At 12/3/07 07:53 AM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: I remember this one game I used to play; I just don't remember the name:

There was a red worm (and possibly a blue worm) that [possibly] wore army hats, and went around shooting shit.

Anyone remember?

It was either Worms or Warms. I think I had it.

At 12/3/07 05:00 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Shooting Nazis isn't awesome. The only reason I ever play the homage level on Doom is because of the decor.

I meant it as despite what a big mistake I was doing killing those Nazis. Oh and the Swastika vertical banners everywhere were uber cool.

This is so fucking amazing... was doing some cleaning of old crap, and I found the most important piece of my past... my first video games. Wolfenstein 3D, Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold AND Blake Stone: Planet Strike. Took me a while to find a floppy drive that could fit them, but I connected everything and for the first time in years relived learning to use a PC. In comparisson, these games make my PSP look like shit... so much awesomeness even when I'm shooting Nazis. I bet you all wish you could go back to your first game, or even remember it.

At 12/2/07 10:00 PM, Anim8or666 wrote: I don't believe in religion. But, if I did, I would say that I did "sin" yesterday. I have started work on Madness Antichrist. It's an awesome Madness Tribute I'm working on. It involves Catholics, guns, and loads of Madness.

Even a barrel roll couldn't make that any less gay.

At 12/2/07 09:16 PM, KemCab wrote:

At 12/2/07 09:08 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: To start off...

yum.
that was hot.

I put it on my myspaces.

At 12/2/07 09:21 PM, poppy862 wrote:

At 12/2/07 09:19 PM, John-Wayne wrote: Pfft ur all a bunch of returdz guys. I mean i play counter strike source almost 19 hourz a day, so I'm practically a navy seal already nd everything. Let me answer.

We're waiting...

Well first off, im going to need an M4 becuz its the only bestest machinegunz in the world gud for pooning noobs with AKAYZ. Then we need to like, run around and shoot people. Watch out for haxzors tho, theyre tricky. We may need the admin to ban them.

Pfft ur all a bunch of returdz guys. I mean i play counter strike source almost 19 hourz a day, so I'm practically a navy seal already nd everything. Let me answer.

At 12/2/07 09:05 PM, Adio-Element wrote: I have a Pope fetishn is that good enough?

I think he would approve.

So you're a Muslim?

At 12/2/07 09:02 PM, crazerfish50 wrote: i ate a baby

Enjoying delicious cuisine isn't a sin, is it?

At 12/2/07 09:00 PM, McJesus wrote: I think it's still debated as to whether masturbation can be discovered a sin.

Fapping isn't a sin as long as you're thinking of Jesus while you do it.

My most recent sin was keying some guy's car for a good 30 seconds... for a little background, yes, I was jealous, but what kind of cockfag parks his Mercedes outside of Wal-Mart? He can afford better. What was your last sin?

At 12/2/07 04:36 PM, wonderland-hatter wrote: homless hunting is no mere game.
'tis a gentlman's sport, and only the most refined and upstanding of men may partake in such activities.

So it shall be.

Oh and the guy who said start shooting up the Mexican border, that's a different hunt but just as important.

At 12/2/07 04:30 PM, KingPaulP wrote: I will happily partake in homeless hunting, but I must warn you I like to drink the warm blood of my prey before it dies, so christ knows what I will get and we may need a trip to the A and E for some shots afterwards.

You think we could make clothing out of them? I would love to own a hoboskin jacket with patchy-beard fur lining.

Killing homeless people; it may not be a sport, but I think it could be. Much like hunting regular game, you could use bait (crack rocks), smells (liquor), traps (think of a dumpster crossed with a bear trap) and field craft to go for the big win. It's not as if it would bother anyone any more than deer hunting; you wait at their feeding grounds (trash dumps) and find yourself a ripe young buck to mount on your family room wall. They may not be eatable but it can be a great bonding experience, and it keeps their population under control. Hobo hunting is a sport; are you man enough for it?

At 11/30/07 02:48 PM, ExcessivePlasma wrote: Sounds like a real blow out... I'll bring the rope you bring the condoms so we can rape an Iraqi teenager after we slaughter her family infront of her eyes.

This guy know's how to party like it's 9/11.

OMGNOUDIDNT

At 11/30/07 02:36 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: Is it a BYOB event? Bring Your Own Bombs?

Well, a few guys from here have been known to blow their turban when you get a little too much sand in their vagina. Bring your own small arms in case we want to go play Hide-and-go-Jihad!

At 11/30/07 02:35 PM, Qweety wrote: It's spelled Baghdad.

That's TYPICAL infidel writing. Next tell us to spell "color" with a "u". U R UNINVITEDZ. Better?

OK, I think it's time to start planning a NG meetup for all of the loyal members from Bagdad, Iraq.

It would probably be best after New Years, because the camel traffic is a bitch on the super dirt-freeway. Guys in Fallujah and Ramadi should carpool if you don't have your own camel or just can't afford the water (waaay over priced these days.) Everyone who's over 21 can come and not drink with us because it's the essence of infidelity, and then after that we hit the titty clubs; there's this new one where the girls have almost hardly any rags on, and full facial nudity! If those girls are lucky their fathers will be around and they can get stoned! So who's in?

We're gonna make NG meetup in Iraq a BLAST!

Poor kids, as their slaves. Also they get raped by kidnappers who want to ransom them for millions. It's not as glamorous as it may seem.

Next make a thread about driving a nail in to your you-know-what and using it as a sword.

At 11/21/07 11:54 PM, Bamb00zling wrote: Plainly and simply put, yes... I probably would.

Then what's stopping you, pussy?

At 11/21/07 11:44 PM, ZagmenO wrote: Stuff

So do you like to eat a hot slice of pussy in the evening or no? Just answer the question.

At 11/21/07 05:32 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Domesticated cats, one of the least utilitarian creatures on the Earth.

Why aren't we eating them? Especially their tender younglings?

I just had some kittyback with mustard for dinner. I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight.

At 11/21/07 10:36 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: LEARN TO DRIVE RIGHT OR FUCKING WALK!

In Boston the corner stone of fucked up driving is pedestrians, so learn to walk or learn to RUN you fucking ants.

At 11/21/07 11:03 PM, twosickminds wrote: Clans are for faggots.

Just because two guys like to jerk off in front of each other in a hot tub doesn't make them faggots. However you're right, an "elemental","clan", on the internet does instantly make someone a cockfag.

At 11/21/07 05:29 PM, T3hShotgunK1ng wrote: lol. nice spam thread. ass.

Get the fuck out of this forum before i call the real John Wayne in to kick your ass.

So, are you on crack, or did you just have some bad sea food? Kittens are delicious, you're a +1 flamer, and The Duke is taking a long nap so show some respect.

Since the dawn of man... we've always wondered who would eat a cute little kitten? Well I for one can today tell you, the more adorable they are, the more tender their meat.

Now, they may not come cheap in a store, but if someone on a farm wants to get rid of them fast, you can have yourself a gourmet meal for 2 nights for about $50. So anyway I like the ribs with Cajun sauce, but you can get a nice fried kitten leg for lunch and all you need is a little dipping mustard on the side.

Most important thing to remember is to kill it BEFORE trying to stuff it in the deepfryer. This isn't lobster, people.

Don't knock it till you've tried it; and maybe when your woman drags you in to the pet store next week to look at them, you'll agree with her when she says "Ohhh I could just eat you up sweetyyyy. Awwwwww."

Your consol sucks because mine has the bestest super leet (1337) graphix, sound, artificial intelligence, artificial life, decals, multiplayer, online rate, best controller, and all the games for your consol are shit. In closing, you should kill yourself, because you payed UNDER $700 to get the 1st edition special model with realistic looking chrome colored plastic and Jesus-fish magnet. Shame on you.

At 11/19/07 08:53 PM, xSrchasstx wrote: It was during 8th hour math, and I was on the computer when the Princible

Whole story is fake because he doesn't go to school; otherwise he would know how to spell principal. Fail, lose, etc. Engaging lulz on your suicide in 5,4,3,2,now.