44 Forum Posts by "Jhalkompwdr"
At 11/3/06 05:45 PM, Ayzee wrote:At 11/3/06 05:32 PM, Carbo wrote: wow this thread is alive and kicking. this was made like 3 minutes agothanx 2 me, and ya niggaz just haten cuz ya nigga listen 2 gay azz rock.
Actually, we're "haten" because you come to the wrong place with the wrong words asking for the wrong animation to be doen to supremely wrong music.
Get your facts straight, jeez.
I do have one good thing to say about you - I admire your courage for putting your "rapz" on the internet. I know I would never have been able to associate myself with such shit music.
At 11/3/06 05:29 PM, StealthSteve wrote: my bad but your rhymes are straight garbage.
Seeing as most of them don't rhyme, I think what you mean by that is "your attempts at rapping are garbage".
At 11/3/06 05:15 PM, Ayzee wrote:At 11/3/06 05:13 PM, Khuskan wrote: Comeon, at least attempt to type coherent sentances. People here will be much more willing to help you if they don't feel... intimidated? (read: confused) by what you're saying.well den can u make me a topic and find sumbody cuz i cant change da way i type, itz a habbit u feel me blood.
If it's a habit, should you have not found it incredibly difficult to spell "Business deal" right?
The List
A kind of overture/prelude/intro for the techno sub-musical I'm working on. I'm pretty sure it's my best song yet, and it only took 3 hours.
^_______^
Lyrics are as follows:
Once upon a time in a world like this,
There was a group of people ruling with an iron fist.
The public couldn't help but notice that something was amiss,
But anyone who rebelled was added to the list.
At 10/30/06 11:28 PM, MastaBrad wrote: I started with Ejay
You make baby Jesus cry.
EQ out all the lower frequencies.
At 12/28/05 12:07 PM, SolusLunes wrote: He IS a crazy bastard...
I've always wanted to know what his reputation was here, and now I know. Exactly the same as in real life, only in real life he, like me, is more of a nerdy bastard.
Also, check out
my album - it's awesome.
Title track of above album is here.
At 12/6/05 03:30 PM, SolusLunes wrote: Just imagine if all the flash idiots came and posted crappy audio 12 times on our beloved AP.
That's why we need a blam/protect system.
My music.
Chec it out. I reccomend Final Bowser HR Mix + Bass, the latest version of Battery and Lightswitch Rave II.
At 12/6/05 02:50 PM, Khuskan wrote:At 12/6/05 02:11 PM, Gingerbread_Ban wrote: BUT WAIT, I hear you say, IF THE AP WAS MORE RECOGNISED IT WOULD GET MORE TRAFFIC.I love this topic, everyones stating the obvious.
Actually, he followed that sentence with an "actually, that's not true"
I'm Impresed. You've been making music since 1985. How old are you?
I know that NG is primarily a flash site, what I was suggesting was a semi-breakoff.
I have been looking around the interweb and I can't find an audio site with a good reviewing and rating system that isn't specialist (like OCR, for example) so if you could direct me to one that would be very much appreciated.
At 12/6/05 01:48 PM, Gingerbread_Ban wrote: I understand what you're saying, I don't think you realise what a mammoth and time-consuming task it is browsing through the AP looking for worthy tracks. If you, or anyone else you know, can spare even 5 minutes a day to come on the forums, then
a) it will get you more reviews, opinions and votes
b) it will stand you in better stead for a frontpage spot
c) it will help the NG audio community grow stronger
If you can't be bothered to do that, then it's your loss.
I am fully aware how long that would take - perhaps you could just look through a few mintes a day and see if you get anything good. I am also aware that you have a life, and can't spend all your time on NG, let alone chasing up front page possibilities.
I am aware that the audio portal is littered with shite music, and I am also aware that if it had a blam/protect system like the flash portal it would be somewhat cleaned up, but I know that's not you're problem.
The reaon I don't post often is because of the hundreds of 8 year olds and/or 8 year old wannabes, but I am told that this forum has a firewall (or a flamewall, to be more precise) now, so I'll give it a try.
People often have good reason not to post, but let's not start this argument up again, eh? MSN is quite enough, let other people flame me.
So, denvish picks these songs from people who are active on the forums?
I am extremely inactive on this forum, but I have a fair amount of music and it tends to get good reviews, and I only know about this method from Khuskan (who happens to be a good friend of mine in "RL") and I feel it's really unfair.
There are lots of people out there who will never hear how this system works, but will keep posting audio, keep hoping to get on the front page, and keep having their bubbles burst.
Denvish:
"There are many, many, excellent artists who fall into this category. If they're active on the Audio forum, it will stand them in better stead in terms of recognition, but sometimes I'm going to choose artists who you guys have never even heard of. Don't let that stop you from listening to their tracks WITHOUT PREJUDICE, and giving them a bit of a boost if you like what you hear."
It's a nice idea and mostly a nice system, but How is giving people on the forums priority fair? I know I will get no backing, and will probably be flamed for this because, frankly, the people who don't use the forums are hugely unrepresented on the forums, so I stand a very slim chance of getting this recognised, but isn't the method of random selection and listning better than choosing someone of the forums and listning to some music they promoted?
And also, why did this make the weekly number one?
Sorry, I meant:
Check out my music!
I particularly reccomend Final Bowser HR Mix + Bass, Lightswitch Rave and Battery Final (that one that lies).
Do you know how WRONG you all are? What you have to do is PLAY with the EQ and TWIDDLE the volume knobs.
At 10/9/05 04:57 PM, Khuskan wrote: Dont knock it until you've tried it.
Quoted for emphasis.
At 10/8/05 11:32 AM, jarrydn wrote: I don't know HOW many times I've had to say this (well...twice :P), but just to re-iterate:
There is NO POSSIBLE WAY IN HELL that you can actually MAKE music on a computer. Man, you've gotta buy yourself a big SSL mixing desk and a whole bunch of outboard effects, microphones, instruments and soundproofing gear. If you can't afford that, then you might want to see if you can rent out someone elses studio space.
I mean, lets face it. Anyone who tries to make music on a computer is CLEARLY retarded. Software is for chumps, idiots and babies. Unless you like your music to sound like a gameboy put through a crappy fuzz pedal.
Hey, if you don't mind flying over to Australia, I'll let you use my studio for free. Seriously dude, I've got acres and acres of music gear here with your name written all over it.
Maybie, if you just use, like, VJay or somthing, you have a point.
You also have a point that ext-PC music may sound better but for us poor people, expensive pirated software is all we have, and with new software capable of emulating this ridiculously accurately at a fraction of the cost, why pay more?
I would invent a cross-over myself, like Trance-Rap or Techno-Ska, but if I had to get creative, I would make a combination af String Quartet, DnB Drums, Some Techno Bass and an RnB melody.
That's sounding a pretty-pretty goood. I'm gonna do that!
Why can't you edit posts here?
Anyway, once again, but with fixed loop problems, this and http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/view.php?i
d=1086124&sub=33754.
Woo.
My entries are this and this.
This is a damn good Idea. PX9's loops are getting really dull. The WAVs are available on demand (email me).
Shameless Self-Plug!
Shameless Non-Self Plug!
I would mention the alternate route, but... nah.
At 8/24/05 01:39 PM, XGM-Zeth wrote: All of those who review my stuff from now on! I will review your newest song if you review mine! good or bad!
Damn Good Policy. Me too.
If you review twice, I'll review your latest two, etc., but only if they're constructive reviews and not just "Good", "Bad" or "Terrible" and all 10 or 0.
Sorry, that last version had no bass!
After all that work, I screw it up.
http://www.newground..086124&sub=31021
Teh new one.
'tis kuhlrox.
Please check out my noise!
http://www.newground../view.php?id=1086124
Techno, mainly, with some rock, too.
http://www.newground..086124&sub=31017
An amasing Mario 64 Remix I spent months on, 2 guitars and a really heavy drum kit.
Please also check out my band's noise!
http://www.newground../view.php?id=1160383
Jazz, rock, etc.
At 6/21/05 12:28 PM, Jercurpac wrote: I hope this late breaking news doesn't affect Kerry's chances at the presidency....naahhh no one would vote for Bush again.
No one can. He's at his max terms.
One VERY simple explanation: He cheated, duh. He's the president and he want's to look good. My god i'm thankful I'm not govorned by him, but blair's not much better...
This should be in the Polotics section of the forum, by the way.
Please would you stop seling adspace to those pricks who put that crystal ball advert. I have lost the vote on flashes so many times because I refreshed and stopped it befre the ad loads coz it's causing the flash to run at, like, 0.5 FPS. Sort it, please!
I hate tom for accepting that. Yeah.
"Let's put the most annoying and ripped off (yes, in case anyone is ignorant, 'crazy frog' has been around for ages - in the form of an F1 car) ringtone that you can't actually shut up in the middle of a page with good music in it, just to annoy people!
LIBERATE THE AUDIO PORTAL!
