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Why no way? heh.... so no takers then?

I'm looking for 1 or 2 people to do a few flashes with. Here's a few of my recent things(my old stuff sucked):

NES Dreams

REBOOT

REBOOT: Part 2

Evil Potato Chip!!!! (Made this in 1 hour)

Most of the stuff besides these suck because I really just didn't take it seriously, that was in the past! I'm looking for someone to collab with every once in a while...

I've never really asked anyone to collab before so I'm sorry if this whole post is retarded :-D

Well, IM me on Aim if you're interested, also, you have to have some sort of sample for me to look at.

Thanks!

Aim: Sonofbiznit

Vin Diesel beat-up a group of 25 hate group members with only his left nipple.

Anyone had sex with a really fat girl? I mean really fat...like I had sex with this girl and she was like thre hundred pounds, I was so fucking wasted though. It was so fucking INTENSE. She started shaking when she was about to come and I swear to you, the room was shaking. She screamed like I'd never heard before when she finished. *shudder*

So?

Most have passed judgement, I'll be the first to admit alot of my earlier things were crap. It just seems like these days if you don't have a fucking clock, some videogame sprites, a hentai chick, or a crazy kung-fu stick man, then you're pretty much screwed.

I'm sure they're funny to someone who is not a bastard.

ha.. I'm just kidding, sorry you didn't like it.

Also, is there a way to deleted movies? There are a few I want to get rid of....but there's no way to get rid of them, some crappy first attempts.

Personally I'd like to know why NG dislikes me so much, I been here for many years and yet my movies still don't do well...they don't suck either.... I sweeeaaarrrr. Seriously. Here's the last one I did.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/157454

That took me quite a while to do, it does not suck and yet movies that do suck have higher grades. Does anyone else get frustrated with how the NG viewers grade stuff?

Jesus, donkey punch.

No he's just really overrated.

I think you smell wicked good.

The fact that this is even being debated is absurd. America is the land of the free, it's our fucking motto. Yes, that comes with certain restrictions, you can't do anything you want if it hurts someone. Gay marriage hurts no one, cept for maybe the bottom in the marriage, heh heh... anyway.... Religion is a complete joke. The bible is also a joke, you can't compare it to today and today's standards even if you are a believer. The bible was created before there was electricity, before there was television, before there was massive means of communication. In the times the bible was written people still believed in ghosts and monsters.

I don't know, I think I went off on a tangent somewhere, I tend to do that. But I say fuck Bush for doing what he's trying to do to gays, fucking asshole. You can't stop a certain group of people from marrying just because you feel it's wrong. He fucked up the war in Iraq and he's fucking up the country. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Done now.

Hey, thanks man, that's a great thing to hear. :)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/157454

Am I not a NG favorite? I have like a billion movies on here.

At 6/3/02 06:11 PM, oSCARFACEo wrote:

At 6/2/02 06:15 PM, Recoil wrote:

If God told you to detest black people, would you do that too? Look, I could write a big-ass book and call it the bible too and turn people into horrible gay bashers... but I won't, because unlike you I have these two little things called respect and moral. Isn't that what God teaches you to have, respect and moral? Hmm... could your almighty God be a hypocrite perhaps?

....that makes no sense at all man, think before u speak, this has NOTHING to do with race at all, if God made one race of people and he didnt make all the others and he hated them.... dont u think that wouldent make any sense?????

this statement does not detest gays, or tell you to hate them, u can be as gay as u want... but the ACT of having sex with another man is detestable. not the feeling of being gay.... think before you speak buddy

If "god" doesn't like gay people then why are they around...wouldn't he do something like not create them in the first place...since he's all knowing. You religious people need to use common sense.

At 6/1/02 11:23 PM, zimzap wrote:

At 6/1/02 10:30 PM, JMartin97 wrote:

At 6/1/02 08:59 AM, Recoil wrote:

If you guys can't deal with gay banners don't come to the site, truth is, probably around 10% of the people visiting this site are gay. So fucking deal with it.

Wow 10%! So we should have stuff for the minortiy?

Now I don't truely hate gays but I really dont like them. Face it most of the people in the US anyway dont like gays. So how is being shown on a gay show going to help NG? Its just going to hurt. Gay shows like that shouldnt even be on tv.

Why should they not be on TV? What do you care if you don't watch? People who write stuff like this obviously need to get out more.

At 6/1/02 08:59 AM, Recoil wrote: I must say, after reading some of the responses I was disgusted by the homophobic stuff some people said. What the fuck are you talking about, you can't sue the show for that reason! They would reject the lawsuit faster than you can say "queer" (hehe).

And I haven't seen any gay ads here, is an ad gay just because it has a man in it? You're forgetting that Newgrounds has plenty of female visitors here and all they get to see here is tons and tons of pictures of nude women. In other words, no fun for women.

Tom, don't listen to these jerks. This sort of thing should be encouraged! I don't think you, Wade or anyone else that works on Newgrounds is gay just because there are ads showing men half naked.

Yeah I totally agree, and being a "homosexual fudge-packing queer" person myself it's pretty damn offensive. If you guys can't deal with gay banners don't come to the site, truth is, probably around 10% of the people visiting this site are gay. So fucking deal with it.

If any of you had actually watched the show maybe you wouldn't complain like this cause you'd realize not all gay people are huge perverts. The only reason you guys said to sue it was because it was a gay show. Fuck you homophobic cunts.

*G'day*

I posted that vulgar subject to get attention..I'm starting a new site and I want a decent message board...message boards need people. SO I need people on it. Goto http://www.snowspot.net and goto forum to post stuff. I did the bacon movies...hate me.

At 8/18/01 09:23 PM, JMartin97 wrote: I need an artist. I'm making a movie, I got a script and it is good. If you want to help please e-mail me. I made the Bacon cartoons...for some reason.

Well jesus u guys could at least respond

I need an artist. I'm making a movie, I got a script and it is good. If you want to help please e-mail me. I made the Bacon cartoons...for some reason.

At 6/11/01 03:19 PM, Jonny_Alpha wrote:

At 6/11/01 03:08 PM, JMartin97 wrote:

Christ what's wrong with you people, I express my opinion and you all get defensive. It's not me..you guys make the portal suck. NG has sold out and I'm sorry if you don't think that but it's true. Yes, I'm going to complain about that banners when it distracts from the main site. Yes my comp does freeze for a short time when I get on the site, but so does my friends' that has a 700mhz. Instead of using this message board to express Idea's its just used to bash people with different opinions then your own, when most of you are just 12 year olds who think your big cause you can use the word "fuck" in a sentence.

If you don't like NG, ask for a refund...oh, hang on, there isn't a fee.
People on here did show an opinion. The opinion was if you don't like coming here, stop it. You are the one who got upset when people showed their opinions.
Oh, and I'm 20 and rarely use the word "fuck" on the BBS for reasons other than illustrating a point.

Easy E Nervend (Bloke at the bottom) says : However, I love using it. So go and fucking fuck your-fucking-self you fucking fucker. Go on, fuck off. And don't fucking bother coming fucking back. You fucking fuck. Oh, and just for you, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck.

Well, ok then, I don't come here much anyway, I just thought some things should be improved. I would like to actually discuss this with someone intelligent but I guess I can't.

At 6/10/01 06:11 PM, TheSalsaShark wrote:

At 6/10/01 02:32 PM, liljim wrote:

At 6/9/01 11:27 PM, JMartin97 wrote: Now it's just millions of banners that fuck up my comp and crappy portal entries.

You mean like the two that pop up on your site's main page (which contains just this: "CatatonicNET is Down for Remodeling.
Come Again Soon. In the mean time, post on the BBS.")?

Why do you still have catatonicNET listed for your site? Anyway, I should really put up a redirect link. Here's teh real site, we get no hits ever, it demotivates me. catatonicNET
Kick it Quincy!!

Christ what's wrong with you people, I express my opinion and you all get defensive. It's not me..you guys make the portal suck. NG has sold out and I'm sorry if you don't think that but it's true. Yes, I'm going to complain about that banners when it distracts from the main site. Yes my comp does freeze for a short time when I get on the site, but so does my friends' that has a 700mhz. Instead of using this message board to express Idea's its just used to bash people with different opinions then your own, when most of you are just 12 year olds who think your big cause you can use the word "fuck" in a sentence.

Ya know it's funny u guys get defensive about this when I bring it up. But you guys don't deny any of it. Would I start my own portal? I'm saying it needs improvements not a new one all together

What happened to this place? It used to be fun to cruise the portal and find some fun movies to watch. Now it's just millions of banners that fuck up my comp and crappy portal entries.
Tom needs to find mods for the portal. It shouldn't take up to 100 votes for a movie to be voted off. They should also look at the damn guidelines. It says not overly pornagraphic, half of the movies on NG ARE!. And what happened to the top 100, What is this Britney Spears crap. It's shit!
Another thing, Is why is there so many commercial site submitting now and beating the people who aren't in it to make money? I wouldn't mind if they were at least deleted but some of these movies are the highest on NG.
At last, The Fucking Banners, I understand ur money problems but you don't need this many,Tom, ur turning NG into a warez site. If you want to make it so there is less space take up then just delete the shitty movies in the portal.
I know alot of people that don't come to NG now cause of those reasons. I think Tom should consider fixing them...

U aren't running circles around big business when you have ads for them