theres always pigsy.
a fat naked guy wearing a pigs head as a mask and armed with a chainsaw. scared the shit out of me.
nsfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vODUsoPtM 2M&feature=related

I doubt that 4 cigs a week will kill you. the problem is that you might get addicted and start smoking more often.

At 7/21/08 04:04 AM, NemoX wrote:

At 7/21/08 03:53 AM, Conker125 wrote:

now, if I could tell you were just joking, I wouldn't mind. I don't mind prank calls, so long as they are funny. Sad truth is, they no longer are, people have no imagination anymore :(

Way to true. I work at a papa johns and for the last SIX months we have been getting a prank caller who just calls us and calls up another papa johns and three way calls it(thats all). at the most It just waste thirty seconds of my day and annoys me.

is it under some kind of warrenty????
if not take it to a tech store and see if they can fix it. the only problem is that it can be hard to say how much it will cost to fix it. have some money ready since depending on who you are taking it to you might be charged just to get a diagnosis of the problem and its not cheap to repair a computer. how much did the computer cost?

Chris Farley, he kicked ass and no one can replace him.

its only a thirty day free trial but it's fun to use and easy
http://www.fpscreator.com/

krotchy from postal 2
he is a guy in a nutsack shaped suit, talks with a getto accent and shoots at you with a rocket launcher.
nsfw but funny as hell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1DAab6ug NI

At 7/6/08 05:47 PM, The-Hitman wrote:

Agent Smith - Hitman Series (Seriously, quit getting caught. I'm tired of saving your ass!)

lol way too true

One thing you need to know about LA before you go there is THE TRAFFIC SUCKS. dont get caught in rush hour.

well sorry. I guess It's time for your cat to go. my cats both had there kidneys fail when they got old. just try to keep them comfertable. I don't think it would be a bad idea to explain the symptoms to a vet. ( I think it might be more accurate than the internet.)
how old is your cat?

say your car broke down and you need .25 cents to call a tow truck and then change your story to something involving you kids and you need 2 dollars. that's what all the homeless people do where i'm from and I haven't seen any of them get in trouble.

and there's also hobovertising( that has actually happened in real life )

It says no contract so Im a tad bit skeptical about how well the service is. But I will take anything over the Iphone(I have had bad experiences with apple)

it really depends, spencers gifts is more for that (im fucked up on at least 3 different drugs and enjoy useless weird shit that glows) kind of guy. I like cheap low quality shit that I wont care about if I break so I go to wall mart.

I loved jagged alliance 2

so people pay less attention to important aspects of the show. like weather or not the series went downhill and totaly sucks.

cyrogenchaos
poxpower
brick top
ijustowndu
theblackdahliamurderer
I doubt I spelled all those right. so sorry in advance if you care

always have someone test out some about an hour before the rest of you take yours so you can get a description for how powerful it is. and try not to have everyone out of this world tripping there balls off.
as far as saftey wise. just lock up any creepy stuff and weapons, common sence stuff. it might also be useful to have some water and food around. make sure you have everything you need with you at the time because it's not like you can drive down to the safeway later on. I am a little more experienced dealing with ex heads rather than people on acid though.

because satan hates us. People turn away from God and go to hell. the punishment is being in hell (away from God) and satan is there too. Satan hates mankind and is determined on treating people like shit if they go to hell. He is not exacting revenge from God about sins committed in our lives.

that guy had to be on some serious acid.

heres a good reason to get cremated
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia

At 7/1/08 09:49 PM, Geist71 wrote:

At 7/1/08 09:42 PM, PandaBearKitten wrote: Gah some of those were just horrible http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/park_playgr ound_rapist

Dunno what this link goes to, but I copied and pasted it and it's not a page

it's a rickroll exept it would not let me close the window and made it jump around. just don't click it.

At 6/30/08 09:21 PM, Eyeguy wrote: What kind of genre was this game?

Also, my sig

this game has a few different elements with the setup.
it's both turn based tactics and strategy based. it would be turn based during combat although it has a point system where each merc can only do so many things . but you also need to do thing like train a militia, maintain loyalty in the towns your mercs capture, order guns and ammunition, income from mines,ect. And you can speed up time when not in combat. it's more of a realistic modern day warfare game. the plot is basicly that you have been hired to command up to 18 mercs(you can choose the mercs you higher) to liberate a small south american country and kill the dictator.
gameplay (mostley combat)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VrzkTerA 5M

it's really complex and really addicting once you get the hang of it

and sorry about posting in the wrong forum. I normally keep two t abs open on the bbs so I can check on a thread when I'm writing my response and like a dumbass I forgot to check to see what the tab I was writing in was.

Well everybody has heard of bioshock, halo, and prince of Persia but how many people here remembers Jagged alliance. the series where you hire mercenaries to invade and overthrow the oppressive dictatorship. well that's becoming a movie too. so JA fans, do you think this movie is going to suck or are you optimistic or like me not sure.
http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_in dex.php?story=13070
and I guess there still working on the third jagged alliance game. I think they kept pushing it back because of legal issues
yeah I know the artical is old but I cant actually find anything else. If anyone finds out anything please post.

adderall????
do you take it and alot for that matter?

At 6/30/08 02:55 PM, BlueSpark wrote: I was in Russia for trip a few weeks ago and I tried to visit newgrounds, but it didn't work on with Russian internet. Any comment?

where did you try to access it from.(house internet cafe ect.)?

to help convince myself that I am a bad ass even though I know I am a complete pussy in real life and would totally get owned or run like a bitch in any real life combat scenario.

it was either this explanation or complete bullshit

People just need to play POSTAL 2 before making these threads
ex
krotchy aint got no kohonies, krotchy is kohonies bitch
I suppose it would have been more politicly correct to kill the women and the minorities first
now thats what I call welfare reform
hey now I cant' feel my legs
he's assaulting those poor cows. somebody call Pamela anderson
you probably thought you weren't going to die today, surprise.
I was pretty hungover yesterday but I think I remember where I work
did somebody slaughter a goat in here. No seriously I want to know.
guns don't kill people I do

that game has so many funny things to say

HH holmes. definitely the worst.

I used to think serial killers had a gene that made them born without compasion but I think they just get used to killing. just look at slaughterhouses and some rural areas around the planet where people still slaughter the animals themselves. People will just get used to killing if they do it enough.

most serial killers kill just for sex although with the amount of serial killers reported there is a very large variety of killers with different motivations. some are pure narcissist and some are just crazy(son of sam).

lol I heard about this but wif I have to say this sounds pretty out of character for him. I mean he rapes monsters It's hard for me to actually visualize him in some athletics game. it is almost like sticking leo Kasper(manhunt 2) in kingdom hearts, they don't really go together at all. (although I can admit that it would be funny as hell to see leo take a siclkle to goofy) .

I can definitely think of one character that is not a virgin.