You are thirteen, being a sixteen year old, I've got 3 years on your ass. I've seen everything you've seen on the internet before you've seen it, and I've thought about all the shit you've thought about, for 3 years more than you have.

You can't pander to an age bracket (18 - 21) that you haven't experienced, you don't know how.

So I dunno go join some preteen community like habbo and flower around with them about how you saw a 3d dancing baby.

Also typing 'LOL' etc. in capitals is so 2001...

At 3/27/09 05:07 AM, kindmortal wrote: Hello fellow nergrounders, I have an interview for college today, at ten o clock. Although, their never gonna take me in, because of my poor attendince and bad behaviour. Some by some miracle I'll get in. So, newgrounds, wish me luck?

Absolutely!

Oh man today was a day, and I mean a DAY of DAYS.

So there I am in class maxin' relaxin' all cool and these dudes behind me decide to hang shit on me. Poking me, chucking paper balls, so I just ignore it for a while, it continues, so I turn around.
"Hey, you, yeah you, keep chucking shit and you'll regret it"

This is responded to with raccous laughter, but I was having a shit day, I was coming down off my morning coffee and I dunno, I had the burning spirit inside me.

Then bam, a spitball, all wet and globby up in my shit, so I think, fuck it these kids have had their fun. Now I'm no kung fu genius, I'm not some jackie chan wannabe, I'm just a stringy 5"10' kid who's had enough of these kids.
There's 3 of them behind me doing the annoying, 2 passively enjoying it (laughing etc.) and everyone else is pretty uninterested.

Then something beautiful happened, something I shall never forget, the teacher's wife walked in, (also a teacher), and urgently requests his presence. So this is where shit gets real.

I jump up, turn around, slam my hands on the table, 'alright last chance, or I'm stapling you to a table'
This is responded to with laughter and sarcastic remarks, so I did it.

I grabbed this kid by the neck of his shirt, I took my stapler from my pocket, stapler in hand, I hit him in the face, hard enough to daze him, then I pulled him down, slamming his head on the table. Then I proceeded to forcibly staple the inside of his cheek (hahahah not) shirt to the table until I had about 12 staples in the table. I then proceeded to whisper "how you like me now bitch" into his ear. All his friends are in complete shock, stunned, a few stood up and started yelling as I taunted him, but none made any attempts to pull him off me. I tell you, they're cowards, I'm half the size of most, if not all of them.

I released the kid, who immediately pulled back, tearing the shit out of his shirt, he then proceeded, half naked, blood streaked, crying out of the room. I left after him, told the principal what happened with the world's biggest grin on my face and haven't heard the end of it since.

Don't listen to that pussy bullshit they teach you in school kids, you flip out and bash the right kid, you never have to deal with this kind of passive bullying shit again.

My only regret is that I didn't yell something really fked up like "AWWW SHIT YEAH I'M GYARADOS HYDRO PUMP AWWW SHIT YEAH"

Melbournite here, I was hungover at a mate's house when I decided I'd head home yesterday.

So I walked for an hour at 2 in the afternoon while it was just under 45 degrees, NOT nice.

At 2/5/09 06:50 AM, Dogbert581 wrote: Indiana Jones theme tune

One time I had my ipod on shuffle as I was heading to the bathroom, this song started playing when I whipped it out. Since that day I've never felt more masculine.

At 2/7/09 03:30 AM, MrNiceGuytm wrote: ... in real life?

I haven't met anyone, so I have nothing to contribute.

I second this.

At 2/5/09 05:49 AM, HaloTomato wrote: nah

Why-ever not, sir.
Are you ASHAMED of your taste in music?

May I recommend a lowering in the orientation of your testicles before you be steppin to my shiznit

I made my account in 06, left for a year, came back in late 07, now I hate it.
I mean seriously, I took my name, added 'mick' to it, it's not even my surname.

raaaaage

Remember kids, it's not how big it is, it's how big your wallet is.

OP is certified not a bel-air
Definition of wall of text

I was in the city today, and as came home I saw some stunning graffiti by the tunnels. They were beautiful tags, declarations of love and other artistic designs, including random faces and the like.

As I was looking at it, it suddenly hit me how beautiful it is. It's a wonderful alternative to the bleak greys and browns we all usually see, and it gives the area some personalisation, some community soul. I've seen similar artworks in other places, on the sides of buildings and that, but unfortunatly it's washed away.

Some people prefer blank, fugly walls, or consider the act defacement. I think that, although as the property owners they have a right to act as they do, but it still seems wrong to ruin someone's efforts so in the end, the wall is nothing yet again.

The police sometimes step in at night and stop these artists too, and again it doesn't seem right. How can we really say we prefer blankness or a smattering of posters over actual art that reaches us? Tags, those shitty man-claiming-territory scrawlings should go, for sure. But works should stay. I think governments around the world should ease up on this a bit, or even consider hiring artists for city projects (possibly even consulting bussiness owners for thier involvement) to show that their cities are indeed lived in.

Train stations and tunnels would look brilliant with some colour, provided they were skillfully done and not distracting to drivers. What do you all think?

FTFY

Oh and in Melbourne, we have Hosier Lane, one place in the city where graffiti is legal, it's wonderful to walk around there.

Put your player on all random.
Hit next track 3 times
List those songs

Rage Against the Machine - Testify, Live at the Grand Olympic Auditorium
The Who - Sensation
Beck - Jack-Ass

Let's see what NG's into.

My theory (no doubt LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS ALREADY) is this.

You write a message on a rock or some non-degradable piece of material and put it somewhere where it won't be dug up until time travel is part of day to day earth life.

The message reads 'please come back to my time/location'

Why wouldn't this work

I demand trees, presents, candy canes, a sleigh.
WHERE ARE THESE THINGS.

MERRY XMAS 16 HOURS AGO, FROM AUSTRALIA

Get the trial, DEFINITELY.

Your son will get bored after 10 minutes and honestly, if he doesn't have the computer savvy to ask a forum to help I doubt his patience is enough to produce a piece of work.

So encourage him! But don't spend too much money on him, if he wants to make sprite games look up a little program called Game Maker.

It's free and it's great for 10 - 15 year olds, I used to muck around with it a few years ago.

I reckon I could get into this if I was lying down in a dark place.

I ended up getting pissy with him every time he told me to go deeper, MY FUCKING FOOT HURT.

At 12/19/08 01:35 PM, WooldoorSockbat wrote: I'll make that my "look-at-an-excessive-amount-of-yaoi" day

oh god.
OH GOD.

Remember the days when you had your perfect honey and you swore you could just fill up a bucket with your love and guzzle it down without stopping for breath.

Or the days when love poured down over the bus shelter and you had to huddle in for warmth and cover.

Or the pure, innocent love gushing all up and down your thighs in that beautiful summer you spent so many hours sitting on the sprinkler.

Yeah, we all miss love as a noun.

Ridiculous.

Utterly ridiculous.

At 12/15/08 07:45 PM, Allocer91 wrote: Dude, i couldn't agree with you more. People let heaps of garbage onto this site just to not make people feel slighted for their hard work, even if the animation/game/whatever totally sucks elephant scrotum.

What im saying is: Quit feeling sorry for people and being nice just to get more save points.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking
FUZZY HAPPY RAINBOW UNICORN DAY
Everyone votes 5 on everything, newgrounds & EVERYTHING ON NEWGROUNDS goes fab.

Hey wow that would rule
It'd be on the 5/5 because 5 is such a springy looking number

I don't want to be a jerk, but it's been bugging me a bit lately.
The kindness of some of the reviews as of late of submissions to the flash portal have been a bit kind, and in other cases, a bit mean.

I'm seeing loads of '0 - this is gay' and '10 - holy shit I want your babies' reviews and wondering what happened to giving a critical analysis of someone's work. These reviews are coming a bit dime a dozen and was thinking perhaps this rating system should determine a user's ability to post more/less reviews.

And honestly that month or so period in which metal gear awesome 2 was top of the portal, man I'm a great fan of Egoraptor but his works don't match up to that of Adam Phillip's and SamBakZa's.

Thoughts? Criticisms?

Man the forum is GREAT at dishing out criticism

Ok guys this is a two parter, so BEAR WITH ME OK.

1. Do you ever listen to music while looking at porn? Any favourite tracks? Any songs that have become so ingrained in your psyche that hearing them will instantly invigorate your libido?

2. What'd be your DREAM porn soundtrack?

Gotta say I've never been much of a music guy myself, but seeing people do it to blue oyster cult's 'Godzilla' would be a riot.

Ooooowhoa, there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla! WheeeEeeEEe

Did many other people get into Beck after having seen that episode?
Seems like a good few of my mates jumped into his music after the episode aired.

OPINIONS, PEOPLE

Well shoot me down, it IS taken.

Not really but yeah I guess that's a semi valid point.

THANKS FOR THE INFO, I'M OFF TO THE OTHER DARK RECESSES OF THE INTERNET TO CARRY OUT DEEDS.

Also RPGCrazyCritic and TheZach, you two are idiots and contribute next to nothing to this community.

And why is the logo a tank?
WHY IS IT CALLED NEWGROUNDS?
Why do we 'jack in' instead of logging in?

Anyone got any answers AND/OR insane conspiracy theories explain these questions?

Why do you close your eyes when we make love?!@?

At 11/30/08 06:24 AM, Backbiter wrote: Mine is a small Wacom Bamboo Tablet, it's excellent.

I can testify to this, wacom bamboo is the way to go

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

All they need is 4 inches, anything more is unnecessary, kid.

4-5 inches and thick, thick like a tree

Norton is completely useless, and annoying, and stupid, it's bells and whistles to give people that use eBay every month peace of mind.

I use nod32, which isn't on your list.....

hey ho that's a different story.
Nah I still need some time on that one but hey, sure, delve into my psyche and dig up some underlaying weakness, sure, whatever.

End of 10th grade for me, in Australia. And I've got 7 weeks off till next year.

So I think yep not going to arse around this holidays, got myself a girlfriend who I don't actually fancy anymore, so I'm stuck with her, which is lame but that's another story.

All my mates are telling me they're bored, they want to party, but not do anything low key or just chill?

SIGH, and here I was thinking that's what you do in summer, hey, I'm no prude I love a good party but seriously, what happened to hanging out?

Does this happen to everyone or is it just me, am I more of a social fringer than I thought?
SIGH

internet is srs business, this thread is reserved for srs replies. your one liner will not be funny.

At 11/25/08 07:46 AM, cast wrote: My desktop is a beautiful picture of Saturn.

We can be theme buddies