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At 10/24/08 01:32 PM, CashClock wrote: Couple of girls in year 8, Videoed me taking a wizz outside the school with their mobiles and spread it round.

>:(

pfft.....girls -.-

*rolls eyes*

Dion

I'll keep saying this until someone takes some notice

Dion...(also my gfs name)

i don't like burger kings

is that a sin?.

tbh, i don't like macdonalds or kfc either :(
i like proper food -_-

At 10/23/08 02:47 PM, Netting wrote: Meh. Usually a t-shirt and panties, or silky boxers and t-shirt, or just panties.. Or just panties/silky boxers. I rarely sleep naked, due to beeing the uncomfyness of having cats sleeping in my bed sometimes. But i hate sleeping with more clothing then earlyer mentioned while sleeping, makes me feel choked. D:

why do cats sleep in your bed?
and silky boxers?....silky?.....cats?!

hey whats that noise?
you mean that noise coming from that thing that says 10....wait 9.....no 8......7?....6!.....oh shit.....

At 10/23/08 02:37 PM, wisemansson wrote:

Kinda like Schrodinger's Cat
Wow I am a nerd for knowing the cat aren't I?

too much stargate mate...
-__-

At 10/22/08 07:42 PM, TOEZ wrote: Watch, about half of the people here are going to say "in the nude".

i sleep in the nude, more space......-_-

i pick seven

At 10/23/08 02:37 PM, Slidy wrote: Yes, just no one hears it.

dats what i said! -__-

At 9/28/08 10:00 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: "I can finally get a fucking social life. :D"

agreed -__- meeoww :D

course it will make a sound, it's just that if noone is around they will not hear it

JoelB

At 10/23/08 02:32 PM, tails4president wrote: omg facepalm.

LOL!
ok how about this.....
i definitely wouldnt be pleased if i was a woman.....

oh and i think its mould, from lack of sex

meooow

At 6/25/08 02:52 AM, Solraczeravla wrote: I still can't get over the fact of that there exists a man with two penises.

thats nothing, i have one of the left, one in the middle, one on the right, and one on my head.

At 10/23/08 10:48 AM, ngfan14 wrote: Their age is more like 8-12.

no, thats just their mental age

At 10/23/08 11:38 AM, flashplayer5 wrote: Don't lose the handcuff keys.

this just made me laugh >.>

joel - i had no idea, but i searched on google XD and it said that its origin is biblical and it means "The Lord Is God"
that peed me off coz i am not religious in the slightest....

At 10/23/08 02:10 AM, Alastor wrote:

Yeah, I've only had sex with one Japanese girl and from what I saw, they're either ultra conservative or off the deep end.

am i the only one who isn't attracted to any form of asian girl?

At 10/20/08 03:31 PM, JoelB wrote: i love you too

have a new picture :D

which i forgot to post >.>

i love you too

have a new picture :D

not being cocky or anything, but i've been told im pretty damn good at sex, and well if my gf broke up with me coz of that id be....well.....pissed off.....it was probably the acid though dude......

At 10/20/08 03:09 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Definitely around spiders.

My GF's previous house was an old house and every week or so another one would pop up.
One night I saw something black running around and I snuck into my sportsbag. So gathering all my courage I approached my sportsbag and swiftly kicked it around so I could see it escape. My GF still thought I was a coward forapproaching it so cautiously. Well there was nothing in my bag. But I soon found the monster at the base of a wall. It was almost as big as my hand!
We had to call her sister who picked it up and disposed of it complaining why we bothered her for such a trivial task.

I felt like the biggest pussy ever.

I never do well with spiders, although I know they're practically harmless.

same here, i hate spiders they give me the creeps, its those long spindly hairy legs, i think.....theyre just horrible.....*shudders*
thankfully, never get them where i live

if i was stranded in russia, id get chuck norris to rescue me, coz i would not want be surrounded by people called vladimir and smirnoff
(\)_(^_^)_(/)

At 10/20/08 03:01 PM, JoelB wrote: Random Newgrounder: I've had sex!
Me: Thats a lie!
Random Newgrounder: I know :(

also:

it's funny coz its true :D

Random Newgrounder: I've had sex!
Me: Thats a lie!
Random Newgrounder: I know :(

At 10/20/08 12:38 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: i like the part where the truck exploded

i liked the part where he talked about his passwo........zzz

At 10/20/08 02:50 PM, NemoX wrote: that however would not be a "weird" thing to do, as pretty much everybody does that...that's how we ended overpopulated like we are now :P I meant unique things that are not so common

Being a NG user that is not a virgin is pretty unique if you ask me.....

although im not a virgin, and i know you aren't (wink wink)

At 10/20/08 02:46 PM, sirtom93 wrote: I want to burn down a building at least once, without getting caught.

one word.......S.C.H.O.O.L