At 11/6/09 10:49 PM, BigFatKid wrote:

Vermont is liberal too

You're telling me what my motherland is like, pussy? You ever been to real Vermont? Not the colleges? No? Then shut your mouth pussy.

My family is somehow related to John Adams.

The family history gets lost somewhere, but we know there was a generation of a lot of girls right after they lost track, so the name gets lost in one of the branches. It makes sense considering our family is mostly female. We really wish we could find the link, but we have a huge family, as did Adams. There's lots of descendants.

Also, Thetford, VT, a place that my family is mostly from or around, is 97.44% white. Fuck your liberal pussy state.

At 11/6/09 10:26 PM, 111122223138 wrote:

god am i original or what?

Let me make this a lot fucking simpler for you. If kids didn't have phones, they would be talking, which means they would be annoying the fuck out of you in a probably more insulting (to you at least) way. You're supposed to be silent through shit like that. They were silent.

I want to fucking chop those legs off your horse.

Kids don't give a shit about anything but other kids. They'll get off their phones when you get off your high horse kid.

WOAH GUYS, the majority is the majority somewhere?! Jeez, what a fucking shocker.

At 11/6/09 10:26 PM, CanadianSnowman wrote: I recommend you pick up an Xbox and just buy the games for that, you'll never had compatibility problems and everything will just work for the newest games.

PC gaming can be great if you have a good rig, you will get rewarded with more eyecandy, but it can be a lot of headaches.

He's not asking about that. He's asking if his computer can run it. It also runs better on the PC, and it looks a lot, and I do mean a lot better. Plus the mods for Fallout 3 are insane. Seriously Newgrounds you all piss me off with video games.

At 11/6/09 10:26 PM, Mikay wrote: hmm it said everything is fine EXCEPT for windows 7, does it REALLY not work on 7?

It works on Windows 7. Everything works on Windows 7.

Oh and what the fuck is with the kid that decided to post "Can't help you there"? Just fuck off then you daft shit.

www.canyourunit.com Woah, man.

At 11/5/09 01:58 PM, Me-Patch wrote:

What happend to you this morning? Did you wake up next to a supermodel and then find a stack of hundred dollar bills in your pocket? I'de pay good money to feel the way you seem to feel today.

Refer to my thread. I just love life brother. What's not to love? Been clean for awhile, so no way it has anything to do with that.

At 11/5/09 01:47 PM, Tramps wrote: They do find me handsome. As a result, I'm not handy.

Pretty much this, except I'm still handy because I'm pretty much the most perfect human being ever conceived.

At 11/5/09 12:46 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: Until you have a shitty day, then you'll forget all about everything you just wrote.

Fuck off nancy boy.

I've learned over the years that typically when someone is trying to hurt someone they don't know, they use something from what they hate about themselves to bring the person down, and hope to God the other person has the same insecurity. Now here you're trying to play off the fact that some people are quite fickle in their view of the world, and can't truly stay happy within their own life. That would be the most logical explanation for you as you are trying to bring someone that is happy down, because the fact someone is happy when you are not really bothers you.

Sorry you feel you're a failure at life, bud. It'll get better, don't you worry.

At 11/5/09 12:40 PM, JaY11 wrote:

What if we are alone in the universe? That would mean everything that ever existed would have lived here. If not, what if there are better planets out there that haven't been ruined by intelligent life?

Who gives a shit? Why worry about what we have no control over? We live our life on this planet with the knowledge we receive along the way. The only thing speculation does is prevent us from truly being happy within this life.

You walk down the street, and you see all the people. You look into their collective face, and realize how God dammed miserable even the happiest among us are. We neglect the greatest parts of this simple yet elegant life we all live. Even in the worst of times.

You see, when we're down on our luck, and we consider a time period the worst we've been in, the only reason we consider it so is because of the grand life we were living a moment before. It goes the opposite, as well. Our life is full of ups and downs and neutrals and love and pain and hell and joy and everything in between. All of our life we are fighting for dear life to stay here just for a moment longer for that very reason. We fight so we can get to the next high and so we can feel that next low. We fight for life because it is great.

I sit here on a rainy day while I'm coming down with the flu and must get up tomorrow morning and go to work for a job that pays 75 cents above minimum wage with people I really have no idea about yet, and all I can feel is joy. We are all such wonderful mistakes that it's truly hard to ever feel that this world isn't worth living. It doesn't matter that this mistake has happened billions of times, in every position and location on this planet. It's amazing every single time it happens.

In our life, we will do something important to us, or to others, or to no one. It doesn't matter, we will have lived, and that in itself is an accomplishment. We can lay on our death beds, and know that we have gone through the struggles of this world one foot in front of the other, one day by the next, and we will know that in that time, we have done something so few in this universe have: Lived a life on this Earth.

Life is great folks. Never let your own sense of self worthlessness keep that thought from your mind.

Life is fucking great.

Billy Mays he-..... OH GOD I NEED A MOMENT.

Everyone died this year man. Everyone important, anyhow.

It's back. No idea what was up, but yeah. Spoilerific trailer.

There was a trailer that was posted on Kotaku about... 15 minutes ago. Due to slow internet, I started it buffering, went and made dinner, and came back. I watched it, and (knowing full well what to expect, as there were spoiler warnings up the ass on Kotaku) got... basically the game spoiled for me. That's cool, as I have so little intention on playing MW2 as I'll be so sick of hearing about it after working the midnight launch I'll just want everyone to fuck off while I play Uncharted 2 one more time.

At any rate, the trailer included (among other things, and these are all SPOILERIFIC so, SPOILERS. Again, SPOILERS.) the blowing up of the ISS while you're a space dude, the invasion of America or a very America looking area, the blowing up of a giant castle, and of course the airport scene. It was all done quite well, and seemed legit. The song was an Eminem song. I don't know which, but I remember it from when I was a kid. Oh oh, 'When the Music Stops' was the name I remember now, or that's the... whatever.

So basically, what was this trailer, as it was awesome. Where can I find it? Plus, Kotaku took it down pretty quick, so I'm assuming it's not... allowed. Anyone know the story behind this thing?

I remember when Grand Theft Auto IV came out, I absolutely refused to come on the internet until I beat it. Quickest I ever beat a game of that scale. Beat it within 2 1/2 days, was pretty crazy considering I did shit loads of extra stuff along the way. I just don't come on the internet when I care about a story I'm playing through.

Probably why I love Mount and Blade so fucking much. I can keep playing and playing and no one will ever be able to spoil any part of that game for me, no matter what they tell me.

So my cousins best friend once had a dad. Her dad jumped off the Portland bridge in Connecticut, and washed up where I played all the time down in Riverside marina in Portland. I saw his body get dragged away, and technically knew about it before they did. Story isn't about me, though. It's about the mother.

The mother raised this heart broken daughter for 17 years. Through all the heart ache this family went through, they pushed through. Come the daughters seventeenth year, she is diagnosed with cancer, and is now going to die, nearly a 100% chance of this. This was her only daughter, the only family she had left that she loved the way you love those closest to you. After all she went through, she is being hit again.

Yet I'm sure if she heard this story, this would be what made her realize how very, very unfair life is. I am so sorry to hear that Dean will not get to run around a circle. It's the most tragic, horrible thing that could ever have happened, and it did... What an awful story, man.

I used to do that just to get games, then pretend that it was OMG SUCH AN ACCIDENT I'M SOOO SORRY DAD. Worked well.

At 10/31/09 10:01 AM, noisyassassin wrote: do you think I would get yelled at if I wore it to school? just askin.

Maybe. Why does it matter? You just would have to take it off then. Instead of asking a thousand people how warm the water is, just dive in. The worst thing that will happen is you have to jump out immediately, no biggy.

At 10/31/09 10:39 AM, im-a-fulp wrote:

This guy, this guy, this guy, and this guy.

Small change, each and every one. I'm the real deal, brother. Especially on youtube. I'm the greatest on there. Everyone likes me.

Your favorite poster on YouTube is the most popular user on YouTube, and you decide.. to make a thread about it, on an unrelated site. Lol, okay.

I'm my favorite user, obviously. Who the hell could ever beat me, ever, in anything, at all?

Put up a sign saying "Trash this house." Being the rebels teenagers are, they will clearly avoid your house from that point forward.

At 10/30/09 05:12 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote:

Just wait until someone gets greedy, then you're going to know the literal meaning of "backstabber". None of your men are trained like soldiers you're all going to be disorganized and will be screwed the moment the enemy notices you.

Hey hey now. Hey. Come on now. Hey. Enough of that. Okay? Jeez.

They were cited, not arrested. They never were put in holding. While funny, it's not that big of a deal.

However, what is funny is the fact there's a place called American Fork in Utah. Mormons make no sense.

At 10/30/09 12:40 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote:

It's not made of Gundanium alloy you won't survive the trip out when the real Gundams arrive.

That's the whole point. Pull the real Gundams out, hijack a few, then run. We're pirates, fool. Not military men. We must trap our foes, capture their shit, then run the fuck off back to our caves to regroup and make a larger run the next day.

I fully support this kids plan.

Man you sure are edgy and unique for your ideals. People, most people, enjoy human company. For that reason, when they are denied human interaction, they get angry, especially while they're hormonal, which all teenagers are, including yourself. Myspace and facebook are a way to keep in touch, and in fact most people, not just teenagers, have a facebook account at this point. I use it for family, other use it for friends.

Go about your life, live it the way you will, and stop worrying about how others are. You effect them little to none, so why allow them to effect you?

Pirating. It's true. We're already one step ahead of the curve, considering we just copied the Japanese with the ARES 1 rocket. Our future shall be that of wicked awesome space pirates plundering space stations and ransacking the Chinese ships that are full of Space booty on the Space trade lanes. Kennedy once said that we should not allow evil war bound forces into space, and that while we should not be afraid to protect ourselves with weapons in great beyond, we should never allow war to dominate a place of peace and research.

Fuck that shit. We need to loot, we need to plunder, and we need to dominate. If you think about it, this is a totally untapped market. Why allow some foreign nation or corporation take over a role that will clearly be the most profitable in space? We allow people to develop, we watch them launch it, we congratulate them, then we rip it from their cold fucking dead hands like the sheep they are.

Now, I'm not advocating murder, I'm just saying that there's plenty of Chinese and Japanese people. Their families probably won't even miss them. Besides, what good is human life if America can't have something? Through this new program I'm proposing, America would once again be the leading cause of piracy in the world, a label we lost thanks to the stupid British and their 'rules' and 'regulations'.

'So why, Jezuz, would this be any different than before?'

Oh silly boy. This would be different because we are awesome now. We aren't some stupid poor people plundering Spanish Galleons. We're awesome Space Marines with robots and nuclear weapons. We already have these things, which means the research and development costs of our nation would be drastically reduced, allowing for the development of more Space Marines, Robots and nukes. Or better yet, nuke shooting Robot Space Marines.

America, let us stand united in this venture. This venture that fits our nature more perfectly than any other. This venture that will shoot us into the 17th century, and show that America is a leader among something once again!

In honor of our new national profession, I have stolen this picture off of Google to illustrate how awesome we could be one day, but only with your help, America. Write your congressman, protest in the streets, and make online petitions. This shit has just become real.

Awhile ago I couldn't get beyond 4 or 5 posts out of a thread. Tend to get 2 pages now, but that's probably because a lot of my threads are more towards the selfish side of people that always want to share their own opinion rather than listen to another's. That's mostly because of trial and error of knowing how fucking self centered everyone on this site is, and anything with a reasonably long first post has to be followed at the end, in a separate sentence of "What do you think?!" or some variant of such.

Tons of shit.