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Response to: The 10 Commandments Posted May 23rd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/23/04 03:26 PM, Izuamoto wrote: that wasn't fair. you can't win an arguement by spraying them with gay-b-gone, can you?

No, but I just don't see the point in debating two pieces of stone that are of questionable existance, much less rewriting them for comic value. Carlin did it the best, and no one will top it.

Response to: The Massachusetts Precedent Posted May 23rd, 2004 in Politics

If people are interested in protecting the institution of marriage, why don't we work on all of those adulterous or abusive husbands, or those on their third or fourth marriage, or those who are never home to care for their children?

No. That would point the finger back at us, and, being American, we despise having that finger pointed at us. We'd prefer to have it on the group that doesn't actually have the right to marriage, yet is somehow obligated to justify themselves. We pile on reasons - they can't reproduce, they defy the bible - anything to keep that light off ourselves. We convince ourselves that these animals would just divorce, or turn children homosexual, anything to keep us from acknowledging that they are NO DIFFERENT THAN WE ARE.

Jesus Christ, it's not that hard to realize!

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted May 23rd, 2004 in Politics

I feel much better knowing I have my goatse back.

Response to: The 10 Commandments Posted May 23rd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/23/04 03:17 PM, Izuamoto wrote: but what do i ever know, right?

*sprays some gay-b-gon*

Sometimes I question you.

Response to: Gay marriage. Posted May 23rd, 2004 in Politics

This is why I like the idea of civil unions - the word "marriage" doesn't enter into it, and perhaps we could expand civil union to encompass all of the legal rights and protections of marriage. It's simply a name game - no one seems to care (Vermont) if they're all getting together under civil union, but if you slap "marriage" on the damn thing, people start to think of churches, Jesus, and George W. Bush. Each side must bend a little bit to get this pushed through in a way that will make every side happy.

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted May 23rd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/23/04 03:41 AM, T_Money_revenge wrote: no not by myself, for example the palenstine people are fighting the illuminati (zionist faction)

I knew it was the fault of the Jews, just like everything in history.

Response to: The Massachusetts Precedent Posted May 23rd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/23/04 04:24 AM, spanishfli wrote:
At 5/21/04 11:48 PM, T_Money_revenge wrote: according to psycologists homosexuals have many mental problems. they used to believe that homosexuality was a mental problem, but now it is know that homosexuals have other mental problems and those problems may result in them being gay.
Exactly.

Funny, I've never seen ANY proof of gays having mental disorders.

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted May 23rd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/23/04 12:33 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:
At 5/23/04 12:07 AM, FatherVenom wrote: We have another mod. Anyone know anything about NegativeONE?
I remember that name. Is it an old mod, with a changed name?

I'm still waiting to be tapped for this fun game.

Response to: The Stem of Progress Posted May 23rd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/22/04 06:11 PM, D_R_P wrote:
At 5/22/04 12:06 PM, Intalekshual wrote: Interesting side not: How gross would it be to go dumpster diving, find a biomedical waste container, pop it open, and find a fetus?
That would be extremely gross, but how stupid would it be to pop open a biomedical waste container not knowing what was inside?

DRP wins this one.

Response to: Bearing the Cross of Free Speech Posted May 23rd, 2004 in Politics

George Bush is our overlord.

Response to: The Massachusetts Precedent Posted May 23rd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/22/04 06:37 PM, NoHitHair wrote:
Really. That's interesting. I could've sworn that civil unions allowed for civil spouses to see one another in the hospital. Hm.

Marriage by any other name...

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted May 23rd, 2004 in Politics

It's said that I'm a 17 year old guy and I've never drank anything but occasional wine.

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted May 22nd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/22/04 04:35 PM, FatherVenom wrote:
At 5/22/04 03:50 PM, MasterGooie wrote: does anyone know the history behind alcohol proof? What's the point? 30% alcohol=60 proof. If you're drunk, you really don't want to do math.
200 proof = 100% alcohol

Death in a bottle. woot.

Response to: The Massachusetts Precedent Posted May 22nd, 2004 in Politics

You must have at least this many years of oppression before we'll care about your civil rights: ______

I propose putting that sign outside the White House

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted May 22nd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/22/04 02:00 AM, RedSkvnk wrote: I was going to post something, but then I left the window open for half an hour. uhh

Ah-NOLD!

Response to: Bearing the Cross of Free Speech Posted May 22nd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/22/04 03:54 PM, MasterGooie wrote:
At 5/22/04 03:51 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: George Bush can't handle pretzels, he sure couldn't handle the glorious revolution.
holla back, J-Unit!

Don't call me that ever again.

Response to: Gay-B-Gon by JMHX Posted May 22nd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/22/04 11:00 AM, Gobo718 wrote: What about the homosexuals who go to "Gay Rodeos" and go "2-Stepping" in their pink cowboy hats, shit-kickers and spurs, promenading to Billy Ray Cyrus classics? What would you give to take care of these monstrosities?

Oh man, Billy Ray Cyrus.

Response to: The Stem of Progress Posted May 22nd, 2004 in Politics

The problem with Bush's move is that ethics can be debated for centuries. He's just postponing it.

Response to: Bearing the Cross of Free Speech Posted May 22nd, 2004 in Politics

George Bush can't handle pretzels, he sure couldn't handle the glorious revolution.

Response to: Let the infighting begin! Posted May 22nd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/22/04 12:01 AM, T_Money_revenge wrote: do you people understand? it does not matter who wins this election. kerry and bush are both members of skull and bones which is american illuminati group. so either way the illuminati will win. they are playing you guys and it is so easy for them!!!!!

You're kind of creepy, kid.

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted May 22nd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/22/04 12:05 AM, CrassClock wrote: Poppers Hard Ice (a vodka-based citrus drink, 7% alcohol)

I'm a cheap drunk so it''ll only take me 4 bottles to get wasted, or "pissed" as the Birstish say.

The Birstish of Gate Ritbrin?

Response to: The Massachusetts Precedent Posted May 22nd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/21/04 11:38 PM, Freakapotimus wrote:
At 5/21/04 11:14 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: You never write, never call, it's like I'm out of your life. Is there someone else?
My (almost) husband? OMG 2 DAYS!

woot to that!

Response to: Bearing the Cross of Free Speech Posted May 22nd, 2004 in Politics

...Skull and Bones is just a club for rich kids from Yale who want to mingle and bask in each other's superiority...

Sorry to burst your conspiracy bubble.

Response to: The Stem of Progress Posted May 22nd, 2004 in Politics

At 5/22/04 12:28 AM, D_R_P wrote:
At 5/21/04 11:38 PM, Jlop985 wrote: The idea of 'fetus farms' is very disturbing. As long as abortion is legal, those embryos should be going to research facilities, not medical waste bins.

Fetus Farms seems a bit Orwellian, but I agree with your view.

Response to: Gay-B-Gon by JMHX Posted May 21st, 2004 in Politics

His shirt says buff but his eyes say come on over.

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted May 21st, 2004 in Politics

Gay-B-Gon is quality.

Response to: The Massachusetts Precedent Posted May 21st, 2004 in Politics

At 5/21/04 11:05 PM, Freakapotimus wrote:
At 5/20/04 09:33 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Freak, you state the point eloquently. Well done.
Thank you, I try. :)

I don't for the life of me know when I reverted from Andrea to Freak. Maybe it's because you're never around. You never write, never call, it's like I'm out of your life. Is there someone else?

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted May 21st, 2004 in Politics

We've officially hit the limit for same-sex marriage topics.

The Stem of Progress Posted May 21st, 2004 in Politics

Taken from my latest Useless Knowledge column.

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I often find myself wondering about the specifics of stem-cell research, and on the news that Britain would be launching its first major stem-cell laboratory; I had to finally sort out my exact opinions on the subject. Briefly I was engaged in discussion over stem-cell and cloning when President Bush made his anti-cloning statements early in his term, but cloning has never been my interest. It all seems too distant.

Stem-cells, on the other hand, have the potential to serve a very important and beneficial role in society. Their versatile characteristics make for nearly limitless possibilities – everything from kidneys for those in need to skin grafts without the tearing.

The main opponents to stem-cell research in the United States come in the form of religious right-wingers, as has always been the case in most issues involving science.

We remember the Scopes Trial, where the religious right moved to block evolution from schools and were made fools of in court.

We remember Roe v Wade, when the Supreme Court made its landmark decision that medical abortion procedures should be legal in all states – flying in the face of what the religious right had been lobbying for.

Now we stand ready for yet another fight against the religious extremists of the right. This one does not simply unfold within the boundaries of the United States, but throughout the world.

Stem-cells provide important slates with which to virtually draw up any organ, any tissue that is needed. It has the potential to shrink hospital waiting lists for organs, lower the prices of transplant procedures, and provide needed organs and tissues to hospitals in other nations that previously had to do without.

We could, with worldwide support and funding for the stem-cell program, redraw the wheel as it stands in the medical profession. No longer would scientists have too few organs to study, too few tissues to mend those injured. We would very nearly have a bounty, for the first time in medical history, an organ donation bounty!

The religious fanatics of the right flock and picket because, to get the stem cells, to obtain these building blocks that would cure and help find cures for billions, we must remove them from fetuses.

Now, I’m respecting of the views of others, but when you are laying out the equation of one potential life as defined by the Supreme Court, one fetus to save millions of lives, it is the good of the whole that must prevail. How foolish we would be to sacrifice the good of billions, of very nearly all the world, because the skewing in the religious right declares we should not.

We must remember that there is an area of the world where religion has been granted carte blanche in drafting what is just and what is not. We call that area the Middle East, the Cradle of Terror, the focus of our President’s woes.

The religious right must know that they cannot prevent the easing of the ills of the world simply because they feel it is not right. An aborted fetus, instead of going to waste as the religious right prefers they do now, since they are unable to stop the abortion process itself, could go to infinite use for millions in need.

Stem-cells allow us to help our ailing brethren. What is more noble than that?

Response to: Bearing the Cross of Free Speech Posted May 21st, 2004 in Politics

Nixon tried using executive privilege and "national security" to hide his audio tapes on the Wategate break-in from Congress. He states some things on there, if heard, would jeopardize the security of the country.

That's overextending power.