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Lmfao @ the Holt.

At 2/13/11 12:42 AM, IronJesus wrote:

At 2/13/11 12:39 AM, Asswipe3210 wrote: i don't know the title. obviously

HEY HEY HEY _ HEY HEY HEY HELLO

its a song.

hey
hey
hey

hey
hey
hey hello!

I found the video on youtube, is this it?

Bastard.

`What about sex? Does that need math?

That girl was dumbass.
What a slut. And the man...he needs prostitutes instead of cyber sex.
Wait, he got both with 1 girl :P

Animals are quite violent...

Math=Bullshit numbers.

At 2/13/11 12:00 AM, McGangbang wrote: ill just describe her then, average height, dirty-red hair, C cup, and a nice ass.

id tap dat if she wasnt related.

Rape?

At 2/13/11 04:39 AM, Lintire wrote: SquareAnalBeads

:D

Better watch that sat-nav around your wife

Insert fist>Into ass

Shoot the motherfucker.

Sex

COD5:WAW was on Wii, why not MW2?

I got this:

She looks hot.

At 10/9/09 01:17 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Seriously, why are these things so popular? Is it comfortable putting these things in your outer ear? Or how about the hearing loss?

Only jackasses who 'RAISE DAH ROOF" Would listing to shit that loud.

Those dumb shits.

At 10/10/09 10:00 AM, Liteice wrote:

At 10/10/09 09:54 AM, Gagsy wrote: No such thing as 'irl trolling', it's called 'being a jerk'.

Uh... Ok. Then what are the funniest and most effect ways to 'be a jerk'?

Kick everyone you see in the balls

Seriously though, are some people's lives so boring and uninteresting that they have to believe that the world is going to end to feel as though their life has meaning? They honestly believe the world is going to end December 21, 2012. And what's their proof? A bunch of dumb people sitting in caves who thought the world wasn't much older than themselves to begin with and that the world wouldn't last much longer after they died. I'm telling you, some of these things are just fucking nuts.

One, for instance, is the Mayans. In case you don't know, the Mayans have a really accurate calendar. Some calendars track the moon, some track the stars, and others, including our own, track our rotation around the sun. The Mayans did all three at once. Our calendar loops every 12 months, but their calendar takes thousands of years to loop around. On the last day of their calendar, the moon, the earth, the sun, and the center of the galaxy are all aligned. The Mayans thought the world would end on this day, and that day happened to be December 21, 2012. Holy shit people, are you kidding me? What makes you think the Mayans knew anything about when the world would end? Where's their evidence, where's their proof? Weren't these the people who sacrificed other people to the gods to appease them? Weren't these the people who got their asses kicked by the Conquistadors? If they could predict when the world was going to end, why couldn't they predict when their own civilization was going to end? None of those 2012 conspirators mention that part of it, do they?

Some of these people say that an asteroid is going to colide with the Earth on December 21. According to NASA, no known asteroid or meteor is on a collision course with the Earth. But what if it's outside the range of our telescopes, you say? If that's the case, then it's either not going to hit us in 2012, or it's moving so fast it would burn up in our atmosphere anyway. For those who don't know physics: the faster something moves against the atmosphere, the more heat is generated.

Others say the poles are going to be reversed. It has happened before, granted. The magnetic poles of the Earth have switched, but it's always switched at random times, there is no patter to it. Besides, the process of reversal takes upwards of 5,000 years. Many of those 2012-ers will tell you it happens instantly. Even dumber yet, they say that there's a period during the reversal process when there is no magnetic field, and deadly rays from the sun will vaporize everything. Get a grip and read a fucking science textbook, people. Even during the reversal of the poles there is still a magnetic field, it's just more complicated. Life on earth would be unaffected, and in the days of GPS I doubt anyone uses compasses anymore anyway.

This whole thing is just beyond retarded. The more questions you ask them and the more answers they give you, the more you begin to realize that they're making it up as they go along, that they don't know any better than you do when the world is going to end, and that the whole thing is ridiculous.

At 10/10/09 10:36 AM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 10/10/09 10:36 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Okay, if god doesn't want you to have advanced technologies you should get off the computer like forever kay.

We should all get off our computers. Not just me.

Then leave :D

I thought that meme was only on the internet.

its gonna be the 2012 armageddon

Seriously though, are some people's lives so boring and uninteresting that they have to believe that the world is going to end to feel as though their life has meaning? They honestly believe the world is going to end December 21, 2012. And what's their proof? A bunch of dumb people sitting in caves who thought the world wasn't much older than themselves to begin with and that the world wouldn't last much longer after they died. I'm telling you, some of these things are just fucking nuts.

One, for instance, is the Mayans. In case you don't know, the Mayans have a really accurate calendar. Some calendars track the moon, some track the stars, and others, including our own, track our rotation around the sun. The Mayans did all three at once. Our calendar loops every 12 months, but their calendar takes thousands of years to loop around. On the last day of their calendar, the moon, the earth, the sun, and the center of the galaxy are all aligned. The Mayans thought the world would end on this day, and that day happened to be December 21, 2012. Holy shit people, are you kidding me? What makes you think the Mayans knew anything about when the world would end? Where's their evidence, where's their proof? Weren't these the people who sacrificed other people to the gods to appease them? Weren't these the people who got their asses kicked by the Conquistadors? If they could predict when the world was going to end, why couldn't they predict when their own civilization was going to end? None of those 2012 conspirators mention that part of it, do they?

Some of these people say that an asteroid is going to colide with the Earth on December 21. According to NASA, no known asteroid or meteor is on a collision course with the Earth. But what if it's outside the range of our telescopes, you say? If that's the case, then it's either not going to hit us in 2012, or it's moving so fast it would burn up in our atmosphere anyway. For those who don't know physics: the faster something moves against the atmosphere, the more heat is generated.

Others say the poles are going to be reversed. It has happened before, granted. The magnetic poles of the Earth have switched, but it's always switched at random times, there is no patter to it. Besides, the process of reversal takes upwards of 5,000 years. Many of those 2012-ers will tell you it happens instantly. Even dumber yet, they say that there's a period during the reversal process when there is no magnetic field, and deadly rays from the sun will vaporize everything. Get a grip and read a fucking science textbook, people. Even during the reversal of the poles there is still a magnetic field, it's just more complicated. Life on earth would be unaffected, and in the days of GPS I doubt anyone uses compasses anymore anyway.

This whole thing is just beyond retarded. The more questions you ask them and the more answers they give you, the more you begin to realize that they're making it up as they go along, that they don't know any better than you do when the world is going to end, and that the whole thing is ridiculous.

At 10/9/09 04:12 PM, Crashman wrote: Hentai is now spreading worldwide.

Agreed.

He was using hateful language by calling me an idiot.

At 10/8/09 11:08 PM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 10/8/09 11:06 PM, JimChun7689 wrote:

At 6/20/09 06:59 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Fuck the moon. What it ever help up do?

Without the moon,we would plunge into the sun.

You're an idiot.

1-Read BBS rule number 1
2-The moon is an important factor in why we are in this spot.
The moon is one of the many things holding our gravity. If it was gone, we would be launched into the sun within 90 years.

At 6/20/09 06:59 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Fuck the moon. What it ever help up do?

Without the moon,we would plunge into the sun.

I got 115.

At 9/29/09 12:43 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 9/29/09 11:42 AM, Rummy0 wrote: His heads currently in a jar in south america in a secret base and he's gonna take over the world.

With Nazi vampires.

Not Vampires.
NAZI ZOMBIES!

At 9/29/09 02:45 PM, someguy362 wrote: THEY'RE TRYING TO SNEAK IT INTO THE CHILDREN......s brains

So true