8,352 Forum Posts by "JMHX"
At 8/23/08 09:13 PM, SmilezRoyale wrote:At 8/23/08 08:42 PM, JMHX wrote:How?At 8/23/08 06:56 PM, SmilezRoyale wrote: JMHX can you please explain to me how you feel about joe biden in lay man's terms.Joe Biden: Curing the cancer that is America's decline.
Through his unparalleled levels of experience.
At 8/23/08 06:56 PM, SmilezRoyale wrote: JMHX can you please explain to me how you feel about joe biden in lay man's terms.
Joe Biden: Curing the cancer that is America's decline.
As Gunter45 put it last night, if Joe Biden's sweat were collected and turned into a pill, you'd have the most potent concentrated America ever. Oh wait, they did that - it's called Viagra.
Seriously, look at this guy, he's ready to plow the scummy rectum of anti-Americanism every fucking day.
At 8/23/08 03:07 AM, hrb5711 wrote: Is this going to turn into Chuck Norris shit?
Like "The Boogey man checks his closet for Joe Biden everynight!"
Joe Biden is going to make sure you have no further complaints by intimidating you with his patriotic laser eyes.
Look at that shit, no tie, because the muscles in his neck are too fucking big from tearing off chunks of the Soviet Union in his 30 PLUS YEARS IN FOREIGN POLICY.
And just hold on to your nuts as all of our foreign policy problems are solved by this virile bastard.
He could cure that shit if he wanted, but he's too busy gearing up to solve the cancer of THIS NATION.
You hear that, slut monkeys? Joe Biden. PURE. FUCKING. AMERICAN.
Don't even deny your next Vice President. Middle-class guy from a middle-class family gets his law degree, works on the city council, then runs for U.S. Senate. Pure fucking Americana. Makes you cry red white and blue.
Joe Biden eats America for breakfast and shits out union jobs. How can you not vote for him? Hell, he's served in the Senate longer than McCain! The guy could probably bench-press that pockmarked old codger. You want Russia dealt with? Ol' Joe will strap on the boots and plow some rectum.
Just look at this picture, he's out there making points and using his sagely oldness to inform the youngins. Look at his pose, it says "Fuck, sure I'll be your Vice President, I'm the Michael Phelps of foreign policy. I've got nothing to do, except be uber-American. I will do you the HONOR of fixing this country."
God, Joe Biden, I'm stiff as a fucking plank of all-American timber Biden used to build his log fucking cabin.
I think more people would be interested in seeing me castrated than seeing me with a sex change, Funk.
Fuck if I know, this is the first I've been back in a long time, and even now only to see how much Newgrounds has declined.
Jimsween doesn't talk to me in over four years, then comes to me asking me to serve as a reference on his student loan.
Quality.
At 8/2/08 09:03 AM, lapis wrote:At 8/2/08 03:32 AM, JMHX wrote:Please don't go emo on us man, the world still needs your gospel of raging awesomeness.
heh
At 8/2/08 03:13 AM, drDAK wrote:At 8/2/08 02:56 AM, JMHX wrote: So....yeah.I like your thread.
Much like the rest of my life at this grim point, my best accomplishments were years ago.
Detached U.S. foreign leadership.
Dismal domestic situation.
Careless and wasteful spending.
Obama'08
Got the diploma, got the apartment, got the enduring sense of postcollegiate emptiness.
In light of the Fed cutting a quarter of a percent from the interest rates, I would be willing to bet that both oil and gold are going to increase drastically tomorrow afternoon.
At 3/15/08 11:30 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Wait, she has a myspace.
Does anyone have a link
It's that hard to use google?
At 3/15/08 03:09 AM, thedo12 wrote:
well people have the ability to change for example if america would to just dispear over night most of our tradeing would resume with asia
Except that 6 of the top 10 and 10 of the top 20 publicly traded companies in the world are American corporations.
Article 6
"No religious test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States"
Engel v. Vitale also.
March 14 (Bloomberg) -- Bear Stearns Cos. shares plummeted a record 53 percent after the New York Federal Reserve and JPMorgan Chase & Co. stepped in to rescue the fifth-largest U.S. securities firm with emergency funding.
After denying earlier this week that access to capital was at risk, Bear Stearns said today that its cash position had ``significantly deteriorated'' in the past 24 hours. The New York Fed agreed to provide financing through JPMorgan for up to 28 days, the bank said in a statement today.
The regulator stepped in to prevent the collapse of the second-biggest underwriter of U.S. mortgage bonds and forestall a potential market panic as losses by banks and brokers reached $195 billion and stocks plunged for a third day this week. JPMorgan, which has suffered fewer losses than rivals during the credit crisis, may end up owning all or part of Bear Stearns, analysts speculated.
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On the news, it's easy to look at the charts and see how the trading value of the dollar just collapses. Soon after word of Bear Stearns, the US Dollar slid below the Swiss Franc for the first time. Market gave up nearly 200 points on the news, another roller-coaster week for the Dow, and oil neared $112 on American financial instability fears.
Whoo!
I need to do my taxes.
I agree - there's just no getting Americans or any modernized people to think ahead by appealing to the abstract. They have to feel the pinch.
She is a PERFORMER.
Untapped supply is indeed a problem.
