Yes, folks, that's right! This is the FINAL BATTLE! Tickets are one post per person and I am inviting the challengers as we speak. This epic rivalry will end with this one last duel of the ages...

FINISH HIM!!!

Mother fuckin death.

He kills everyone in existence and never dies.

EPIC.

*looks around for mods* hmm, I guess this topic doesn't break any rules.

Fuck you.

At 11/16/09 09:15 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: Since I'm a highschool graduate, I can be a substitute teacher! Please hire me.

*hires* Pick a class.

At 11/16/09 09:04 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: I guess I'll teach Home Economics

Ok then.

Math: JmdMagic

Home Ec.:Magical-Zorse

At 11/16/09 08:52 PM, Ryanl337 wrote: I think he wants to play school. Teacher can I use the bathroom?

I need to go potty.

*gives hall pass* You have 40 seconds and 5 milliseconds. RUN RUN RUN!

(And you have to sign up for the class)

You take a class, go to class, lunch, such and such, and you're supposed to make it funny. Also, I'm the teacher of Math Class.

Principal: Tom
AP/Discipline: Wade

Math: JMDmagic
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*points at VG forum* Lookie, noob.

Everyone pick a class! There are 10 spaces in each class.

Format:

Subject: Teacher
Student
Student
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Principal is Tom and any Mod can be a teacher. Good luck everybody!
AND MAKE IT LULZY!!

At 11/15/09 05:31 AM, shackles1 wrote: What is a "best bro"? Are you saying you appreciate your other brother or brothers less?

And people who say "fail" in real life are retarded.

No, you're retarded.

At 11/4/09 02:52 PM, 372 wrote:

At 11/4/09 02:05 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: You had one of these as a kid, and you loved it.

Ihad...thesaeexactone

It's called the Space Button.

On topic, i had a smaller Pokemon throw pillow. I still have it around here somewhere...

At 10/30/09 06:07 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: Pokemon is for fags. Digimon kicks it's ass easily without fail.

I heard that, man! LET'S KICK IT UP! (cookie to anyone who gets the reference)

You see, there's something I've noticed.

Be a racist to anyone but a white person, and they say "Racist!" and you get in trouble
Be mean to anyone but a white person, and they say "Racist!" and you get in trouble.

Be mean OR racist to a white person, and apparently, you're not a racist.

W
T
F.

He didn't let Charizard go, it's just training at the Charific Valley.

OK, Newgrounds...There are two girls I really like. I asked one out and haven't gotten an answer yet, and there's another girl I make out with every 5 seconds, but we haven't said we're going out. I really like both of them, and I don't know what to do!

Help me, NG!

At 8/9/09 04:27 PM, gothicawolf wrote: how about, fake legless jellyfish slug which cums and explodes when japanese peopele feed it coka cola

Make it Cock-a Cola and we can call it Wadolf.

I guess there's a reason the OP is level one.

He's a fucking idiot.

I love Michigan, it is one of my favorite cities in all the world and I've traveled around. But Tiger fans are Assholes. I'm from Chicago and whenever I am in Mich-town and I meet a Tiger fan they try to brag their precious tigers (and given how much the tigers sucked for most of my life it is still a funny subject). Mets fans complement me, because they know what it is like to root for a franchise that will always perform.

I sleep in my undiewears.

Every night.

At 8/4/09 11:15 PM, HandsomePete wrote: Who the fuck breaks into their old grade school?

Uhhh...yeah...like...that's stupid. Wtf is wrong with them....
(embarassed ftw)

I have X23's claws, you scissoring whore.

...I guess I might be able to kill a deer or the like?

Breaking my arm when I was 4...

at my babysitters house.

Irony ftl.

When I red the topic, i thought it said condom.

Yeah, the ANIME came out it 97.

The pocket pets came out in 94.

Dumbass.

At 7/30/09 11:27 PM, ToxicYell wrote:

At 7/30/09 11:11 PM, RazorTimeLordPenguin wrote: I'd rather get a digimon. Simply because I wouldn't need to keep them in my balls and because they digivolve to epic fighters.

Pfft...Digimon are kinda gay xD
All their names end in "mon"
And everyone who's sane knows that they ARE a rip off of Pokemon.
Just add digi to half the shit from Pokemon and BOOM!
Digimon =]
I don't hate you for the opinion though.

Ignorance must be so bliss. You idiots are all the same.

I'll cut it quick- the Digimon Pocket Pets(first things ever released) were made BEFORE Pokemon. So...rip off? Nice try.

What would it be called, and what would the motto be? (feel free to change the site's focus as well)

Mine would be:
Porn Site-
NUDEGROUNDS:
Everything By Horny Perverts.

Now you try!

I haven't been kissed...

inb4fuckhercorpse

I just found a new kind of troll.

It's the kind that says "oh look an 06er nerd, haha, us 08s are better".