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Response to: My mom is so stupid! Posted March 28th, 2009 in General


It's just been revoked (by JoeNelly), bitch!

Holla at yo BOI! Nah just kidding, I'm white as hell.

Response to: My mom is so stupid! Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

At 3/28/09 07:13 PM, Sheepiez wrote: wow, you people think this is real.

lol

Well most people said "if this is real" or some variation of that before they posted a reply so......not completely I guess. I'm revoking your "lol"

Response to: OnLive - The end of Console gaming? Posted March 28th, 2009 in Video Games

I'm crossing my fingers that this turns out at badass as it sounds. They were talking about it on X-Play the other day while they were covering GDC '09 and it really looks and sounds amazing. One of the main issues they were talking about was latency. How are they gonna make it so you don't run into major lag all the time?

I hope this works out, if it does it's gonna be awesome. I signed up to be a BETA tester so hopefully I can try it out this summer.

Response to: My mom is so stupid! Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

Dude...you must be joking. My theory is that your mom is tired of your shit and decided to throw you a curveball.

:P DEAL WITH IT.

Response to: What we call the fucking News. Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

At 3/28/09 06:37 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: The news is fueled by what newspapers think people want to hear about. Sadly, most people today couldn't give a shit about world affairs, but would rather hear about celebrities and such.

I don't understand why people care about celebrities THAT much. I see all this crap on the internet/news/tv shows and it just blows my mind that people really care about what happens in celebrities' personal lives. And it's always something so useless that nobody would even bother to listen unless it was someone well known.

Entertainment is great and all, but these people REALLY aren't that important...at all. People are stupid though, and that'll definitely never change. And as long as that's true, we'll have to continue to hear about who's dog just died or who choked on a grape or whatever lame "news" story that the media has to offer it's brain-dead listeners. Yeeeeep, the world has come so far.

Response to: What's your BMI? Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

I haven't checked my exact height and weight in a while, but I guessed around 5'5" and 140 pounds. If that's close to being true then my BMI would be 23.3. I'm pretty skinny though, always have been. I eat the most fattening foods on the planet and can't gain a pound.

Response to: What we call the fucking News. Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

Really sad isn't it?

Response to: Is sadism okay? Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

If it's just a fantasy, then there's nothing wrong with that. Using our imaginations is a good way to get our feelings out. Now if you ever acted on those feelings, then you'd have a problem. I.E. law enforcement would come knocking.

Just make weird, sadistic animations and put it on NG :D

Response to: What web browser do you use? Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

Firefox ftw.

Is Opera any good/worth trying?

Response to: Bizzare Dreams? Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

I had a dream the other night I found one of those huge, serpent-like dragons from Chinese mythology. It was fuckin' CRAZY. It was dead though, so it's eyes were like glazed over and stuff. It's head was the size of a car.

I woke up and was thoroughly confused.

Response to: Does anyone else do this? Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

I usually vote very fairly. If it's horrible I give it a 0 or 1 (whatever is closer to my cursor). If it's really not that good, but I feel like it's going to be saved regardless or my opinion, I give it a 2. If I like it, my rating varies from 3-5 based on how much I liked it. Pretty good system in my opinion, I get a lot of save/blam points this way.

FYI, most of the time submissions are saved. I've realized that a lot more are saved rather than blammed. So giving everything a zero isn't really gonna help you.

Response to: April fools day Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

No one I know really does anything on April Fool's Day. I don't think I've ever been truly pranked, come to think of it.

Response to: I think I may be bi-sexual... Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

At 3/28/09 02:43 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: On the plus side, your chances of getting laid have just doubled.

Now THIS made me "lol". Thank you sir.

Response to: Earth Hour could backfire... Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

I dunno if I'm gonna do it, I doubt I can last a whole hour just sitting in the friggin' dark. I had planned on it, but I doubt I'll do it for a whole hour. The reason I was looking forward to it is cause I think if a lot of people actually participate it'll be fun to go around town in complete darkness.

Response to: Finish this Comic Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

Good idea for a thread.

Finish this Comic

Response to: Would you return this watch? Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

At 3/24/09 08:55 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 3/24/09 08:51 PM, JoeNelly wrote: I think it's kinda dumb to even by a watch anymore. Everyone has a cell phone now, why not just check that for the time.
Because not everybody is addicted to cellphones. Or doesn't have one. I have a cellphone, but no plan. So I have a watch.

Anyways, cellphones aren't time pieces, they're wireless telephones you can walk around with in your pocket.

Oh come on man, are you living in the same time period as me? Cell phones are a LOT more than just telephones now.

Response to: Would you return this watch? Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

I think it's kinda dumb to even by a watch anymore. Everyone has a cell phone now, why not just check that for the time.

Response to: Would you return this watch? Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

I think it's kinda dumb to even by a watch anymore. Everyone has a cell phone now, why not just check that for the time.

Response to: Enjoy The B B S While It Lasts Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

Anyone know when the NG Chat and the other portals are supposed to be added?

Response to: Drummers. Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

At 3/24/09 07:19 PM, simon wrote: Got me into drumming.

I actually just watched that video the other day. Neil Peart is amazing. YYZ is such a great song too. I like the way they give each band member a tiny little solo spot during the song, it just seems like it would be so much fun to play it.

Response to: Drummers. Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

At 3/24/09 06:57 PM, GlowingMonkey wrote: Vadrum is a really good drummer. He is drumming to known melodies as the simpsons theme and the super mario bros ^^

Hell yeah I've seen a couple of this guy's videos before. He's really good and plays with the music perfectly. Very creative.

Response to: Drummers. Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

At 3/24/09 06:39 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Neil Peart anyone?

HELL YES. I love Rush as a band, but Neil Peart is like god. Ever see this video?

Response to: What's the point of drugs? Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

Everybody has different reasons for taking drugs, whatever drug it may be. A lot are worse than others though. For instance, college kids across the country use Adderall (ADD medicine) to focus better in school and to get better grades. (and I'm not talking about people who are prescribed it) I'll be honest, I've done it for that reason and it really did help, then again I've also done my share of other crap. Morally, I guess it's still wrong because it's drug use, but ya know what people are always gonna make stupid mistakes and do what they want.

Would I ever encourage people to do any drug? No. But would I encourage people to make their own educated choices (whether it may be a "bad" or "good" decision)? Of course.

Drummers. Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

I've been playing the drums on and off for around 6 years now and I'm always looking for new videos to watch of really good drummers. Any other drummers here on NG? If there are, post your favorite drum video. I love watching them. Or if you play anything else, what is it? Ahh yes, I love talking about music.

Here's one of my recently favorited videos, watch the whole thing it's not long. This guy is incredible and if you appreciate music, you'll agree.

Tony Royster Jr.

Response to: Choices. Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

Now this is just me but I probably would l choose the perfect girl (which I already have though). I've always been a romantic. :P

Response to: Your username and google images. Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

I searched for "JoeNelly" and as I was scrolling through the pages I realized I'm on more of the internet than I thought. On the first page I found my actual picture (from my GameTrailers.com account), a picture of NG, and this picture I uploaded onto Ebaumsworld. But since it's pretty funny, I'll use it:

Your username and google images.

Response to: Things NG dosent know about you Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

I play the drums.

Response to: New Virus Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

People that make viruses are the scum of the earth, I wanna punch all of them directly in the throat and then inject them with AIDS.

Too harsh?

Response to: Voice acting. Posted March 24th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

My bad, I just found the thread I believe. Close this thread. Sorry about that.

Response to: Voice actor needed Posted March 24th, 2009 in Game Development

Hey man, I actually just made a post about how I'd like to voice act. Think I could give it a shot? PM me if you're interested.