At 1/6/07 09:39 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 1/6/07 09:26 PM, Laiderdaiv wrote: I am laughing out loud and rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off. *ow..Typing...*

What the crap is trolling? Do you eat grass all day under a bridge for months on end? Is grass representing all the...and the bridge? I'm not normal...

~èè*&

CHOO CHOO TRAIN

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Tooth Brush

In Internet terminology, a troll is a person who enters an established community such as an online discussion forum and intentionally tries to cause disruption, often in the form of posting messages that are inflammatory, insulting, or off-topic, with the intent of provoking a reaction from others.

unfortunately.. you have already broken a rule: you were stupid.

Trolling? I'm used to that being a term used for tripping and rolling (the combination of the substances LSD and MDMA). And Chron, provoking a reaction from others is what everyone does everyday. It's called "communication". Unless you talk to people wanting them to stare blatently at you while you jibber-jabber. =) Off-topic isn't so bad. I mean, the term "random" could decisively sum up the comedic mainframe of culture these days. Kids in India are watching family guy for chrissake. Rules for something as tedious as newgrounds isn't worth solidifying in your brain, which is at least my opinion on the subject, which I could care less about what anyone thinks of it. How about two rules: 1) Don't hate on other people's work unless it's completely constructive criticism and 2) Wield the awesome power of common sense. .... oh, and 3) Respect PX9 ^_^

*Johnny walks into a cafe*

(Johnny thinks) Oh, this is nice. I wonder how much it...

...........ERR0R6667............

JB: .......HOLD.

*Everyone turns and looks*

JB: Bey0nd us all, thEre buRNS @n 8-bit Conception , pixELated imaGINations drAped 1n InspirAtion.

*Manager walks up to JB, looking concerned and confused*

Cafe Manager: ...um...sir, if you disrupt this environment, you will have to...le-leave...

JB: Equivocally. yoU W1ll Die like theREST. UNless yoU LE-LEARN.

Cafe Manager: ...

A new preview from Johnny Beat. Constructive Criticism is well appreciated.

~ Johnny-Beat

*Johnny walks into a cafe*

(Johnny thinks) Oh, this is nice. I wonder how much it...

...........ERR0R6667............

JB: .......HOLD.

*Everyone turns and looks*

JB: Bey0nd us all, thEre buRNS @n 8-bit Conception , pixELated imaGINations drAped 1n InspirAtion.

*Manager walks up to JB, looking concerned and confused*

Cafe Manager: ...um...sir, if you disrupt this environment, you will have to...le-leave...

JB: Equivocally. yoU W1ll Die like theREST. UNless yoU LE-LEARN.

Cafe Manager: ...

A new preview from Johnny Beat. Constructive Criticism is well appreciated.

~ Johnny-Beat

*Shows Maria and Johnny in a field*

Maria: ...what are you thinking?

Johnny: ...i might leave soon.

Maria: Where?

Johnny: ...

Maria: .......Johnny?

JB: .!@!.[Overworld.].!@!.

Maria: ...what?

JB: Overworld. as in as (1)f ad@PTationand wi1L c0Uld scourge HOUR petty feuds.

My best yet. Constructive criticism is well appreciated.

~ Johnny-Beat

*Shows Maria and Johnny in a field*

Maria: ...what are you thinking?

Johnny: ...i might leave soon.

Maria: Where?

Johnny: ...

Maria: .......Johnny?

JB: .!@!.[Overworld.].!@!.

Maria: ...what?

JB: Overworld. as in as (1)f ad@PTationand wi1L c0Uld scourge HOUR petty feuds.

My best yet. Constructive criticism is well appreciated.

~ Johnny-Beat

JB: test.

Robert: ...what?

JB: ... One. @ test. Is en3rgy. 1s p0wer. Is{Sunshine}4 MYnd.

Robert: Johnny, what the fuck are you talking about?

JB: ... ( Cognitive Immersion ) .

Robert: ...whoa.

[ My best work yet. Rate and review is appreciated. ]

~ Johnny Beat

bernie: why you like her so much man?

johnny-beat: .... [she's just a street-gazer.] {reb0rn.} .

bernie: ...i got you.

*fire lights bong*

~ Johnny-Beat

Out of the mark of the Beast comes some Beauty...

Johnny Beat is Back, and Better than ever.

Check out the new track: "Reanimate "

And I hope satan leaves you a present under the christmas tree.

...?

~ Johnny Beat

Ever been In a Nightclub?

Then you know what I mean.

Holes In Your Brain (Rolling)

Watch out for that...

- Johnny_Beat

Sometimes Somepeople

Are void of the world around them.

Obvious Oblivious.

Take a peek.

- Johnny_Beat

(merry christmas)
(or whatever.)

What happens when some one who doesn't know how to use

FL

gets high and uses

FL

for something seemingly gritty yet quite entertaining?

( Massacara Omega )

How the hell should I know. Go ask Mr.Owl.

-Johnny_Beat

What happens when some one who doesn't know how to use

FL

gets high and uses

FL

for something seemingly gritty yet quite entertaining?

( Massacara Omega )

How the hell should I know. Go ask Mr.Owl.

-Johnny_Beat

It's been a while...

But I'm back.

Not by popular demand but out of free will.

This is the training session.

That Happy Templar.

PZ NG.

- Johnny_Beat

I know im a little new at music, but....fuckers.
some fuck went through my songs and zero'd them all.
probably some fat 36 year old living in his mom's basement
with nothing better to do that stuff his face and jerk off to all the
naughty pictures on the screen because he's never hit second base.
i HATE mother fuckers like that.
Sometimes i wish i could just trace the IP address, find where they live and
not kill them, but beat the living fuck out of them untill they had less teeth than
Mike Tyson's brain cell count.. Overracting? Maybe, but dicks like that are low, because they have no sense of another human being, probably because they're the type of nerd who got their
asses beat in high school and wound up trying to act "gothic" or "wigger" or "satanist" or
"psychotic" just to be alienated so people would view them as a mysterious type of person,
so they'd be cool.
but they aren't cool. they're still little fuckers. hell, i could be wrong about who zero's.
but all i know is, that is what i picture in my mind when someone takes the time out to
ZERO 10 SONGS.

fuck off and die zero voters, you can't make music, or most likely do anything productive, so go zero vote on peoples music and get your little kicks, but one day you'll realize your just a little cocksucking fuckass.

- Johnny_Beat

New program...
New music...
been a while...
but our oriental friends have a message.

Meanwhile In Japan...

you give review, i love you long time.

- Johnny_Beat

OH MAN. YOU'RE GAY?

well...this is shocking news! I never would have expected it!

Your sig tells a COMPLETELY different story.

Goddamn queers...

Just kidding. XD

Im a drummer. and im 16.
but i dont work for sith lords.
or 13 year olds who think satan is NeAt!
reasonless nancy boys.

what?!
thats not fair..
my managers are a bunch of prissy short hispanics with attitude problems.
its hard to take orders from someone who looks prepubescent.

as for this post...

it'd be great if we could make the AP as popular as the FP.
but it'd also be nearly impossible, merely because of the
difference in difficulty and effort, not to mention the obvious
popularity level. most people choose visual over audio...
not me, i dont even like tv. waste of time (except conan o brien
and cowboy bebop..).
but we're not the ones holding the keys to better the AP, so
a "revolution" is an idea out of reason.
let's just hope for a better look. for now.

sa'll good reven.
just be on later.
all of you be on later.
lets "get the ball rolling"
indeed.

acid?!?!
...
acid?!?!?!?!!
...
nothing compared to reason brah..

personally, i think psybot can be better than bounce3.
have u heard madness beep? listen to that skill!!!
i was shocked when i heard that...

w00t. sup miney.
help me find a banner you bastard! X_x

At 7/11/05 11:51 AM, PiePie wrote: there's like 5 topics on this and know liljim is busy making collections or something like that so no noone knows...

i think we should all go gather nuts and go into hybernation until
we can dl songs again...
*sleeps in tree*

At 7/10/05 02:28 AM, Jethro-Deltaplanes wrote: Eww... Macs... YOU, my friend, need a good ol' fashioned PC...

macs pwn ur n00blar a$$.
garageband + soundtrack = decent
reason 3.0 = pwns ur n00blar a$$
X_X

At 7/10/05 01:56 PM, RyeGuyHead wrote:

At 7/10/05 08:12 AM, Psybot wrote: Psybot - Village Nights

jesus...you spit out songs so freaking fast.

yeah, but hes actually good. =)
in my opinion, hes the best FL user on NG.
go psybot!
but you know psybot, should make a better loop for
ap frontpage then that irish 1 u have.
ack!
^_^

At 7/9/05 08:46 PM, Chronamut wrote: also if you google my name you'll get like 5 pages of just me - imagine - noone else in the world has my name.

thats because it sucks at life.
^_^ just kidding!

At 7/9/05 08:39 PM, Chronamut wrote: ... or maybe paragon just wants to make music for fun like the reast of us and you all immortalizing him as a god has got him freaked out. I mean, how do you keep making music when millions of ppl are watching you? It must be so... daunting. There are time that I don't envy him.

yeah...everyone's eyes glued on you...
not sure if you want a post a song because
of how many people expect perfection from you..
in some ways its hell to be him.
I mean, its not like he's on some tropical island
sipping dry martini's with sports illustrated models
all over him...i think hes just famous here on NG.

huh? Never!
=)

AUDIO
PORTAL
ROCKS
AT
LIFE
PERIOD.
to hell with the other portals!
*lights other portals on fire*
anarchy!!!!

lmfao..
spam..
barbie girl...jesus christ banana's.
i reviewed that brah..
i couldnt stop laughing...
hahaha...
admiral ur work is sickkkkk...
chaos erst and fleets were good.
=)