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Here I am, up at 07:47 doing English that is due today, while you Americans sleep snugly in your bastard beds.

At 10/5/09 05:03 PM, ashman112 wrote: both level 7 and fab, thats a coincidence, wierd, i like joe too he is the man i guess, and he argues with noobs a lot which i like

I don't want to be commended for arguing with noobs alone, why is this what I am now known for :(

I should really level up, but due to my lazyness I don't. And I've kind of got to like my current status.

At 10/5/09 05:05 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: Oh you Must be talking about Born2run's Wife I Don't see her being so elated when her husband is asking strangers around DA to Draw a weird fantasy of his.

I still find it humerous that she looks unhappy, and is also being raped by tentacles. She also has large boots on but nought else, adding to the funnies.

At 7/23/09 08:39 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: This is not my favorite doodle I've done on here Perspectives still a thing that I struggle with.

lol she is unhappy

Ace work here matey, I'd wager you are a camp north regular.

At 10/5/09 04:28 PM, ashman112 wrote: screw you m-vero

I like m-vero for he once called me 'the man'.
This was a good time for me.

At 12/11/07 04:10 AM, altr wrote: BACK ON TOPIC, I got mine yesterday and am very happy. Here is me and Pinkyparts, with a nice reach around.

Stop that

Should have yelled in her face
"YOU FUCKING FAT, BEAST-LIKE OGRE OF NATURAL DEFIANCE, HOW DARE YOU SOIL MY PERIPHERALS WITH YOUR UNSPEAKABLE OBESITY! COVER UP YOUR DEFORMED LIMBS THAT EVEN A FARMYARD ANIMAL WOULD BE ASHAMED OF, BEFORE I FUCKING GAG, WRETCH AND BILE OVER EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD IN THIS FUCKING PLACE!! FOR THE LOVE OF EVERY RELIGEON'S GOD EVER THOUGHT UP, LEAVE MY SIGHT NOW YOU FOUL PIECE OF RANCID SHIT!"

At 10/3/09 05:03 PM, NicKoLa93 wrote: ok , my entry, i'm already gettin bored about samurais, so this (probably) will be the last

That's tasty!

At 9/10/09 10:09 PM, XxDaRkReDxX wrote: "with guns that squirt"

new shirt design I've had in mind

This is goregeously beautiful.

At 10/1/09 02:23 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Unless you're just using retarded insults to make yourself look cool?

I don't think I am cool. That's quite a silly suspicion. Retarded is a fucking shit insult.

Being very bored, I came up in this thread. Seeing you here suprised me. Not giving a toss for anything due to sheer boredom, I decided to say that being gay is disgusting to see in delight a ton of gay people bumrush me. This, disappointingly, was not the outcome, but I decided to back up the first statement when confronted, in hope of salvaging the gay riot...to no such avail, unfortunately.

The stuff about who made us was indeed quite a non- troll post though, as I thought many of you gays were a bit more-y'know-believing. Most I've come across are, despite the sin of splooging in/on another male. But I can't really talk as I wank loads. I bloody hope I can be forgiven for promising not to...

But yes. I frequently troll. I like to start needless fires from things like that.
I didn't have much fun.

At 10/2/09 03:17 PM, J-qb wrote: So: heres the JQB wallpaper...

That's a nice new sig there mate.

At 10/2/09 02:23 PM, kebabh wrote: well heres my entry 1 of 4 ..

Well whaddya know, yet another 5 minute polished shit. I've never seen anything more from you.

At 10/2/09 12:53 PM, daniel123297 wrote: Haha, Joe, it's ok. This guy is my friend IRL.

Indeed-
But I ain't having an art noob acting highn' mighty to just some guy wantig to learn.

Worst choice of the century, but still.

I used to sell cans of carbonated beverages at school for 50p a can- not much profit usually, but if you got em dead cheap to start with you're in the money- people want a nice fizz at lunch, not the shitty fruit juices the school started selling.

At 10/2/09 12:11 PM, InTheBlue wrote: And by that you mean?

Me is bad

What are you on about?

Your drawings are fucking shit, I'd wager this guy, deespite being a beginner, draws mighty better than you. Wouldn't exactly have you covered in sweat to do so.

At 10/2/09 11:44 AM, daniel123297 wrote: This was extremely difficult, but i hope it's good enough for your high standards.

I'm impressed mac, this is the best thing I've seen you do.
He's lacking his greasy fringe, but it looks great as it is- well done!

At 10/1/09 07:16 PM, scottmale24 wrote: I call this one "surrealist bullshit" because that's what it is.

I like that one- colour'd be nice for it.

At 5/14/09 02:29 PM, EggSnake wrote: sketch pad drawing, if this is the place...

This is meant to be comedic, right?
It IS well funny.
The fact it's really crude too

At 10/2/09 02:35 AM, daniel123297 wrote: Any other requests?

Try drawing Bill the Butcher,
a portrait view from shoulders upward.

Try n' make it as real as possible.

At 10/1/09 07:23 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Screw Collab anyone?

I reckon right, that it should have scooby's head, but his neck as a long screw, and him looking kind of mad/dizzy.

perhaps I'll be a Jap-fag and help you out a bit via an arts, but probably not.

At 10/1/09 01:15 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote: You see, there are many women out there who would willingly go through childbirth on more than one occassion, but you will never NEVER find a man who willingly be kicked in the balls twice.

Unless you're a Shaolin monk

At 10/1/09 01:56 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Suck it up, help out your sis.

You really think she wants the homework

At 10/1/09 04:27 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: homosexuality.

I have no problem with homosexuals.

N/A is the best age. Not too hot, not too cold, not too anything.

Go on then, hopefully I'll be interested in this enough to actually do it.

Paint

At 9/30/09 03:09 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: God thinks you're fucking revolting for shaving your beard, fucking a non-virgin at all, fucking a woman before marriage and wearing clothes made up of more than one fabric.

Does he?
I wouldn't really know because I don't know if the God you're on about is real.
I refer to whoever gone done made us, because I really don't think it was chance the universe and everything in it popped out of nowhere.
I believe there is a God- a something that made us.
And he didn't make a babymaker hole in men. Penis+Penis=no baby

At 9/30/09 05:00 PM, GrumpyTom wrote: Today has been a good day...

No it hasn't