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Author Search Results: 'jmson'

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Topic: eBaum might buy NG!

Posted: 12/08/05 06:25 PM

Forum: General

Tom will just refuse, get the hell over it.


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Topic: What Athf Member Are You?

Posted: 12/08/05 05:03 PM

Forum: General

You Are...
Meatwad!

Let's Jam! You don't really care about anything other than a good beat and having fun. Master Shake is really mean to you, but you don't let it bother you too much. You just want to make people happy!

right on! Thats definatley me.


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Topic: Your average BBS teen sex story.

Posted: 12/08/05 04:54 PM

Forum: General

Lol best story. WIN


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Topic: video game ideas

Posted: 12/08/05 04:48 PM

Forum: General

I am working on my own video game. But I'm not telling what it is about. OMFG EBAUMSWORLD


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Topic: I hate stupid fat girls.

Posted: 12/08/05 04:46 PM

Forum: General

Lol. Watch her get shot tomarrow.


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Topic: I dont give a damn.

Posted: 12/08/05 04:40 PM

Forum: General

Don't be sad. Only hardcore men cry.


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Topic: Sinister Sig Makers Reborn

Posted: 12/08/05 04:30 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I read that I need one hundred posts to request. So here I am, one hundred posts. And I would like a cool sig ^_^

Could my sig with a red stick guy (Thick, black outline) holding a gun. then have a blue stick guy charging at him. Red then shoots blue in the head, and he falls off the sig, then have it loop so it looks like he is killing a lot of blue guys. And then put my alias on it somewhere. Thank you.


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Topic: 2 shot. 1 stabbed!

Posted: 12/08/05 01:50 PM

Forum: General

That sucks. Do you live in the Ghetto?


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Topic: Any way you want it

Posted: 12/08/05 01:47 PM

Forum: General

OMFG pedo :O


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Topic: wtf happened to ozcar?

Posted: 12/08/05 01:44 PM

Forum: General

He is my official sex slave.


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Topic: My friend got busted

Posted: 12/08/05 01:42 PM

Forum: General

I wish I had your teacher!


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Topic: What if newgrounds was like a...

Posted: 12/08/05 01:39 PM

Forum: General

At 12/8/05 01:24 PM, jarrydn wrote: It's funny when a person calls other people n00bs, and they themselves haven't even been on newgrounds for a week :P

There is a difference between a n00b and a newb, n00b.


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Topic: whacko mom

Posted: 12/08/05 01:37 PM

Forum: General

Eww... I touched an ebaums link. my arrow key is now dirty.


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Topic: Broke my coccyx...

Posted: 12/08/05 01:34 PM

Forum: General

At 12/8/05 01:28 PM, KingBandit wrote:
At 12/8/05 08:35 AM, jmson wrote: I could barely breathe, because of this sharp pain in my ass.
HAHA.. that owns man.. V check the sig! V

You... Own man! :D


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Topic: What if newgrounds was like a...

Posted: 12/08/05 12:57 PM

Forum: General

At 12/8/05 12:52 PM, KingBandit wrote:
At 12/8/05 12:51 PM, jmson wrote: It would be all moldy, with little maggots crawling around the meat.
By maggots you mean n00bs, no?

Sure. Let me explain this better.

The maggots are BBS users. The tasty moldy meat is the BBS. There are the good maggots, such as you and I, who get a good helping of moldy taco meat, then there are the gay n00by maggots, who try and try to get some moldy meat and respect from other maggots, but are pushed out of the taco, as best as possible.

Then, some n00bies rebel, and attack are beloved moldy meat, such as the Barney Bunch.

Eventually, the Moldy taco is running swell with all the good little maggots.
you understand now, right?


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Topic: Bill Nye passed away last night.

Posted: 12/08/05 12:52 PM

Forum: General

At 12/8/05 12:49 PM, Chozz wrote: who is he?

i'm british

Bill Nye the Science Guy! WHEEEEEEEEWSH!

Eh, his show was corny.


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Topic: What if newgrounds was like a...

Posted: 12/08/05 12:51 PM

Forum: General

It would be all moldy, with little maggots crawling around the meat.


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Topic: I Cut Myself

Posted: 12/08/05 12:48 PM

Forum: General

At 12/8/05 11:31 AM, Yiffy wrote: Do me a favore....

call my mom.

adress: sesame street 13, usa, FU 133707

tell them to go into the paper office

im soo sorry<3

Lol. Emo myspace kid.


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Topic: Revolution not much better than GC?

Posted: 12/08/05 12:46 PM

Forum: General

I really want the revolution, because I really like nintendo, though.


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Topic: Did I just get Conned?

Posted: 12/08/05 12:44 PM

Forum: General

Well, yeah. I wouldn't send the money in. Looks like a total scam.


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Topic: My smoking habbit

Posted: 12/08/05 12:34 PM

Forum: General

At 12/8/05 12:16 PM, -meh-rychristmas wrote: smoking makes your e-penor shrink

edited for the win.


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Topic: I will define you by your profile

Posted: 12/08/05 12:30 PM

Forum: General

jmson
startling transformations

True dat.


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Topic: Sex.

Posted: 12/08/05 12:24 PM

Forum: General

Well, yeah sex is good. But I find it suitable only if you are married.


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Topic: Ya Know What He Did???

Posted: 12/08/05 12:21 PM

Forum: General

At 12/8/05 12:19 PM, KingBandit wrote:
At 12/8/05 10:13 AM, jmson wrote: Well do ya?
Is it the fact that he is black? and this is kinda racist maybe?

I don't really think it is racist, I if it was a little white kid I would laugh about the same.


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Topic: Ya Know What He Did???

Posted: 12/08/05 12:15 PM

Forum: General

At 12/8/05 12:13 PM, -meh-rychristmas wrote: that isn't funny.

Some people found it amusing


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Topic: Ya Know What He Did???

Posted: 12/08/05 12:10 PM

Forum: General

At 12/8/05 11:50 AM, Holo-Alf wrote: Couldn't understand a woed that kid was saying. Is it an ad for a speech doctor? He just mumbled for a few minutes then said "he kicked him in the penis!" Bizarre..

No its a commercial for Blue Cross, Blue Sheild. He was young, and the mumbling was supposed to look like he is cute. Until he said penis lawl.


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Topic: Ya Know What He Did???

Posted: 12/08/05 11:00 AM

Forum: General

At 12/8/05 10:14 AM, Marine237 wrote: Sheeeeet.

That was indeed the sheeeeet.


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Topic: I Cut Myself

Posted: 12/08/05 10:33 AM

Forum: General

Whoa! That paper sure looked dangerous! Did you run your hardcore cut under cold water, or just put a bandaid on it?


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Topic: Ya Know What He Did???

Posted: 12/08/05 10:13 AM

Forum: General


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Topic: Broke my coccyx...

Posted: 12/08/05 10:11 AM

Forum: General

At 12/8/05 09:47 AM, -Cathal- wrote: Ahh, fuck, that must hurt like hell when you try to sit down!

Yeah, it does. I'm laying down as we speak. Also, It it hurts to take a crap.

My sympathy goes out to you.

Thank you!

I`m lucky never to have broken a bone, especially my coccxyx!

Yes you are, it hurts like hell.


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