Vampires will rape you in your sleep.

At 10/20/09 12:55 PM, Fineas wrote: I feel bad for laughing. But the part where she got kicked and face planted the floor is hilarious. Tell me you didn't laugh. But the rest was screwed up. Who the hell filmed that?

I didn't laugh.

Windows 7 revived my old laptop but then I spilled beer on it and now it's dead again.

Watch him fight this by appearing in court nude.

Money and Eggnog.

Yeah.

You date 6 year olds?

Not again

If you have Norton you can disable iTunes from starting. Worked for me.

Start investing in some deodorant.

I call bullshit because Christians never leave passively.

Now, if you said you chased them down the street with an axe, that would be more believable to me.

Do you ride kangaroos to school?

I dunno man I think he got all bitchy because I never called him back.

Nah I don't see that many computer threats.

I mean threads.

How about a bag of shit with aids?

I flipped a coin and it turned blue.

You're lucky you didn't get kicked out of school for that shit.

And you wonder why your kitchen is empty

Uhh...this is awkward.

I went to the clinic yesterday and as it turned out I have been diagnosed with HIV. So uhh...might want to get yourself checked out.

Sorry

Is this suppose to be a shit stain?

I put sympathy towards those who acknowledge they have a problem and get help without hurting anybody.

I would try to convert my penis.

I would go play with myself in the closet.

Yes

By littering you are creating jobs.

There's a difference between being independent and anti-social.

My day doesn't start until your day ends.

Certain things like asparagus and coffee can add aroma to your urine. If you are taking vitamin supplements that can fuck with your urine too.

I wouldn't worry too much about it unless you also experience a burning sensation. In that case it could be a sign of diabetes.

I thought season 3 was ok.

Hopefully season 4 is better.

Someone fucking kill Bloy

Looks better on a wide screen TV.

Also, support the ho's