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Topic: L4 Tower Defense Game Programmer

Posted: 11/24/09 05:37 PM

Forum: Programming

Thanks for explaining the L4 thing :-/

I already have wave and know about the sign-up thing. Was waiting about a month before they replied to me. You can make really useful bots with it! But it can be annoying when one day something's working and the next its not and it turned out they changed something.

Anyway that doesn't matter.


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Topic: New Mmorpg

Posted: 11/24/09 04:04 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/23/09 09:52 AM, razveck wrote: Smth like the common mmo "quest till death, grind till death, and when u get top gears u get bored to death"?

The fact I have no idea what that means cheered me up just their :)


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Topic: L4 Tower Defense Game Programmer

Posted: 11/24/09 03:55 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/24/09 04:54 AM, Demanufacturer wrote: Also potentially a Google Wave invite to discuss the whole project on there using the new collaborative tech

Stop talking out your arse. You can't give out invites yet its still on developer preview. I doubt they will even start that until they at-least integrate email so you can email a wave account.

My only question is. What is a "L4 game" ??? I've never heard of that. Finally if your looking for someone to develop a Flash game then you should have posted this in their.


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Topic: Programming Regs Lounge

Posted: 11/24/09 03:48 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/24/09 07:03 AM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: It looks a lot better in real life, I'm happy with it anyway.

Looks good, but how much did that cost you? Must have been near a hundred at least. And why a cross of all things? I'm curious to know :P


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Topic: Only allow acces to one file:Apache

Posted: 11/22/09 02:30 PM

Forum: Programming

I can't think of a way to do it, other than move everything except the index.php file outside of the web directory.

You do know that when loading a page the browser doesn't just ask for some page. It makes separate requests for any images or external files linked within the webpage. Say I ed with a styhad a page that was styllesheet and had nothing but two images in it.

The browser would send the initial request for the html file, parse it. See their are other files it needs and then send a request for the CSS file and images. Thats just how browsers work.

You wouldn't be able to block everything except the index unless you wanted one plain ass page. Unless you embedded some style of course.


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Topic: Programming Regs Lounge

Posted: 11/22/09 02:12 PM

Forum: Programming

I had a weird week. Since I got back to business on the Tuesday I was a day ahead. Thought it was a Monday going into work and didn't realise until it was Friday and a said see ya the morra and was told the morra was Saturday. Here was the main event of the weekend the start and about half way it went well I think. It wasn't advertised in any way over here or over their that's why theirs next to no crowd. And it was for this man, his own ma thanked everyone who attended later on after. You couldn't help but feel sorry for her.


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Topic: Were can i learn c++?

Posted: 11/21/09 07:47 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/20/09 08:43 PM, lollipopers582 wrote:
At 11/20/09 08:42 PM, XIII13 wrote: This looks pretty good. Can't vouch for it though, never learned any C++.

Also, Google is your friend.
its good but i need one how to make games XD. thanks anway already seen it.

Have you ever looked at the credits for any modern games these days? You know that big long list with hundreds of names on it. Most of those guys have spent years and are paid good money to make the games they do and it takes them at least a few years to make them with good management, organisation and money.

You cant just read a simple tutorial and make the next call of duty it just doesn't work like that. That's just a little perspective for you...


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Topic: Side scrolling shooter engine.

Posted: 11/20/09 02:52 PM

Forum: Programming

Repost this in the flash forum

Side scrolling shooter engine.


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Topic: PHP Problemos

Posted: 11/18/09 08:11 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/18/09 08:09 PM, Jon-86 wrote: Try changing it to this:

Bugger theirs a bug in that. Well its late and I need to sleep. But you should get the right idea from what I posted. Although your code is bloated but that dost matter since your only starting!


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Topic: PHP Problemos

Posted: 11/18/09 08:09 PM

Forum: Programming

Try changing it to this:

<h1>Here is your results</h1>
 
 <?php
 echo '<b>Your coolness score was ';
 	if ($score <= 2){
 		echo 'You are not very cool!';
 	}else if ($score == 3){
 		echo 'Congratulations, a perfect score!';
 	}else{
 		echo 'Not bad, you scored average';
        }
echo '</b><br><br>';
 ?>

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Topic: A web design question.

Posted: 11/18/09 08:02 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/11/09 08:39 PM, Nick2292 wrote: If you knew her you would think that she's a bit of an idiot, she's a real artsy hippie kind of woman. An she's quite a bitch, she gets really pissed whenever you ask her to do something alternate or fall behind for a day, but that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. Thanks guys for your reply's.

My advice to you is stop being an arse in class. You've repeated a few time that you think your teachers a bitch. Nobody really cares! Unless your teacher drops her half bottle of vodka, throws stuff and makes you listen to the same shite radio station every Wednesday and complains when you dont draw circles properly. Then you canny call her a bitch!

Respect your teacher and enjoy the fact you have a piss easy class to waste time in! And colour theory is useful for any design role.

For me the graphic designer gives me an image of what the site wants to look like. A single image that I as a web designer make a mock layout with using images they provide. Then as a web developer I do the backend etc.

Thats how I divie up the work.


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Topic: How Does Ng Do Url Dir To Php Var?

Posted: 11/18/09 06:49 PM

Forum: Programming

They use mod_rewrite to achieve this.


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Topic: Programming Regs Lounge

Posted: 11/18/09 03:15 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/17/09 09:59 PM, DFox wrote: At least it might bring an end to this "unlimited" space and bandwidth garbage that all these hosts spew out now. I hate that.

Unlimited for life :P


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Topic: Programming Regs Lounge

Posted: 11/17/09 03:52 PM

Forum: Programming

Just spent the weekend and Monday their attacking my liver in Ireland. But it was a good few days and a good laugh. The people were nice and welcoming. But that was to be expected I stayed on my side of the peace line lol


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Topic: Simple Java Question

Posted: 11/12/09 06:31 PM

Forum: Programming

Their is nowhere off the top of my head. Basically you need a host to support the Java compiler in th same way they would support PHP....BUT you will also need a host that lets you use sockets. And sockets can be used for anything so, unless you have a dedicated server your probaly out of luck.

If its just for testing and messing around, your post bet is to use your own PC - setup IP forwarding in your router and let people know your IP address at the time so they can connect to you.


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Topic: Programming Regs Lounge

Posted: 11/12/09 06:12 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/11/09 08:27 PM, Jessii wrote:
At 11/11/09 06:34 PM, wreckages wrote:
At 11/11/09 06:23 PM, Jon-86 wrote: Besides the way I talk can be more efficient at times, I can talk fast and pass more information with fewer words if the other person knows what I'm on about. Which can be useful at times!
kudos to the minority who can depict what you're saying without having to think twice :P
Yeah because if they have no idea wtf you just said then you need to repeat that and waste more time.

I can speak "proper" english if I'm with people who wouldn't understand me normally. But then I think about what word I'm trying to say rather than what I'm saying.


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Topic: Programming Regs Lounge

Posted: 11/11/09 06:23 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/10/09 09:28 PM, Jessii wrote:
At 11/10/09 07:49 PM, wreckages wrote: Hahaha, the irony is horrific
Yeah, that's like saying, "We need a translator in ebonics for the accents and nuances." I just say SPEAK AMERICAN! lol

Never..... Its my duty to bastardise the english language to the best of my abilities, they near enough wiped out Gaelic so consider it more cultural revenge instead of irony :P

Besides the way I talk can be more efficient at times, I can talk fast and pass more information with fewer words if the other person knows what I'm on about. Which can be useful at times!


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Topic: Programming Regs Lounge

Posted: 11/10/09 06:52 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/10/09 12:40 AM, adam2510 wrote: did you even go to school?

i reckon that if you cut the alcohol you would be a fine speller

Well in the Scotland as well as the rest of the UK you have to go to school its the law. And contrary to popular belief even my own I done really well with english as a subject. I thought I was crap yet when I done my standard grades english was my highest followed by graphic communication (what I am good at and like doing)

And dont think I'm some kinda of alcoholic that's just a stereotype. I'm a relative light weight compared to the average person. I spell how I speak as I speak Glaswegian, which is the local dialect of my land.

If I lose my job I'm defiantly just going to be a translator :P


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Topic: Muslims aren't real Americans.

Posted: 11/09/09 07:23 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/9/09 07:13 PM, TakeTheBait wrote: But would the world today be a safer place without Islam? Yes.

Bullshit. Get rid of the Christians first if anything! In fact get rid of all of them. Buddhists are probably as good as we are going to get as their faith cant be manipulated through nationalism or money.


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Topic: Pedo-scare

Posted: 11/09/09 07:04 PM

Forum: Politics

Spongebob Squarepants has had a few adult jokes that kids wouldn't even get. Dose that mean the writers are peados?


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Topic: Programming Regs Lounge

Posted: 11/09/09 05:48 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/9/09 05:41 PM, urbn wrote:
At 11/9/09 02:43 PM, Jon-86 wrote: I meant to saw "Naaaaaw that's V"
I know who it is ;) but V is burnt like a mother chuffer.

Sound :)


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Topic: Muslims aren't real Americans.

Posted: 11/09/09 04:55 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/9/09 04:45 PM, lapis wrote: Oh, for fuck's sake. Is your Labour government really profiting from using "the" media as a tool?

Government's dont care about profiting they care about public opinion. And yes they do the BBC will and dose report mainly on what we do in a positive way, they spin it as much as the politicians do. Look at the UK expenses scandal. They didn't want that to be leaked but it did and the news then provided every means for politicians to redeem themselves.


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Topic: Muslims aren't real Americans.

Posted: 11/09/09 03:54 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/9/09 02:49 PM, Elfer wrote: No. What I'm saying is, people who believe that Muslims are part of a global conspiracy to wipe out the American race are especially stupid, and will latch onto this guy as "proof"

Wouldn't have happened if the guy's name was Jim Hinkins or something.

No problem, but it dose go beyond America you get hard line nationalists in most parts of the world. In Russia the fascists their don't need "proof" they just attack anyone who they think might be a Muslim or from places like Chechnya and the former Yugoslavia.

At 11/9/09 03:14 PM, lapis wrote:
At 11/9/09 02:16 PM, Jon-86 wrote: My name is Jon if I decided to practice Islam tomorrow would I have a Muslim sounding name?
Meh. I realise that what I'm going to say is irrelevant to the point that you're making, but really, if you decided to practice Islam tomorrow then it would be at least be recommended that you'd change your first name to a Muslim name like Abdul-Jabbar or Salahuddin.

No it wouldn't. Who ever you heard that from is mistaken and putting false ideas in your head!

The sooner people realise their government is using this as a way to control them through fear the better.
This is downright silly, however. Which exact government is trying to instigate against Muslims in order to control its population through fear? The US government? The UK government? How did any government try to use this incident to rally people against Muslims?

Any and all government's and not only against Muslims if a government is trying to gain public support for something they will demonize or dehumanise anything that makes up the opposition. I did not say that this specific event is being used by the government to rally any kind of support. All I was commenting on is the reactions by some people and in the news.

You can't disagree that most Americans don't see people, they see "rag-heads" or "Muslims" or "communists" or "some other generalisation" their would never be support for a war if the News in America reported on not only US/UK soldiers that were killed but all the civilians caught in the crossfire by both sides.

They only report what they want you to know, the media by in large is a tool used by the government.

Thats what makes the internet a great thing. People can take pictures and post them and you get to see what's going on.


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Topic: Programming Regs Lounge

Posted: 11/09/09 02:43 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/9/09 02:42 PM, Jon-86 wrote: Naaaaaw that V. In the past Guy Fawkes was a.......

I meant to saw "Naaaaaw that's V"

God even when I'm sober my English is still crap!


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Topic: Programming Regs Lounge

Posted: 11/09/09 02:42 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/8/09 08:02 AM, Jessii wrote: Jon your drunk posting is getting bad again :P

Well my English dose go right out the window, but I'm glad a didn't start typing and instead decided to just wait.

At 11/8/09 08:44 AM, adam2510 wrote: i bet he loves it though :D

Nah its a side of me that's no really enviable, basically I was at a party couldn't really be arsed at the time and thought a would just get drunk while I'm out and about. But I did talk to a French guy who had an interesting job.

At 11/5/09 07:41 PM, urbn wrote:
At 11/5/09 07:07 PM, Jon-86 wrote: Feckin love it :)
Burnt face man?

Naaaaaw that V. In the past Guy Fawkes was a Catholic who tried to liberate the country from Protestant rule by blowing up the houses of parliament. He was caught and burnt alive on a bonfire. Thats how he is remembered. In V for Vendetta they take that story and set it in the future where the UK has become a totalitarian society, the government rules with an Iron fist and V sets out to liberate the people by teaching the government to fear the people again.

All very inspirational stuff, I celebrate the man and what he attempted rather than remember it as the day the British government got lucky again ;-)


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Topic: Muslims aren't real Americans.

Posted: 11/09/09 02:16 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/9/09 09:05 AM, Elfer wrote: As soon as I saw this story I was like "Man if you're going to shoot up your military base you can at least try not to have a Muslim-sounding name."

My name is Jon if I decided to practice Islam tomorrow would I have a Muslim sounding name?

That is the wrong attitude people are talking about, religion is a global thing, anyone can believe in any god so why discriminate based on a name. Its as daft as thinking Obama is evil because Hussain is in his name.

The sooner people realise their government is using this as a way to control them through fear the better. The government works for you, not the other way around. Use your head and make them do what you want not what they want you to do.

Just look at Iran now. I joked with my friends back when I was in high school when we heard about the proposed invasion of Iraq. My exact words were "they will probably be after Iran after that" and I tell you I should have put £5 on that as it looks likely they will try their damnedest to get the American public to support it.

Even though the average man and woman in Iran is just trying to get on with their lives the same way the average man or woman is in the states or over here.


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Topic: I got my web host up but ...

Posted: 11/07/09 09:58 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/7/09 07:05 PM, EagleStudio wrote: I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT , HAZZAH!

fank fuck for that........clime back up the pole and turn the alarm aff nae rescuin needed here any mare

hapy days troops, deaad on


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Topic: Programming Regs Lounge

Posted: 11/07/09 09:55 PM

Forum: Programming

At 11/5/09 07:41 PM, urbn wrote:
At 11/5/09 07:07 PM, Jon-86 wrote: Feckin love it :)
Burnt face man?

a more iffective n coherient reply will come when the time passes and we have changed a little and can respond beter


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Topic: Php - Change Variable Then Save

Posted: 11/07/09 09:54 PM

Forum: Programming

Hooow you

use pointers

Google that


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Topic: Rack Servers? Why?

Posted: 11/07/09 09:51 PM

Forum: Programming

all tell yae why the morra ken. bit oot a it the noo


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