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Response to: Gallery De Fiddler. Constructive. Posted June 26th, 2009 in Art

At 6/25/09 10:22 PM, The-Mad-Fiddler wrote: Bump for great justice!
At 6/26/09 04:41 AM, TheCarny wrote: Great picture although looking at it closely, it does sorta remind me of Michael Jackson. Don't ask me why.

Because you're an idiot and it looks nothing like 'im.

@op: you got a nice steady hand, a thread well worth my precious time to come back to.

Response to: Stereotypical Nationalities Posted June 26th, 2009 in Art

I like the Italian one best. I never knew here was even a stereotype for them, but that IS the one.

Response to: Art Portal User Guide Posted June 25th, 2009 in Art

Well anything to stop all the ''plz scout me I'm sooo good *sad face*'' threads. Boy, they get on me nerves.

Response to: Weirdest Position You Urinated In? Posted June 24th, 2009 in General

At 4/19/09 10:44 AM, Southbark wrote: I've peed while doing a backflip.

I'M GONNA DO THAT

Response to: Stereotypical Nationalities Posted June 24th, 2009 in Art

At 6/19/09 01:51 PM, kpnolan52 wrote: viva mexico!

What the shit is this?
Don't tell me that is sombrero.

Response to: Please rate and critique this! Posted June 24th, 2009 in Art

It's just a shitty sonic

Response to: Doodlage Posted June 24th, 2009 in Art

At 6/4/09 06:01 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: Dedicated to JoeTheToucan.

*High pitched girly scream*

awesumo!
It was always funny in those toons that Nobita always seemed to end up 'accidentally' seeing Shizuka nude. My friend (who's from japan) claims that it happened in damn near every story in the manga.

There's still tons of Japanese Doraemon films that have been out pretty recently, but I don't like how his voice ain't that of a gritty smoker any more, but just a squeaky bastard's.
still, great toon nonetheless.

Response to: What would you call this thing? Posted June 24th, 2009 in Art

At 6/23/09 09:30 PM, GearShifter wrote: The sun, being the black ball with rays of white around it and the Earth orbitting.

Good eye

Nevertheless, the pic's rubbish.
Response to: NG Sketchbook Tour 2009 Posted June 23rd, 2009 in Art

Luis..I buggered my piece. I know, for shame..but I bought some new paper with the provided specs. only thing is, it doesn't have the prominent stripy tooth, but a common plain bumpy tooth instead. It's the exact same save for that. Is this a problem?

Sorry again, man.
Response to: The works of big-jonny-13 Posted June 23rd, 2009 in Art

At 6/19/09 04:19 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Woo NG Sketchbook Tour 2009 piece.

So you had that in mind from the start? I gone through a million ideas, but to no such avail...

Response to: Come scout me pleaase! Posted June 22nd, 2009 in Art

Fucking hell, you did two of these threads.
You really are a meat-headed shitsack.

Response to: The Drawing Contest #1 Posted June 22nd, 2009 in Art

At 6/21/09 06:36 PM, vylent wrote: Oh noes! :O
I had my hopes up that this epic thread could be salvaged xD

I thought it was a great idea, I'd love to participate,

but...I feel like a jackass submitting to a starter image like that.

Response to: The works of big-jonny-13 Posted June 21st, 2009 in Art

At 6/21/09 10:20 AM, Matt2k8 wrote: (First picture)

Link! Pretty good. But my friend can own you :P

'own' and 'pwn' are the most laughable and pathetic words in the interwebs language. And I can 'own' your friend, so go tell him he can dance.

Response to: The works of big-jonny-13 Posted June 21st, 2009 in Art

At 6/19/09 04:19 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Woo NG Sketchbook Tour 2009 piece. A

I fucked my one up so now I am in the shitter.

metaphorically speaking
Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. Posted June 20th, 2009 in Art

At 6/20/09 12:17 PM, BizarroJoe wrote:
Talking about "sensible requests"...
GODDAMFUKKIT, Stick figures, that's what you deserve.
Tell at least you loveDen. I can't let go with this to somebody who is not fan of Richard Corben.

Fuckyesss well done. Your illustrations are indeed legendary.
As for your response, I didn't understand a word.

Response to: Giggans art thread Posted June 20th, 2009 in Art

At 6/20/09 06:14 AM, Giggans wrote:
yeah! what joe said! (but with less vulgar language)

I was in Bill the butcher's mindset after having watched several 'Gangs of New York' scenes. Still, bugger deserved it.

-Try and make a pig look sexy, you damn yiffer bastard!

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. Posted June 20th, 2009 in Art

A nude muscle-bound man in a fit of merciless and bloodlusting rage standing atop a dirt-ridden battlefield hill taking on a whole army of lizard men and wielding the British flag.

Response to: (talk) Contest: Bad Game Fan Art Posted June 19th, 2009 in Art

At 6/19/09 05:40 AM, RadioactiveRabies wrote: Awww fuck this guy stole the only idea i had that suited the critireas >:(
Games "dig dug" wtf am i going to do now? :S

Brilliant!

Finally someone understood the aim!

Response to: Fallout's Vault Boy - Ng Style Posted June 19th, 2009 in Art

At 6/18/09 02:00 PM, Dexter3000 wrote: I decided to draw Vault Boy too,seeing some others here posted theirs too.(it's level 45.)

Who is that again?

Response to: 15 Minute Sketches Here., Posted June 19th, 2009 in Art

At 6/17/09 12:52 PM, PieLover61 wrote: TURTLE POWER!

N1

Response to: Heartless universe Posted June 19th, 2009 in Art

At 6/19/09 10:15 AM, Neverman wrote:
Ah,Just go fap in the corner you nerd :P

The illustrations are Godawful. Honestly. As for 'nerd', let us take a gander at your latest flash submissions.

Godawful.

Heartless universe

Response to: Spraypaint + Stencil. Posted June 19th, 2009 in Art

You are a genius and I love you.

Conservative arseholes
Response to: Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] Posted June 19th, 2009 in Art

At 6/18/09 03:47 PM, Super-Mannequin wrote:
If you're a racist: FUCK OFF AND DIE!
If not a racist: Have a nice day.

Well I'm a racist, and I have had a fan-fucking-tastic day regardless of your kind words.

Harumph
Response to: Giggans art thread Posted June 19th, 2009 in Art

At 6/19/09 09:44 AM, Billsthename wrote: o.0 ... if they weren't censored this would go under the category of... i forgot the name but i know it's a form of hentai.... my turn to post some art maybe?

None of that tripe thank you, and get the fuck out of other's art threads you meat-headed shitsack.

Response to: Heartless universe Posted June 19th, 2009 in Art

At 6/19/09 09:50 AM, Elder-Youth wrote:
I don't think they're really gonna rain hell upon you for it though.

I do, because the pictures, linked or not, are effortless heaps of shit.

Response to: Some ass hole.. Posted June 17th, 2009 in General

At 6/15/09 03:42 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: This picture is of me

Pfft I could smash you, flabby-arms

Response to: Fatchaos art showcase Posted June 17th, 2009 in Art

At 6/13/09 11:00 PM, Fatchaos wrote: And now the not-so-clean version... >:(

The smudge tool is like, the most fun tool in PS. You can create a lot of nice effects with it

Response to: Madjack's Art (please Critique) Posted June 17th, 2009 in Art

In my opinion, going from paper to mspaint was a huge step backward for you.

Response to: Flying- Dutchmans t-shirts designs. Posted June 17th, 2009 in Art

At 6/17/09 03:09 PM, LardLord wrote: Erm...Keep your day job.

Erm...you're a bastard

I notice that rocket symbol on the gangsta from last year's sketchbook tour. I wouldn't mind wearing one of these on a t shirt.

Response to: J0hnnyR0tt3n's Artwork Posted June 17th, 2009 in Art

At 6/17/09 02:52 PM, alien1248 wrote: These are pretty good. I will upload some of mine soon...

Why would anyone care?
Don't go posting them in this thread, make your own.

@op: lovely stuff here, I'd love to see your works in better detail. I recommend you obtain a better camera!

The beatles = win