I believe I have a virus, when booting up firefox I can use it for about 5 Mins before all hell breaks loose, webpages jumble, text on the computer disappears avg cant update all programs give error messages task manager only opens with ctrl alt esc any file download offline like housecall corrupts during installation and some off the white backgrounds go black. Upside is I believe I know where I picked up the virus , is there any way if I can test a website for viruses so I can find what and where this thing could be hiding so I can get rid of it. I'm on a ps3 right now and was trying to figure out what the problem was for a while now.

Using familywatchdog as a dating website, I mean come on these guys must be really horny and I really dig bad boys, So I check around my area. How I bag these rebel hotties is I put on my finest running shorts on and a nice wife beater soak it with some water, I then make a pass by their house to see if they're outside watering the grass or something.

If plan A fails and they arent outside I go to my car to get some lost dog posters I made 15 minutes prior and knock on the door and wait. When said door opens I observe the house from what I can see to make an accurate sexual orientation and If it strikes me as a gay or bi setting I immediate my ploy explaining about the dog blah blah. There are many other steps to this relationship strategy but to tired to list plan C and D. For the most part it works, I've gotten 4 dates this week and have been plowed by every last one of them

Does anyone else read this and laugh?

The site

Jesus Christ have you guys tried this gum yet? It's Fucking amazing. So check this shit out, not only does this shit got 5 different flavors of fruity juicy goodness, its got these fucking badass tattoo's. I fucking kid you not its probably the only thing that I have tasted that made me want rub that shit in and around my mouth.

If they made a zebra gum flavored condom I would turn gay just to get the taste of that condom in my mouth and ass

lol it would be better if everyone just followed the right religion, Catholicism. Think about everyone else sees is jealous of Catholics, thats why they target it and its worshipers so much. Atheists should be fed to rats.

That's borderline absurd!

pic related

star games

I say check thrift stores, I've picked up some shit there

Real rockers dress in drag bra. Thats the only way it should be

At 6/23/09 01:57 AM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Two Words: Iron Hampster. By the way, let him go anal on you, too. Have him make you suck his cock and shit on your chest and- My god, I really am fucked up.

been there done that, we've tried the boston pancake and hot carl

I was having an argument with my partner the other day where he said I didnt trust him enough. We bickered back and forth for awhile until he told me that I either do what he wants in bed or he's leaving. I've done plenty of things for him and we had such a great relationship until recently. I'm not exactly sure why he has made such a strange request and why there has been so much hostility lately but I'm not sure what to do.

His request is a strange and unnerving one which I feel like I'm being forced in to and I have no idea what to do. He told me that the next time we have sex he wants me to show that he love and trust him enough to let him handcuff me to the bed, insert a firecracker into my penis and light it. He told me that he would make sure the wick would be long enough to prevent any accidents yet cause an orgasmic adrenaline rush.

So guys what do I do? I'm really worried

7 lbs in 2 weeks is slow you fat shit

A suitcase full of pre cooked honey ham
A whore that can change into anybody at my command
and a house that can grow to be a normal sized house if I pour cum on it

milch und Käsescheide geht in den Schwanz.

Schlagen Sie Ihr Fleisch hat geschlagen Ihr Fleisch hat geschlagen Ihr Fleisch, das es gut für Sie ist

Yep thats it alright

At 6/19/09 07:30 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: If you could go back in time to your 10th birthday and tell yourself one thing what would it be?

If you seduce the neighbor enough he might make your pee pee happy and then you can black mail him for more toys! I would then bring my younger self to the door of the once unknown child molester of my old street and have some stories to tell later on.

Oh me

I followed a bully into the bathroom and pissed on his back and legs while he was using the urinal

They wouldnt cost as much

At 6/22/09 03:47 AM, photographer wrote:

no, i love newgrounds .
my old account just kept getting hacked. im making a new one.

seriously though man think about it, wouldnt you love to feast upon the sweet nectar of his meat flower? If you master the flavor tasting there you can move up to an orchid of cock

At 6/22/09 03:57 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Ayt, ayt, here's the deal. My brother has swine flu. As a tribute to school starting, we smoked a celebratory joint. Did I get swine flu from smoking that joint?

God I hope so

I hope he fucks you till you love him, only then will you know the true power of daddy cock and its strength.

Thats not music, thats just noise fucked into data waiting to rape your ears.

This alts ban was just lifted today

At 5/15/09 11:59 PM, thisisL wrote: You get boners over ugly girls?

Only when surrounded by them yes

I'm not sure what you would call it but has anyone else fallen victim to such a phenomenon.

See its basically this, you get into a room full of ugly bitches and immediately notice their hideousness. Some time goes by and you start wondering if you were to fuck one, which of the ugly bitches would it be. You notice how flat chested, obnoxious, overweight, frumpy, hairy, cross eyed, square jawed, and maybe odd smelling they are. You begin taking all those into consideration and begin making a mental list in your head right?. You begin pitching a tent as you begin to thinking about scenarios in which you were to fuck these ugly things. Its a terrible thing.

Anybody else experience this?

Rule of thumb, limit conversation between such beings

It was me

At 5/5/09 08:15 AM, REDSPADES wrote:

Tell her to get a fox suit, fucking skunks are unsexy.

I'm sure I could change your mind

Do guys know the tab for the assumption song?hhhhere

At 5/2/09 01:08 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

Did his mom tell you to say that? I bet she said he was special and unique too...

Two questions!

1.Who gave head to Jade first, you or rig?
2. Do you spit or swallow?

At 4/30/09 02:41 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I suggest you lay off mixing Sour Patch Kids, Redbull, and Mountain Dew for a while.

NO! I has founds zee cause of zee probrems! Zee consumptions of dos Bottles of zee apples juice and zee lukewarm sushis from zee vending machine has congealed me's a babys tapeworm!.

Nows thast Im's wits childs I will asks to be knowns as Miss. Baby's pictures wills be posteds later

well time to eat the heat and gulp gobble every word of it

I feels like I gots the swine flus I swears. My stomach Is making these strange sounds and the onlys things I could imagines making that sound would be a tapeworms the lengths of my arms and widths of my fists twisting arounds in my stomach. Fucking feels likes it too. It sounds likes a splashing sounds, like the ones fish make as they's slapping against the waters trying to shake off your fishings rods.

It's terribles just terribles

okey dokey

Nows that thats outtas the ways we can start the discussions.

How manys of you guys finds