At 3/28/08 08:27 PM, Goat-Man wrote: Is that Captain figurine available for purchase!?
That is like to most godly thing ever! I would definately buy one if it's available!

it will be I assure you. the new store needs to get launched first so bob doesn't go out of his mind filling orders in old archaic ways.

wait till you check out the rediculous box art.

At 3/28/08 08:25 PM, MetalDart wrote:

At 3/28/08 08:13 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote: We will pick out the best ones and tie em' together as one mighty collab and make it real fun to watch. The top contributors will be co-authored and the top submissions will win prizes from the following list:

Are the top contributers and the top submissions the same?

yes, the submissions we feel are the best

At 3/28/08 08:19 PM, DP36 wrote: Sorry. But i don't play the series. Oh well.

you should, its the greatest series ever

also that figurine and keychain will be in the store eventually. they're both top notch quality.

At 3/28/08 08:14 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Oh god... not Metal Gear Awesome :(

Get ready to see a bunch of crappy wanna-be Egoraptor submissions :'(

if they're crappy you WONT be seeing them. like judge dredd, I AM THE LAW.
...

We here at the NG office love collaborations and thought the recent Blamformers collab went over really well. So well in fact, we want to make more official site wide collabs a more regular deal!

Presenting: The Metal Gear Flash Collab! If you like the Meal Gear game series, you're hereby invited to send in a 5-30 second Metal Gear-themed gag or tribute. If you have some Flash skills (and are willing to put some elbow grease into a DECENT submission), here are the guidelines:

- Length: 5-30 seconds
- Frame Rate: 30 fps
- Movie dimensions: 720x480 (we're going a bit wider this time)

Please put your submission in the form of a single-frame movie clip in your main timeline. Name all your assets as username_object name...for example, if I have a movieclip of Snake's head, I'll call it "johnnyutah_snakehead1" or something to that effect.

We will pick out the best ones and tie em' together as one mighty collab and make it real fun to watch. The top contributors will be co-authored and the top submissions will win prizes from the following list:

One Grand Prize: (See attached picture.)
- 200 Dollars
- 2 Shirts (1 Metal Gear Awesome, second of your choice)
- Deluxe "Captain" Tankman Figurine
- Diecast Angryfaic Keychain
- Stickers

Runner Up:
- 100 dollars
- Shirt
- Diecast Angryfaic Keychain
- Stickers

3rd Place:
- 50 Dollars
- Shirt
- Stickers

4th and 5th Place:
- Shirt and Stickers

And for those who don't win - fret not, as you'll forever be immortalized in the baddest Metal gear collab of the CENTURY, and if that's not a victory, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. (Yes, using 'baddest' was, in fact, a safety net.)

[ SUBMITTING YOUR PART ]

- Make sure you put "Metal Gear Collab" in the title of the e-mail.

- INCLUDE your USERNAME in the body of the message so we know who it's from. If you used any Audio Portal music, in your submission, let us know that too - and feel free to include anything else you'd like us to know, keeping in mind nobody wants to hear your life story.

- Attach your final .FLA, and send it to collabs@newgrounds.com - your .FLA must be under 20 MB in size! If for some ungodly reason you managed to bust the 20 MB limit, find another way to get it over...use an upload site like MegaUpload, for example, then e-mail us a link to it (make sure you still do the steps above).

[ DEADLINE ]

The deadline is MAY 20th, 2008. Yes, that's nearly two months away. Take your time, make something good. Multiple submissions are allowed, but one prize per entrant. (And although multiple submissions are allowed, please don't fire out 20 sub-par submissions and jovially send them over - odds are, by your 3rd failure, we would have already stopped caring.)

[ NOTES & GUIDELINES ]

[01] - You can base your submission on any of the Metal Gear games...anything from the 8-bit Nintendo era, up to the Metal Gear Solid series (even MGS4, which has yet to be released). Your submission doesn't have to revolve around the Metal Gear plot/story, so long as it's Metal-Gear related in general (uses MGS characters, themes, gimmicks, etc.). And although we're allowing the 8-bit era, don't take that as an open opportunity to start sending in waves of NES sprite cartoons. (If you do make one, it better kick more ass than an ass-kicking machine.)

[02] - Humor is definitely encouraged, and preferred. Keep in mind, people will be watching this for entertainment purposes, not to indulge your pretentiously serious side.

[03] - Don't feel pressured to do something in the vein of the Metal Gear Awesome series. There are many different types of humor, and we think the Blamformers collab reflects that. Another favorite of mine is Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle. There's billions of angles you could take, so unless you're Egoraptor, we don't want to see Egoraptor.

[04] - We're well aware Snake is a guest character in SSB: Brawl - but please AVOID Brawl parodies, Brawl jokes (especially the inside-kind), and (fuck you in advance) serious Brawl shorts. The game is staggeringly popular, we get it...it's just that nobody here wants to spend their weekend sifting through hundreds of submissions that guest-star Link, Kirby, and Pikachu.

[05] - Avoid 'codec conversation' submissions. If your first idea is based solely on this gimmick, pick another idea. These generally don't take much thought or effort...although, a few nicely done, really good ones might work for padding. Still, try to AVOID it.

[06] - Nobody has to sugar-coat their submission. Profanity and rated R material is perfectly fine. Have fun with it, and do what you wanna do!

[07] - FOLLOW ALL THE GUIDELINES ^ :3

We're really not too picky, and most submissions will have a pretty good chance of inclusion. However, we're probably not going to accept EVERYTHING we get...so again, put thought and capital Effort into your submission! Let's all try to 1-Up Blamformers GOOD.

OFF TOPIC: NEW NG AUDIO PODCAST

If you haven't checked out the NG Featured Movies podcast yet, DO THAT. Also, camobch0, dekuboy, and others put together a pretty sweet NG audio podcast. It's their first episode and it's actually pretty polished. CHECK IT OUT and give those guys some feedback. It's not in the itunes directory yet so if you wanna subscribe though itunes copy the feed into "subscribe to podcast" in the itunes "advanced" menu.

THAT'S IT. GO GO GO.

At 3/26/08 03:22 AM, BlueHippo wrote:

At 3/26/08 12:30 AM, TomFulp wrote: Jeff (JohnnyUtah) draws the caricatures. :)

Oh... well I remember reading that Stamper made the character select thing on the staff page, assumed that he made the caricatures well.. heh, guess not ;P I suppose the style is more utah.

It might be a while before we get that stuff going... Especially the staff page!

Did you guys hire Blanka yet?

we don't hire people with GREEN skin here. or yellow if you mean old school blanka..but I'm
not tanking about asians, just ..ok ill shut up now.

At 3/25/08 06:48 PM, 7794 wrote: got couple good ones

(4)More online Avatars

stamper and I discussed this...it's AMAZING how terrible 99% of them are. they should hold an avatar contest. thats why we ended up making the newgrounds ps3 avatar the worst one possible (that yellow lump of shit with a smiley face on it)

At 3/21/08 03:52 AM, KupaMan wrote:

At 3/21/08 02:40 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote: i really liked the FF12 battle system...these turn based shenanigans is really BORING...worst part being the 15 second load time before every damn battle.

FFXII is one of the greatest RPGs ever. Lumping this thing in close vicinity to that is a joke anyway. The load times don't bother me, though, because I play pretty patiently. Unless I'm trying to do something fast, then I just get angry when I get into fights.

besides all the really feminine dudes running around with their bellies exposed it was a great game

i guess ill finish lost odyssey ..only because i feel obligated now. those 1000 year dream stories are oddly the best part of it so far.

At 3/21/08 02:40 AM, killerjeff wrote:

At 3/21/08 02:32 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 3/21/08 02:08 AM, killerjeff wrote: whats the most coolest, most epic boss battles you've ever seen.

any boss in shadow of the colossus

...

although the third is my favorite

just in time! a mod, to clean up this faggotry!

well put, but that poor sap WONT be me

for some silly reason i bought this and I'm still on disc one..i've just been bogged down with other stuff.

i really liked the FF12 battle system...these turn based shenanigans is really BORING...worst part being the 15 second load time before every damn battle.

At 3/21/08 02:34 AM, 50vmp wrote:

At 3/21/08 02:32 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 3/21/08 02:08 AM, killerjeff wrote: whats the most coolest, most epic boss battles you've ever seen.

any boss in shadow of the colossus

I'm glad JohnnyUtah agrees with me, it makes me feel happy.

even though that is an obvious game to point out epic boss battles in. Epic is overused as hell holy : shit

yeah and i guess you cant get more epic than a giant green pixellated fire breathing zangief...right right?

At 3/21/08 12:23 AM, Dopefish wrote:
Really, is that all? I understand its not a final price but for the amount of time and work you guys have put into the game, I would think it would cost more to download. Just my opinion.

you queers are getting quite the deal, let me tell you

At 3/21/08 02:08 AM, killerjeff wrote: whats the most coolest, most epic boss battles you've ever seen.

any boss in shadow of the colossus

...

although the third is my favorite

At 3/11/08 09:03 AM, NewGroundsLvLER wrote: I filtered like an ass

...

At 3/4/08 12:04 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Loving the new Tank Explosion Tee.

some lucky queers bought em at comicon last july, im glad they've been set loose upon the world what

At 2/25/08 04:40 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 2/25/08 04:38 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 2/25/08 04:00 PM, SockMyDink wrote: All of you fail.

Yes, that means you Bob and Johnny Utah.

IM WATCHING YOU BOY

End is near.

AHHHH

At 2/25/08 04:00 PM, SockMyDink wrote: All of you fail.

Yes, that means you Bob and Johnny Utah.

IM WATCHING YOU BOY

At 2/25/08 03:32 PM, bob wrote: LOL.

LMAO DELETE THIS MODS

At 2/24/08 09:46 PM, Petwoip wrote: Not to be pessimistic, but I doubt a flash movie will win since you would need a whole team to make a very high quality flash for a long enough duration and have it popularized enough to be a movie. But who knows, anything can happen.

generally all you need to do is offically submit your movie or "film" to the academy for a possibly nomination. I believe there's probably a fee to avoid everything under the sun from being sent in. if you've seen the nominations over the years you'll know most are HARDLY popular...generally the only place ive seen many of em is at animation film festivals like the one in ottawa canada. you cant really blame the films for not being seen...until very recently there was no avenue for em to even be viewed by the general public. i hope they actually stick many of em up on itunes and i'd purchase them.

i think the craziest one ove ever seen be nominated was REJECTED. while its good (and i own it on dvd), you'll see its VERY POSSIBLE for somebody to have a chance here. you just need to think outside the box a little and do something unconventional.

At 2/18/08 08:59 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Make it so you get shirts with the designs that big. The blue tankman and angry face look so good oversized.

i agree some designs look pretty cool when that big. problem being

A. screen printing can be a bitch at that size

B. we sell shirts in up to 6 different sizes (maybe 5), but that means a design like that would need to be remade/readjusted for each size shirt (in other words A COMPLETE LOGISTICAL AND FINANCIAL NIGHTMARE)

At 2/18/08 08:53 PM, Aksumka wrote: I think the parachute one looks much cooler in that ad than it actually does.

i own it already...

well thats actually "version 2" which has been out for awhile. i redrew the art for the reprinting. same basic design, but BETTER.

At 2/18/08 08:42 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: No, because I don't have ads. HAHAHA!!!

thanks for supporting the site YOU QUEERS

CLICK THOSE ADS N***********S

At 2/13/08 02:39 AM, Hammi wrote:

At 2/13/08 01:29 AM, khote wrote: hi
Hope to see more from u all guys.

I think youre just trying to attract Jeff or Stamper with those wallpapers xP

They could show up any minute, or i might be wrong.

YOU'RE ONLY WRONG ABOUT THINKING YOU'D BE WRONG

street fighter art is like the bat signal to us...we'll see it anywhere you put it

At 2/10/08 01:35 PM, xxflareknightxx wrote: Seriously, why does everybody like to vote for Freezepop's JEM! It is terrible. The kid freaks me out. Maybe the Newgrounders are acting like American Idol fans to Sanjaya. Vote for the dumb one, nice job.

it IS terrible, but i dunno i watch it and i just wanna tap my foot and sing along what

At 2/10/08 12:32 AM, Shomoe wrote: I am very very glad that JEM didn't win. Tankmen .5 is so much better

im sad jem didnt win

the balls a kid his age must have to post that - i mean i cant top that.

respect.

At 1/30/08 02:58 PM, ChocolateMooseClock wrote: I highly respect him now.
One signed Agnry Faic sticker.
One signed Tank sticker.
Signed the back of a TANKMEN sticker sheet.
Included Alien Hominid Postcard, Two sheets of TANKMEN stickers, Afro Ninja stickers, and Pico stickers.
Total of 39 stickers and a postcard.
<3 JU :3

i did sign a few things but you can thank bob for the bonus stuff.

AND LOOK WE WERE FEELING SLIGHTLY GENEROUS THAT DAY NOBODY BEG ME FOR BONUS STUFF OR ILL IMMEDIATELY BAN YOU FOR ETERNITY

At 2/1/08 04:20 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: My God this is the most I've seen admins post since the redesign in one topic.

BLAME BOB

look at ALL that shit

At 1/20/08 06:07 PM, TheFaces wrote: When the hell are the white people going to get an Al Sharpton to complain about stupid shit like THIS?!

it would be nice if they got their own planet

wait what

At 1/12/08 11:35 PM, fire-weasel wrote:

At 1/12/08 11:33 PM, MatureLogoClock wrote: NOW THAT JEFF IS HERE, S**T JUST GOT REAL!

lol jeff wants to play golf, someone pm jeff for he to see his chibi

I'll try to PM him. Also I am saving this. It simply rocks. SH*T JUST GOT REAL!!

its very accurate except I look real pissed off when golfing