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Author Search Results: 'Jezuz'

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Topic: You know what's unfunny?

Posted: 11/21/09 07:35 PM

Forum: General

It was fun when I was a kid. Then again, we didn't have internet when I was a kid. Or rather, we didn't have youtube, stupidvideos, or any video streaming anything.


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Topic: Why do you love NewGrounds?

Posted: 11/21/09 07:33 PM

Forum: General

I haven't even remotely liked this place in awhile. Habit is mostly the reason for this visit, and all others to this site.


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Topic: What is this...I don't even...

Posted: 11/21/09 07:08 PM

Forum: General

I don't know what this says about my searching habits.

What is this...I don't even...


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Topic: half life 2+vista= wtf?

Posted: 11/20/09 03:59 PM

Forum: Video Games

Reinstall it. Not an issue with Vista, as I ran that game like crazy on Vista no problems.


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Topic: Official Modern Warfare 2 Thread

Posted: 11/20/09 03:59 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/20/09 03:45 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: ##SPOILERS##

It irritated me how Soap talked to you all the way through the first half of the game, and then when Price arrived and you took control of Soap you didn't say a word.

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Wuh, even the Pvt in the beginning talked a bit. I don't get why they would do that.


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Topic: Official Modern Warfare 2 Thread

Posted: 11/20/09 01:14 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/20/09 12:29 PM, nathanallenpinard wrote: Music had to be expensive for this game. A score by Hans Zimmer. Pretty much a partner to Harry Gregson Williams, but there's about 212 tracks in the game (some really short)

Music is indeed wonderful. It's one of the redeeming qualities about the game. The only thing that made me feel anything about the American invasion was the depressing music. Sort of made you sad to see the suburbs attacked like that.

Not really, though.

Can totally see why this game would be banned in Russia, also. If I were Russian, this game would make my blood boil.


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Topic: Official Modern Warfare 2 Thread

Posted: 11/20/09 11:27 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/20/09 11:23 AM, SCUD14 wrote: Why is there no Dragunov in multiplayer but it IS in campaign?

Watch it be some 5 time prestige award or some shit.


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Topic: Official Modern Warfare 2 Thread

Posted: 11/20/09 09:53 AM

Forum: Video Games

Borrowed it from GameStop, and I'm not in love with it like the first game, but it's not awful. Dislike the invasion of America. Might have liked it more if it weren't for the fact it was in the fucking commercial they showed on prime time television. At least there would have been an OMG THEY INVADED AMERICA?!!?!? factor but... yeah, nothing out of me besides a little bit of anger that my precious video game country was getting invaded.

Oh and when the fuck did modern warfare include militants with dual shotguns? Fuck that shit. This isn't Halo for fucks sake. That actually did piss me off. The entire game just seems so much more far-fetched than the first. I liked CoD4 because it was insane action but it was grounded in reality. Sure, the entire east coast was nearly destroyed, but they covered it up in the end so nobody knew about it. That's more realistic than this whole British soldiers in Brazil fucking up militants for.. who knows what reason.

Seriously why are these militants attacking us? I thought Makarov was just a... whatever, I'll beat the game today and then return it when I get Assassin's Creed 2.


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Topic: Ps3 update?

Posted: 11/19/09 09:30 AM

Forum: General

Instead of being an asshole constantly, how about actually helping the guy out? Oh no, sorry, you're a bunch of immature children that want to play off any chance you can get at being right. Video game forum is slow, PSN is currently annoying, he just wants to know what's in the update.

From my understanding, if it's 3.10, it's facebook integration, a better friends list, and... stuff. Look at it here.


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Topic: Stupid Drugs

Posted: 11/19/09 09:14 AM

Forum: General

I remember in 8th grade my friends would take turns strangling each other. We're an A+ generation full of A+ ideas, if you ask me.


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Topic: Wait a minute...whistle points?

Posted: 11/18/09 09:24 PM

Forum: General

Considering the forums and whistle points are completely unrelated, yes, it is a rumor. Just like the 10,000 post forum and getting to 60 unlocks something special.


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Topic: Alabama stops another pirate attack

Posted: 11/18/09 03:03 PM

Forum: General

At 11/18/09 03:01 PM, Dromedary wrote:
Hark at thou, rouge.

And be dammed thy lip stain!


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Topic: Alabama stops another pirate attack

Posted: 11/18/09 02:56 PM

Forum: General

At 11/18/09 01:08 PM, D-Nightmare wrote:
The pirates are already collaberating with the terrorists, so there's even more ground for them to take with that. They've got very effective networks for thier business, to be sure. Effective enough to pull thier hijinks, quickly regrouping as they're defeated.
Taking further steps to wipe them out is key, and everyone's cost in this is "eternal vigilance" as Jefferson well said.

Vigilance and excessive are two very different things, yet so easily confused. Everything is tied to terrorism these days. That doesn't mean you go and invade a country or anything of the sort. The only real way to end this sort of thing would be to create a stable government in Somalia... or expanding the Suez Canal, which just seems impractical. Unless we truly, honestly want to make Somalia another war, but honestly besides getting rid of a few pirate attacks a month what the fuck is in it for the EU or US?


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Topic: Alabama stops another pirate attack

Posted: 11/18/09 12:49 PM

Forum: General

At 11/18/09 12:46 PM, D-Nightmare wrote:
When America and its allies hard-line thier asses in the seas that they're pirating, just like Israel does to terrorists.

Until you have a bunch of ships with guns that realize they could take said guns and make more of a profit off others goods than their own. Or worse, instead of being simple pirates they could turn to terrorism due to faith and desperation once their only source of income is stopped.


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Topic: In Serbia, no school tomorow...

Posted: 11/18/09 12:46 PM

Forum: General

At 11/18/09 12:42 PM, Ulven wrote:
Ouf... it has nothing to do with Islam, it's Orthodox Church.

The guys that do shoulder surgery and shit?


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Topic: Evan Chandler went an hero

Posted: 11/18/09 12:44 PM

Forum: General

Whether his child was actually raped or not, he's where he belongs now. If he really wanted justice, then the money would have been a non-issue, and he would have got proper justice. Coward to the end, clearly.


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Topic: In Serbia, no school tomorow...

Posted: 11/18/09 12:39 PM

Forum: General

At 11/18/09 12:38 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
No, you fucking shitbrain.

It was the Patriarch of the Eastern Orthodox Serbs that died.

I don't know anything about Isalm.


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Topic: In Serbia, no school tomorow...

Posted: 11/18/09 12:33 PM

Forum: General

There's multiple popes now? Fuck sake Catholicism, I know you're trying to modernize but adding a second King a democracy does not make.


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Topic: Another 40 levels

Posted: 11/18/09 12:31 PM

Forum: General

I still wouldn't care.

I just want a block button for posts. Not where I can't see the post entirely, just a little thing that collapse the guy unless I really give a shit about what he's saying. That'd be wonderful.


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Topic: I don't care about college.

Posted: 11/17/09 11:09 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 10:43 PM, physicsman09 wrote: I think there's a shitload of work here and that I hate it.

Whoever said it was fun is a damn liar.

Where'd you head off to? State colleges generally are more fun than prestigious bullshit. Shit, community college can be quite fun as it's just high school but with slightly more mature people. And lots of old people.


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Topic: You Have To Change Your Name

Posted: 11/17/09 10:16 PM

Forum: General

I came up with an awesome name in the mall the other day, and realized I would be destined for greatness if I had such a name. Sadly, I have forgotten said name.

Korlik Abletopen though. I'd merely enjoy spelling it out, then telling people they can call me 'Joe' for short.


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Topic: Door to door weed salesman

Posted: 11/17/09 10:12 PM

Forum: General

So what, was he carrying a backpack around or does he just have a coat that is fully lined with weed?


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Topic: I hate 'Hipsterism'.

Posted: 11/17/09 10:02 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 09:52 PM, speeling wrote:
It's called dickheads wanting to become musicians to make the most money they can possibly and not caring about the music. I can only hear about 4-5 bands that still make records today that care about music instead of money, and that's out of at least 2,000+. It's sad really.

There was one Beatles. There were hundreds of bands like The Wonders. Everyone, since the beginning of time, has been doing it for the money, for the stone, for the goat, for the woman. Get the fuck over yourself and your juvenile crusade against the public for enjoying what they do. Seriously, they don't care about you at all. If that hurts your feelings, too damn bad. You're a big boy, you can deal with it in an adult manner. That goes to the OP as well.

Deal with it big boy.


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Topic: I hate 'Hipsterism'.

Posted: 11/17/09 09:51 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 09:47 PM, igott wrote:
Why do you think the phone was invented? Or the records? Or the E-mail? Personally you can do all of that without the 'Flair' and 'Becoming a fan'. And I mean Twitter too.

As someone that types 70-90 words a minute, typing out a quick 'Hey how's it been going for ya?' to a guy/girl I haven't talked to in two years is much easier than trying to find the fucking cell phone I used back then to find the contact info so I can call them and get into a deep conversation about nothing. I rather not waste my time on people unless I truly care about them.

That's when I use my phone.


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Topic: Got arrested, advice?

Posted: 11/17/09 08:02 PM

Forum: General

The state will take a small payment every month for a few years until you can pay it off. Not much else you can do.


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Topic: Got arrested, advice?

Posted: 11/17/09 04:19 PM

Forum: General

What's the penalty for the citation?


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Topic: @Weed.Threads

Posted: 11/17/09 01:32 PM

Forum: General

Honestly the fact weed is illegal is a fairly moot point. It'd be easier to go to 7/11 and pick up a pack of Vermont Greens or some bullshit commercialized label they'd slap on it, but really, most people don't care about the legality of it.

Good for them, though.


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Topic: I hate Poor People

Posted: 11/17/09 08:51 AM

Forum: General

I'm considering becoming a hobo by day. I make 8 dollars an hour doing basically nothing at my job besides stocking shelves. If I were decide to become a hobo during the day, I would A) No longer need a shower B) No longer need to dress well and C) No longer need to be friendly.

Basically I'll pick up my guitar, learn a few decent chords, string them together and play that shit outside my local mall with a cardboard box out front saying 'My only friend in the world is dying, please help =[' with a dog from the humane society strung up next to my leg. By night I'll come home, get in my wonderful shower that has heated tiles directly outside of it, put on my Abercrombie pajamas, and cudddle with my beautiful golden retriever while the disgusting mut sleeps in the dirt patch outside.


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Topic: guys should i get this car?

Posted: 11/16/09 06:57 PM

Forum: General

Love Renault. One of the only decent cheap European car there is really. Go for it.


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Topic: Do you trust your family?

Posted: 11/16/09 12:06 PM

Forum: General

Besides my mother, I doubt anyone in my family would take a bow for me, none the less a bullet. They're traitorous scum who I could definitely do without. Christmas 2000, was playing with a bouncy ball, as was common for an 8 year old. My cousin, I shall call her 'Emily' as that is the little bitches name, pissed the ball, and it went into her fat little puggy face. Of course, this was my fault. Not the little 5 or 6 year old that should learn to catch better for fucks sake.

So my aunts go screaming for my mother to discipline me, which she does. She spanks me, as is customary when a child is perceived as in the wrong. My aunts go hysterical, claiming my mother was beating me. The cops come, and my aunts fiancee or husband or some shit, who I shall call 'Todd' because that is his disgusting vile mouse shit name is, picks me up and tells me I can't see my mother. I was screaming my mothers name.

Luckily, I was severely abused by my father the next Spring physically and emotionally destroyed by him the 9 and a 1/2 years after those events, so the emotional trauma of my family betraying me and my mother is fairly muted.


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