'm so old school.

At 6/2/03 05:05 AM, Platypus007 wrote: Have you seen the link in Shrap's profile? I've never laughed harder in my life! Who knew that faggots were a food?

http://www.mrbrainsfaggots.com/faggot_family.htm

Me. I'm English. We're clever like that.

At 6/1/03 12:14 AM, hoodboy1 wrote: i wanna see other ppls STFU NOOB pictures. post them here ! !

Oh, the irony, the irony...the beautiful, beautiful irony.

I'd normally make a list, but unfortunately my music tastes the past week make me look like a particularly poor self parody.

I just listened to the cure. Do you SEE?

At 5/29/03 05:11 PM, Bucephalus wrote: why are you still posting on this board

Even the unfunny me still ranks in the top 1% of amusing people on this board.

At 5/29/03 04:50 PM, Shrapnel wrote:
Meet me at the corner of Main and 4th big boy and I'll show you a very big ban.

Big boy....are you watching me through the monitor like the little men with the rotted faces do? Sometimes I see their faces pressed against the glass, and they speak in tongues at me.

At 5/29/03 04:57 PM, _lightning_ wrote: can you please tell me what the hell your talking about?? =)

How I was once hilariously witty, and now I'm not.

You wouldn't remember me when I was funny.

Scorpion is godlike. But then, he is undead, which automatically makes him cooler than you. But not me.

I once went to a tattoo artist to ask him to scrape all the skin off my face as a tribute, but he refused. And then ran off, looking a little scared of me.

YEs, I know once upon a time, around about mid 2001, I was allegedly funny.

And YEs, I now know I'm about as funny as Mr Akuji.

However, part of it is the source material I've got to work with here, and part of it is that it's warm here tonight.

However, I will return with my normal level of wit and wisdom in the near future.

Until then, I will just respond to random threads with one of my numerous catch phrases and hope it works.

At 5/29/03 04:27 PM, skoop wrote: raiders_kill_all@hotmail.com

Now....I'm all for minimalism, I really am, but you're being a little obtuse even for me.

I mean, if you want porn, you are going to have to tell people that's what you want.

If you just want a conversation, speak here.

However, I guarantee you, at least one person will send you a pile of old garbage. Just because.

At 5/28/03 11:48 PM, Shrapnel wrote:

At 5/28/03 11:40 PM, -NATHAN- wrote:

And that's why you and format weren't.

What about me, where's my ban.......

At 5/29/03 03:33 PM, okkid1900 wrote:

At 5/29/03 03:24 PM, FireBall-X wrote:

ownly legal if you own the original cartridge

Technically still illegal. I thank you.

At 5/28/03 10:27 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote: i no longer respond...so end of discussion.

I'll decide when it's over, sunshine. My post quality is far superior to yours, and I have written testimony's to this fact.

At 5/28/03 10:33 PM, PyROmAnIAc30 wrote:

:you're probably just jelous cause you've never had a girl show interest in you.

Damn...you're so correct. You have cut me to the quick sir. I will now go to sleep, upset that my hymen is still intact.

It's 3:35 am, dumbell.

I want these wasted seconds back through trades descriptions regulation.

I've seen many good topics, hell I made most of them, and this, most CERTAINLY, isn't one. Although all your posts are crap, so I'm not surprised.

At 5/28/03 10:18 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote: you are just trying to pick a fight with someone. so if you please would, just stop.

I'm not picking a fight. For one thing, your not even close to my level of, erm, wit. Allegedly.

No, I'm just mocking the hell out of you.

If I say that I prefer tubgirl.com, and it really makes me feel good, would I be telling the truth?

At 5/28/03 10:13 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote: here ya go jonny, incase you might not have found it....

I wasn't looking. However, I hope you now realise there is a good chance you have attracted the ire of Mr Heads.

If I want something, I'll find it, and if it doesn't exist I'll bloody well create it. Remember that.

At 5/28/03 10:09 PM, SeveredHeads wrote: Control alt delete, ppl.

You want me to control, alter, then delete people?

Couldn't I just, like, delete them first. Only there's a lot of them and I want to make sure I delete every last one.

I am officially sober, by the way.

At 5/28/03 10:08 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote: there is a post called "Mr Destruction" that gastro made himself. you obviously wern't here to see what happened. so go there.

How about..oh, whats the word I'm looking for....erm... hang on....oh, that's right, how about bollocks.

By the way, are you adding having a topic dedicated to you onto your resume? Have you printed out screen grabs to stick on your wall, keep in your wallet, etc?

You're all n00bs until I specifically say otherwise.

Unfortunately, that means there are only three users who are not actually still n00bs. And two of those are me.

At 5/28/03 09:58 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote: well godamn, im glad someone has finaly noticed!!! i dont want to feel like im telling people what to do or bossing people around, i'm just reminding everyone what to do and what not to do, because quite frankly, im sick of everyone posting all these damn usless topics just like everyone else is!

Quite frankly, I'm sick of you posting, period. Go give Pissface a kiss, I'm sure you could both do with the practice.

It's a well know fact, at least to people who've been here a year or more, that summer marks a huge drop in quality of BBS posts.

So kiddies....here's a plan we'll both benefit from.

GO PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE. It is nice. Or, if you're not keen on that idea, ogle the scantily clad women. Although don't let your better half see, as that never ends well.