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Adolf.

You're fooling no one with that wig mr.

Nice ass.

First gen ipod nano, still in my opinion the best ipod ever made.

4 gb, i still need to upgrade, getting an 80 gb one soon, i will miss this one :(

At 1/17/09 06:39 PM, dididu915 wrote:

At 1/17/09 06:11 PM, jjrmet wrote: but I want too, but as it says above, I don't know how. By the way thanks for any help you give me NewGrounds.

Being romantic helps if you really want to prove your love for her. But, dude, you're 14, there's no need to commit yourself to anything yet, but still, do what you feel is right, not what others think.

Sorry if I said something that offended you

Yea, I'm 14, so what?, it annoys me just because your not over the age of 18, everyone supposedly thinks that every relationship you have will not last over a couple of months, I see her every day, when I'm not with her, I'm on the phone with her, if I have no phone, I'm on msn, and so forth, this is the one for me, lol, anyway, I just need advice on how to be more romantic.

I use Metcalfe because my surname is Metcalf.

Ok, here we go, I have been in a relationship with my Girlfriend for about 5 months, it has been going amazingly, but she asked me to prove my love for her, we're not going to have sex, because we're only 14 and we're not ready, now I think she's upset with me because I said I don't know how to prove my love for her, I'll post what I wrote to her,

"tbh im not very romantic, but i love you and will always love you, even if anything happened to our relationship(touch wood) i would still have huge feelings for you, i always want to be with you, and well, i love you"

Then she continued to talk about how she loved me too, then I went on,

"its not that i dont want to prove my love, its just i dont know how, i love you, like more than anything, but we cant just go out for a picnic in the sunset can we?, sorry bout me goin on, John Lennon is in my ears."

Then she said I was "takin the mick" and I pleaded that I wasn't, anyway, we are now like all lovey dovey again and she says I don't need to prove anything,

but I want too, but as it says above, I don't know how. By the way thanks for any help you give me NewGrounds.

Let them fuck then have Kittehs!!

It annoys me when people just put British, the Welsh and Liverpudlian accent sound nothing alike, to me its the Manchester or Newcastle accent.

Do your homework properly and stop crying.

Old news.

Happy 2009 everyone, almost school again :(

What would happen if the human race demised and you were the only one left?, what if one day the planet did die? What would happen then?

The Courteeners, if you like Oasis, you will love these.

At 1/2/09 09:43 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 1/2/09 09:41 PM, Phobotech wrote:
Therefore, I will never be bored.

Edit: I realize I'd probably BECOME bored with things during an eternal lifetime...what I meant to say is I'd never have NOTHING to do.

Plus you'd get to play every Halo spin off seeing as they are never going to end.

At 1/2/09 09:22 PM, zrick wrote: Maybe, I don't really wanna know...

..that you've got ingros?

At 1/2/09 08:29 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

At 1/2/09 08:20 PM, jjrmet wrote: she jacked me off on New years eve, I asked if I could return the favour jokingly.

Age:14

Yeah...sure she did.
That's either a lie..or pathetically creepy and she's a dirty whore with no morals.

Lol, why is it that anyone under the age of 20 can't have a sexual fling without it being completely untrue.

And why the hell do they ask what you mean, when they already know what you mean, I just asked her, "do you ever, you know?" when we on the subject of it and she pretends she doesn't know what im on about, just so I say it, for complete embarisment.

At 1/2/09 08:21 PM, Kronkus wrote: No, Women never masturbate. Ever.

fucking retard

I mean regularly, life isn't just like pornos.

I was wondering, because every normal male masturbates at least 2 times a week or more :), but is it the same for girls, mainly because when I was talking to my girlfriend before, we were talking about sex because she jacked me off on New years eve, I asked if I could return the favour jokingly, and she said she is not into that sort of thing, help me?

At 1/2/09 02:56 AM, MichaelHurst wrote: Adobe Flash

This is what 99% of the people on this site use. Sign up for an account and download the 30 day free trial.

What do the other 1% use?

At 1/1/09 05:56 PM, wildface098 wrote: Besides one more thing, don't you think San Andreas stories would've come out after Vice city Stories, I mean look at the official website here see the stories was just a point in time to make sure that people got VC and 3. if there was a san andreas stories it would've came out after Vice City Stories.

Why are you so bothered?

At 1/1/09 05:10 PM, K111 wrote: i have played dead rising and i enjoyed it, i just have a few questions

1. who in the hell let those convicts escape, my god.

The zombies.

2.why is there a friggin time limit

Finish it and you unlock infinite mode, stop whining, i think its a good thing.

3.how many bosses are there (when i think i defeated them all, another one shows up)

11.
Brock Mason, tank driver.
Carlito, you fight him twice
Cletus, in the gun store
The convicts
Adam, the crazy clown
Steven chapman, the sore manager with the shopping trolly
Cliff hudson, in crislips home saloon
The raincoat cult
Jo slade, the freaky lesbian crazy cop
Isabella, when you fight her on the bike
The hall family, snipers in the entrance plaza
Sean Keanan, the cult leader, you fight him in the theatre
Paul carson, the pyro in casual gals.
Kent swanson, the photographer
Larry Chiang, the fat butcher, in the tunnel.

4.why doesn't the janitor ever talk, i mean he doesn't have a voice or something, what up wit dat

Capcom are to good for speech.

please tell me

Slipknot even though i'm Alternative and Indie, soo, yea

One of your resolutions is to finnaly release the Newgrounds chat, mine is to spend more time on here and with my girlfreind.

Level means nothing, think about HAYF and wwwyzzerdd the are both level 2 but great posters and extremely funny.

My mum is a Teacher for mentally challenged kids(crap pay)
My Dad is a Technician/Mechanic for Citroen, and he has been for years(he gets about £17 an hour and works 9 hours a day, 6 days a week, so he earns loads for us).

At 12/31/08 11:30 AM, jjrmet wrote:

At 12/31/08 11:27 AM, mickmcq wrote: why isnt anybody replying

Because its in the wrong forum and nobody likes you.

Shoot me, but still nobody likes you.

At 12/31/08 11:27 AM, mickmcq wrote: why isnt anybody replying

Because its in the wrong forum and nobody likes you.

At 12/31/08 10:45 AM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 12/31/08 10:44 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Or because it's only 10:45 EST?

No no, that's far too simple. It must be some sort of conspiracy plot.

oh here we go again, ill get my sniper rifle.