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Meh. He's okay, I guess, but not really my tastes... Though, I guess "Beat it" wasn't bad.

It can do ANYTHING if you apply it correctly!

At 3/17/13 09:10 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote:

At 3/17/13 09:07 PM, Jon-Clement wrote: Do you want it to?

ya

Then, yes, it is! Just remember! When this device is around, chaos will ensue! MOTHERS BEWARE!!!

At 3/17/13 09:07 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote: Will impress my friends, make me the life of the party and make my dog fart Skittles?

Do you want it to?

At 3/17/13 06:00 PM, DUMPSTER-CLOCK wrote:

At 3/17/13 05:55 PM, Xenomit wrote: It's a proven fact that the more different you are, the more people will dislike you, because a majority of people, whether they realize it or not, can't stand people who are different from the majority

its a proven fact that the more 'different' you think you are, the more lame and mundane and uninteresting you actually are

except you're also autistic

Why don't you just admit that you're a monkey on an insignificant planet and that your social norms and fashions are completely meaningless and that you being threatened by people who deviate from the norm is just your pathetic monkey brain saying "WAAAAH! HE'S FROM AN ENEMY TRIBE! DIFFERENT BAD! GRRR!!!"

At 3/17/13 08:59 PM, Scintillating wrote: I don't have any kids, but having an old man voice and destroyed pipes sounds pretty bad ass.

Wonderful! Then I'll come into your house and there will be chaos! GUARANTEED! IT WALKS! IT TALKS! IT SAYS BOO BLA BLA!!!

It's a device that does it all! It had protruding bits on it! It makes my face and voice go all boring and neutral like an old man. It makes your kids run around out of control, it makes your pipes burts, it drives absolutely INSANE! So, buy it! But it! BUY IT NOW!

At 7/4/12 03:27 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote:

:I want you, and I always have. Lets make love tonight

That's when I realized it was bullshit.

Yeah, I'd DEFINITELY gain some weight if I were you. According to the BMI scale, you are underweight. You should gain at least 30 pounds.

I had the opposite problem. I was fat and then lost 80 pounds! Yay! ^_^

When you get older, you realize that fatness really isn't that bad. Sure, there's a line, but really, when someone has an awesome personality, you realize that it doesn't matter.

Maybe because this bullshit society makes fun of virginity so damned much.

Satanism is more of a philosophy. A philosophy of challenging the established order when you can see that it's wrong.

I think we'll evolve out of biology entirely and merge with technology.

I'm ~195 lbs at 6'0.5" which puts my BMI at about 26.XX. However, people have said that I look like a healthy weight. I USED to be 280+, though, but one night, I got a bunch of negative feedback which included the fact that I was fat.

I'm so proud of myself! ^_^

When I was in first grade, I was waiting in line at the drinking fountain and a kid farted and in response, I said "Poopy poopy". And because of that, the teacher wouldn't let me have water for the rest of the day.

I think that might actually be illegal.

At 8/20/10 01:16 PM, MikeyS9607 wrote: If shes on YOUR proboards can't you delete her?

She hasn't been on there in ages. This is on AIM. The issue here is that I want to forget about her and stop trying to prove that I'm better than her. It just makes me feel worse and LESS motivated to make something of myself.

At 8/20/10 10:38 AM, Bryan wrote:

At 8/20/10 10:22 AM, Jon-Clement wrote: Then she talks about how many "friends" she has, how she has a girlfriend who has sex with her whenever she wants

She's a lesbian?

So it appears.

At 8/20/10 10:29 AM, BrockManson wrote: ...you sound like a stalker and a sex pest. She's probably glad you don't know where she lives, as I can just picture you standing outside her bedroom window in the pouring rain wearing nothing but a leotard, furiously jacking off with a horrible grimace on your face.

Why would I ever be sexually interested in such a mean bitch like that?! I'm only attracted to people who aren't selfish sociopaths.

And just for the record, yes, I admit that it was wrong of me to get on my ALTs, which just pisses me off all the more because then I end up being the bad guy.

WARNING: RANT AHEAD

Okay, there's this one troll on the internet who participated in raiding my proboards forum like, 4 years ago. I have long since gotten over it of course.

But then, I was browsing some forum and I see her name next to the post and I'm all "No way! Is that...?!" And turns out, she was online, so, I figured, what the hell, might as well say hello. But when I IM her, and tell her who I am, it's just "Wow............. *BLOCK*" Well, at first, I gave her the benefit of a doubt by assuming she simply had connection issues or logged off in general. But no, I sign on with alt and she's online!

Well, the nerve of that bitch! I try to just say hello and ask what's been up in the last 4 years, not to mention the fact that I've matured and stopped my bigotry related to Christianity. I sign on with every alt I had and every one got blocked. Well, I went on to the forum, signed up and made a rant about it and I made a passive-aggressive attempt at trolling. At first, I let on the person would remain anonymous, but at the end, I said "On an unrelated note... HI (NAME)!", referring to the troll in question. Well, since everybody is such a suck up because, as it turns out, she's going to be a LAWYER, I get banned because she whines to the mods who are her "friends".

Next, she unblocks me and says "I'm giving you fair warning to leave me alone!" as if she's in any position to be telling me that after what she did! Then I ask her why she's being such a cunt, and gives me this elitist bullshit about how she doesn't have to be nice to me because I "don't benefit her." She criticizes me for the fact that I don't know what I want to do in college! OH NO! I don't know what I want to spend $50,000+ and 4+ precious years of my life to spend the rest of my life doing! What an asshole I am! This is an easy decision! I should be fucking ASHAMED! She also criticizes me for the fact that I have a proboards forum! Oh no! What have I done?! I'VE KILLED SO MANY! I'M A MONSTER! And then the fact that I live with my grandma.

Then she talks about how many "friends" she has, how she has a girlfriend who has sex with her whenever she wants, how she's doing so well in a snobby university. Well, if that's true, she deserves to lose it all. I hate her. I hate people with that selfish, elitist, condescendingly indifferent attitude. I want her the fuck out of my mind. I have deleted her from my AIM, but it still makes me angry when I think of the fact that all she does is sit on her ass, get high and be mean to people who are socially isolated on the internet. My hatred is so strong, that it makes me wish that hell existed exclusively for her.

So, how can I forget about her? I'm tired on this viperous leech contaminating my mental well being.

That would be swell! I'd finally be able to know what a G-spot orgasm feels like! I'd embrace it! XD

Not to say I'm unhappy with being a guy.

Never! I want to be an NG GOD!

At 8/19/10 07:03 PM, Sispri wrote:

At 8/19/10 06:55 PM, Erty wrote: I don't think cloning you will keep the conscious YOU alive, but just a mere replica with your memories will be created. Think about it, if you die, what change does it do if a person with your memories and appearance is walking around out there?

Exactly and that's why I brought it up. Such processes would be highly improbable and unorthodox With cloning comes the hypothetical theory the brain and mind is not tied to your physical body, but can be copied and uploaded into a computer database of some sort, like a virtual existence. This would render the body useless in most aspects. Cloning by itself would not work. You would be your conscious self while the other would be an identical twin with your memories but you would be two separate persons because.. well you both have different "souls" I guess. If there is such a thing as souls, the human brain and mind could not be copy and pasted into vessel bodies. It just wouldn't be the same person.

Now I feel like I'm just spewing science fiction so I'll leave it at this. Cloning and a digital plane of existence are highly unlikely. Regenerative medicine is the best we'll get.

I think that's just a silly nitpick. Part of my reason for becoming a physicist is to assist in the creation of heaven. And I think the whole clone paradox isn't something worth worrying about. Honestly, if you were vaporized and then reassembled perfectly, would that still be you? Why should the quantity of vessels have any bearing of whether something is the "original" consciousness or not?

I believe we CAN overcome death and create the heaven billions have longed for. It's worth a try at the very least.

At 8/19/10 09:05 PM, Madnath75 wrote:

At 8/19/10 08:58 PM, Jon-Clement wrote: Okay, but I probably won't be able to do it for at least a couple days seeing as how I'm out of town.

I wan a PM and pics, my good man. Hope it goes well!

Pretty sure that's not going to happen. Having your picture taken by a stranger (With the exception of wearing a costume or something) is considered VERY creepy.

At 8/19/10 09:03 PM, Jon-Clement wrote: I thought that the woman just ate and simply willed the baby into existence when she wished to have one.

Hence, why I didn't understand when other kids said "But you wouldn't even be born" when they asked where my dad was and I would simply say "I don't have a dad" since I didn't know who he was and had never seen him... Still haven't. May in the near future... *sigh* the days of ignorance and innocence...

Oh, P.S. I also didn't realize that babies were delivered through the vagina by nature. And I assumed that cutting them open with a knife was the default, since that's what my grandma explained happened to me.

I thought that the woman just ate and simply willed the baby into existence when she wished to have one.

Hence, why I didn't understand when other kids said "But you wouldn't even be born" when they asked where my dad was and I would simply say "I don't have a dad" since I didn't know who he was and had never seen him... Still haven't. May in the near future... *sigh* the days of ignorance and innocence...

At 8/19/10 08:57 PM, shadowpickle wrote: definetly compliment her on her smile that very acceptable POST BACK TO US ON THIS!!! i for one want o know how this goes

Okay, but I probably won't be able to do it for at least a couple days seeing as how I'm out of town.

At 8/19/10 08:29 PM, shadowpickle wrote:

At 8/19/10 08:15 PM, sixflab wrote: Just act natural and confident. It makes the whole awkward talking ordeal seem less awkward.

wel i would tell you that if you never do it then your going to regret it forever and even if you talk to her and fail at least you can say afterwards i tried and also if you fail thats learning points for the next girl, and finally many girls are attracted to nervousness they take it as a compliment and your acknowledgment of their atractivness... like so many have already said... go for it and then reply back about how it went

Well, when it comes to learning social interactions, I'm crippled. I have aspergers and I have trouble reading body language and facial expression. I've actually had to ask people to tell me if they think I'm being weird of creepy. It also impairs my interests, so I don't have that much to talk about. I'm excellent in writing, but less than average with speech.

At 8/19/10 08:30 PM, Cootie wrote: Maybe you should talk to her for a while about something before you just ask her out. If you walk up to a girl and just say, "Hey. Your cute. Wanna go out?" she will probably say no. Just talk to her for a while and once you get that vibe that she digs you ask her out.

That sounds well enough, but I feel like if I do that, then it'll be all like "Oh, you just tried to get in my pants. No."

At 8/19/10 08:45 PM, Madnath75 wrote: You don't make the jokes, do talk about relevant things.

Also, what should I do if she says she has a boyfriend or is married? I feel like saying "Oh, okay. Bye, then" and then walking off would be rude and be kind of like saying "Well, fuck you, then!"

Yeah, pretty much. Unless you talk a bit to her before you pop the question, then say "as friends". Only advice I can give, really. Just don't be too awkward. If you're not sure about saying something, think about it a bit more. Work out whether it could be offensive. Also, start by learning a bit bout her, and talk about stuff she likes. Other than that, not much else to say.

Okay, thanks! I'll give it a try, then!

At 8/19/10 08:48 PM, AtomicD00M wrote: Not if you introduce yourself first.
When shes walking by, ask her " Ive seen you here, and Well may I know your name?"
thats pretty good for your position.

I would also like to compliment her on her smile. Would that be acceptable?

At 8/19/10 08:28 PM, Madnath75 wrote: Generally, yes. It hasn't failed for me yet, and I've use it approx. 5 times. The dates went okay aswell, just don't ramble, make silly, obscure jokes and talk about relevant things. Maybe books or general news. Asking a girl her opinion on news is a good idea as long as she's not as dumb as a brick. Talk about TV shows, pllaces you chill at, and it shouldn't go to bad.

As long as he doesn't have a BF.

Okay, I'll give it a shot, then.

Also, you said don't ramble, but after that, it's unclear. Do I NOT make silly, obscure jokes or talk about relevant things? Sorry, the way you typed it can be interpreted in different ways.

Also, what should I do if she says she has a boyfriend or is married? I feel like saying "Oh, okay. Bye, then" and then walking off would be rude and be kind of like saying "Well, fuck you, then!"

At 8/19/10 08:21 PM, MrSaint wrote: Just start a conversation and ask her out. What's so hard? Either you fail, or you get her.

If you won't do it, you will never find out, champ!

I don't know what to talk about that isn't controversial!

At 8/19/10 08:21 PM, Madnath75 wrote: As long as you're confident and not all up in her face it should be okay. Tell her you think she's attractive, then ask her. That's usually the best tactic.

I'm assuming you speak of experience...?

At 8/19/10 08:12 PM, AtomicD00M wrote: Introduce yourself, with a hi and ask her for a name and stuff. Then if it goes nice ask her if she will like to go for coffee. Confidence bro, because impossible is nothing.

"If it goes nice" implies a conversation. I am horrible at conversations. I couldn't give two shits about most popular culture, and the things that interest me make people get scared and brand me a heretic.

Not that long ago, I would ask girls if they have boyfriends. I latest found out (From an overwhelming group at once) that I shouldn't do that and that it creeps girls out. There is a general consensus among people that "Do you have a boyfriend" is too direct. This got me "blacklisted" by a few groups of friends. Therefore, being even more direct, "Do you want to go for coffee" would get an even worse reaction.