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Topic: Does anyone remember the time...

Posted: 10/17/09 01:26 PM

Forum: General

Enhanced Genital Sensitivity:

When a genital center connection (genital chakras) is made during the real-time sex act, both projectors become intimately aware of the sensation of their genitals interacting with each other; as if their physical bodies were actually copulating. But as with all other senses of the projected double, the sensation of touch is enhanced, thereby greatly magnifying OBE genital contact sensations. I would say genital sensitivity is multiplied by a factor of at least ten. It can be so sensitive that orgasm can occur in the physical bodies of both projectors within only a few seconds. This will normally end both projections, for obvious reasons.

Because of this enhanced sensitivity, genital sensations experienced during real-time sex encounters are highly abnormal and feel nothing at all like they do in the physical dimension. The nearest I can describe this abnormal sensation is that both projectors feel themselves expanding into and becoming their oversensitive genitals. They become their genitals and then feel they are copulating with another set of whole-body genitalia, those of their real time sex partner.

Male Initiator:

A male real time sex initiator (his projected double) perceives the rapid extrusion of a giant penis-like limb as extending from his genital area. He then flows into and becomes this penis-like limb. This extends rapidly and deeply penetrates the body of his real-time sex partner in the genital area, even from several meters distance. It rises up through and fills his partner's whole body. The initiator has the sensation that the inside of his partner's body is made of dense, warm, energetically tingling and throbbing, ultra-erotic jelly.

Female Initiator:

A female real time sex initiator (projected double) feels a similar sensation to the above. But her genital limb is usually perceived by her as more of a vagina-like tube extension. This tube grows from her genital area and she flows into it, becoming it. This then extends and deeply penetrates her real-time sex partner's body in the genital area. It then rises up through her partner's body. Her sensation is more of an engulfing of the inside of her partner's body rather than one of simply penetrating. This variation in female genital sensations has also been described to me as an engulfing of the spine of her real-time sex partner.


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Topic: Does anyone remember the time...

Posted: 10/17/09 01:13 PM

Forum: General

long after the infants and toddlers with the wagons full of mushrooms and oatmeals and green beans had turned to sleeves of mushrooms and oatmeals and green beans, long after the little old folk stopped playing zero resistance tai chi aikido yogaerobic inkblot sport and puzzle and game and gallery, long after the musician and journalist kids quit playing med math you are here map song dance skit kit art craft, long after the volunteer labor transients at the homeless shelters quit playing get well feed world and get sick tax world, long after the protitutes quit playing free lunch bus toy bloom basket bouquet garden jargon jingle, long after creatures and other folk all over quit playing hike naked dance dressed and hike dressed dance naked and hike naked dance naked and hike dressed dance dressed, long after the stars burned out and the weeds and other molecules and microbes and sub atomic toons quit flickering and oscillating, long after eternal cosmic war baby oceans of endless storyboards with the relentless spank me fetishes and spank you fetishes and the infinite lines resolution with infinite fast refresh and infinite divergence with infinite wishes true stopped wishing and dreaming .. long after had passed all the eternitys what would ever pass eternal times over again and again each moment .. long after the last cheer for first aid on the trail: the non-consensual non-pornographic multi quadrillion dollar nuke bio chemo stealth ray school tax job war dare shock awe war date rape terror and drug war chore exercise dollar war death tax dress strip cuff cage rough stuff freak famine spank nuke stick stone rant rave cop troop rage slave to bless and keep and save and liberate all the dear civilians continued to thrive and provide peace and prosperity and safety and security for each and for all for all of time .. it was very touching and special and wonderful and placid and nice .. and i liked it alot ..


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Topic: president obama killed my goat

Posted: 10/07/09 03:38 AM

Forum: General

you guys don't understand. this is serious. after slaughtering my goat, and before massacring it as you see in the picture above president obama had the nerve to dispel urine on my goat adding insult to injury.

president obama killed my goat


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Topic: president obama killed my goat

Posted: 10/07/09 02:48 AM

Forum: General

So there I was up to bat at the baseball american game. when all of a sudden out of no where barack obama comes out and decides to start taunting me. "hey batter batter, swing!" he started to shout. i say hey mr. president, why you gotta be so mean. he then gave me a look of pure evil and suddenly the background behind him changed. a cascade of vibrant colors and lines passed in the background as the view turned panoramic. he then lunged at me and threw me against the batting cage this is the dialogue that commenced

obama: YESTERDAY AT 9:30 I SAW YOU WALKING THE STREETS WITH A GOAT?

jewgrounds: whati don't know what you're talking about

obama: I WANT THAT GOAT AND I WANT IT NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU

so obama was abou to like snap my neck when suddenly i hear a "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

my goat comes and saves me but as a result he was martyred by president obama.

pics or it didnt happen you say?

president obama killed my goat


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Topic: Charlie Sheen is a journalist

Posted: 09/13/09 03:09 PM

Forum: General

But since when? I found a page where he interviewed the president. wtf

http://www.infowars.com/twenty-minutes-w ith-the-president/


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Topic: I was violated by a man with DS

Posted: 08/25/09 03:01 PM

Forum: General

Before I begin my story, no not the Nintendo kind.

I was shopping at a local supermarket by me called Path Mark with my older sister.

We were in the cheese section looking for aged cheddar.

All of a sudden I feel a hand grab my wrist.

"What is your name' says a voice.

I turn to look and see the face of Brian Peppers brother, possibly identical twin.

He then leaves after I give him a hard look.

I nearly scream, but I say nothing.

After he leaves I am just like wtf, but i kinda wish i had a camera.


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Topic: andy warhol murdered fine art

Posted: 08/12/09 06:13 PM

Forum: General

At 8/12/09 06:08 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

, I just don't like the idea that the OP put forward which was that in order to create a 'new wave' of art you have to be highly skilled in traditional art. I think that's nonsense, although I am in no state of mind to get into a lengthy discussion about it, so I'll just leave it at that :)

Well if you are disagreeing with the original post then you aren't disagreeing with my words, you are disagreeing with Picasso.


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Topic: andy warhol murdered fine art

Posted: 08/12/09 05:54 PM

Forum: General

At 8/12/09 05:46 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I don't care for Warhol but I absolutely detest this idea that art has to be done a specific way. Anyone can be an artist. Just because some people might want to paint soup cans and bananas that doesn't mean that other forms of art should take precedence over them.

I don't feel that Warhol deserves the ridiculious amount of praise that's been heaped upon him. Anyone can be a fine artist. Anything can be art. But I feel that his art is really superficial. I don't feel that superficial art deserves this much praise.


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Topic: andy warhol murdered fine art

Posted: 08/12/09 05:45 PM

Forum: General

At 8/12/09 05:41 PM, RocketBean wrote: Don't you just fucking LOVE Campbells?

campbells puts poison into it's food. some food company that grades companies based on what they are doing for their customers health. campbells got a big fat F

http://www.icis.com/blogs/green-chemical s/2009/04/food-companies-graded-on-bpa.h tml


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Topic: andy warhol murdered fine art

Posted: 08/12/09 05:40 PM

Forum: General

At 8/12/09 05:34 PM, SessileNomad wrote: art is all about interprettation

plus he did alot of other things other than the soup cans that were probly more to your liking

like this? it's a freaking banana

andy warhol murdered fine art


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Topic: andy warhol murdered fine art

Posted: 08/12/09 05:33 PM

Forum: General

Picasso once said that to be able to create a good "alternative" art form, you basically must be an excellent painter in a traditional way first. He was so right, and if you look at his early work, you can see he was mastering traditional painting as well. But his wise words seem to be forgotten and buried, unfortunately ...

andy warhol murdered fine art


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Topic: it should be a constitutional law

Posted: 08/09/09 05:28 PM

Forum: General

At 8/9/09 11:53 AM, Inquizitor wrote: If you're concerned about your health THAT much, just go live off of hippy-type food, you moron. Personally, I think you're just a stupid kid looking for something to bitch about to make yourself feel more important.

well personally i think you care a little bit too much about me and not enough about you. need a hug?


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Topic: it should be a constitutional law

Posted: 08/09/09 11:26 AM

Forum: General

At 8/9/09 10:11 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: You can keep replying. I won't respond. All I know is that you're worrying that food companies are out to get you, and are perpously poisoning out shit, slowly trying to kill America to get money. Your acting just like the people who say the Government caused 9/11.

You did reply to me so you contradicted yourself. and you're just like every other person who has been conditioned mentally to buy in to the lies around us. You're no different.


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Topic: it should be a constitutional law

Posted: 08/09/09 10:04 AM

Forum: General

At 8/9/09 09:55 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Then I'm sure your going to say that HAARP and Swine Flu is a big deal.

Troll.

because you know what's real and what isn't

let's say hypothetically reality was 3 dimensional.

one dimension is how you perceive reality

another dimension is how i perceive reality.

and then there's the reality which has perceived us.

so if you're going to say the dangers of msg and aspartame, or even the dangers of projuect haarp (which does exist and it is a big deal. it is one of the biggest weather stations in the world) whose reality does that reflect? yours?
you don't know what's real and what isn't so sit your pre-pubescent ass down, grab a juice box and kindly proceed to fuck yourself in the face.


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Topic: it should be a constitutional law

Posted: 08/09/09 09:59 AM

Forum: General

At 8/9/09 09:41 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: So I'm going to get cancer by eating Doritos? No? Then fuck off.

you will if you keep eating it in your life.

listen, you can just ignore me for being a conspiracy theorist douche bag who doesnt know a shovel from his own prick. yes that is your right. you can do this and go eat dorritoes and not give a fuck. you might get testicular cancer, or a brain tumor at 30 and that would not affect me.

or you can give what i am saying a chance, and at least look at why i am warning you, look at the evidence which is all around us. just google msg dorritos. dorritos are one of the biggest offenders of having msg. and it will kill you if you allow it to. but this world won't get any better with closed minded, chubby, motherfuckers who cut their life span in half by sitting on their ass infront of the tv shitting their pants with dorritos waste as they shove more filt into their mouths. do what you want my friend, i don't give a fuck.

for the people who do care what they are doing to their bodies, here's some of the long term affects of msg, found in almost all big name packaged goods, including dorritos.

adhd, diabetes, depression (the msg blocks serotonin in the brain. which is a vital chmical in the brain that makes you feel happiness.), heart stroke, obesity (if the msg makes you unhappy and you tend to eat more when you're unhappy youre going to eat more! plus its very fatty), high blood pressure, autism, asthma,

source - http://www.msgtruth.org/disease.htm


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Topic: it should be a constitutional law

Posted: 08/09/09 09:47 AM

Forum: General

At 8/9/09 09:40 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: And for that matter, adding an amendment about this shit would be a retarded idea. Either you're a 12 year old, a troll, or just very stupid.

thank you, you are incorrect on all three. i think you're just projecting you're negative attributes on me, this is often in the case of a sociopath.

i've done research on this. if you'd look into it you'd see the fda is letting companies poison us. that's why theres so much people getting sick.

i mean is it that shocking? in just the last year or 2 the fda has fucked up big so big its gone on the news. letting peanut butter make people sick? if they fuck up once what makes you think they dont fuck YOU and your families every day? ignorance may be bliss my friend but it is not rightenousness, nor is it innocence.

check this out. i dont want to post a vid in a non vid thread, but it is relevant towards the topic and really is eye opening. (so is the girl)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SVrjgVlJ rc


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Topic: it should be a constitutional law

Posted: 08/09/09 09:40 AM

Forum: General

At 8/9/09 09:33 AM, doubleone wrote: Oh snap.

i'm not ignorant of this.

call me silly. call me old fashioned. call me downright retarded if you damn well please.

i imagine a world where the majority of food being sold to the public is made of ingridients we actually know what the fuck they are. you dont know what youre eating. if you did youd know whatever the fuck selenomethininie is or whatever the fuck. our mothers didnt know exactly what they were putting in their stomachs as they were pregant with us. we go through our entire lives putting shit we dont know what the fuck its made of. we're putting chemicals in our body. and for those of us who aren't ignorant to this who try to eat right and check the ingredient, these dipshit companies can just put their daughters science fair experiment in with the fucking cookie batter or pizza dough or fucking tv dinner. then that big whig dipshit can say its artifical flavoring. and go home to his ugly pig of a wife, but at least he'll be eating a gourmet dinner where he knows what the fuck hes putting into his mouth because hes aware of the toxicity in all of the food in our supermarkets.


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Topic: it should be a constitutional law

Posted: 08/09/09 09:33 AM

Forum: General

At 8/9/09 09:27 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: What about the ingredients panel?

the FDA allows food companies to put in all these chemicals made in a laboratory, some of them can even cause such side affects as brain tumors, stomach aches, blurry vision, head aches and yes death. the fda allows this because the amount of the ingredient is usually small. another fda loophole is that if theres such a small amount of something thats used for flavoring the company can just lump all these things under "artificical flavors" or even "natural flavors" its fucked up. don't believe me about the poison and your food causing brain tumors? look up side affects of aspartame which is in almost every lowfat/none fat item. or look up side affectsmsg which is in almost every prepared food you buy froma big brand. msg actually blocks the serotonin in your brain, unhealthy for your brain, makes you depressed, and cause you to want to eat more.


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Topic: it should be a constitutional law

Posted: 08/09/09 09:26 AM

Forum: General

that food companies, especially big brand names, have to let it's customers know EXACTLY what it is their putting into their bodies. none of that natural or artifical flavors bullshit which just lumps a bunch of chemicals together, some that might be unhealthy, but the cutomer wont know! that's ridiculous!

it should be a constitutional law


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Topic: michael jackson wass taller white

Posted: 08/05/09 08:30 PM

Forum: General

At 8/5/09 08:12 PM, Akkryls wrote: If you look around on that linked site, the whole thing is full of paranoid bullshit...

Come on... World of Warcraft is a Psy Op?...
Russel Brand is illuminati?
Toy story has subliminal messaging?...

It is all; Bullshit.

or have we been conditioned to think it's bullshit in a neo-political matrix?


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Topic: michael jackson wass taller white

Posted: 08/05/09 07:55 PM

Forum: General

I don't think a skin condition would affect human growth so dramatically.


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Topic: michael jackson wass taller white

Posted: 08/05/09 07:53 PM

Forum: General

http://www.samuelcraven.com/work/michael -jackson-grew-when-he-had-vitiligo/

I'm not being racist or anything....

That site has proof. I'm just saying it's weird.


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Topic: This is how fucked the world is.

Posted: 08/01/09 07:35 PM

Forum: General

At 8/1/09 06:36 PM, smokinjoeevil wrote: Yeah... based on that snazzy website (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) it looks like they have TONS of money and power at their disposal. Crock.

It's a cover up. but check this info out. scroll down.

http://www.haarp.net/


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Topic: For All You Smokers

Posted: 08/01/09 06:47 PM

Forum: General

lol my gay boyfriends favorite are camel turkish royale. my favorite are european spliffs. can you dig it?


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Topic: This is how fucked the world is.

Posted: 08/01/09 06:44 PM

Forum: General

At 8/1/09 06:35 PM, mystro wrote:
At 8/1/09 06:32 PM, jewgrounds wrote: People are growing up to be dumb little fucks. People like you. But it isn't 100% your fault. Your mind is being controlled by the government. Yours and everyone else's. Even mine. I naturally find this hard to believe. but the proof is in front of us all. The proof is in the history, the course of our governments nature, the course of human nature, the proof is the country, the proof is in haarp, the proof is everywhere.
agreed mate legalise it

heres some more text for the thing to let me post a reply blablablabla

hell yeah we should legalize it. i wouldn't be surprised if it strengthened your mind against being controlled because thc is more powerful than weather i'd imagine mentally. and weather is whats being used to control peoples minds.


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Topic: This is how fucked the world is.

Posted: 08/01/09 06:32 PM

Forum: General

At 8/1/09 06:30 PM, mystro wrote: ye what the f***k u talkin about!

People are growing up to be dumb little fucks. People like you. But it isn't 100% your fault. Your mind is being controlled by the government. Yours and everyone else's. Even mine. I naturally find this hard to believe. but the proof is in front of us all. The proof is in the history, the course of our governments nature, the course of human nature, the proof is the country, the proof is in haarp, the proof is everywhere.


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Topic: This is how fucked the world is.

Posted: 08/01/09 06:29 PM

Forum: General

At 8/1/09 06:19 PM, FaceNine wrote:

I know, I remember all that. Sadly, todays "trolls" are really, really bad at it. So bad, in fact, that I die a little everytime they actually troll someone, and that happens so often it is pathetic.

Probably due to nostalgic reasonings. You automatically mentall associate the good parts of old newgrounds with the bad and you like the good so much it makes the bad seem not as bad even if the bad was worse back then.

See I'm not some dumb little kid troll. I give up this topic. I was just trying to spread some very important information. Guys, people have the power to control the weather, the earth and our minds. this is where the cold war brought us. we have the power to make the world literally explode. and if there isnt a revolution in this country i honestly believe that we risk the threat of someone making a mistake with this very powerful technology.

one mistake could kill us all. already they have cut holes in the ionsphere. this is very possibly what gave some affects to the earth many said were due to global warming. i am not saying global warming does not exist, that is neither here nor there. I'm just saying you should be aware of very bad things going on the news are too chicken shit to tell you.


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Topic: This is how fucked the world is.

Posted: 08/01/09 05:44 PM

Forum: General

At 8/1/09 05:36 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: ITT: People who believe the government actually gives a shit about them and would NEVER do anything to hurt it's own people.

i know right....

c'mon guys in history many governments have done awful things to its people. america may have not be a bad idea from the start but its become corrupt. history repeats itself. only technology is much greater today so of course this can end much more worse than anything. we now have the technology to blow up the world.


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Topic: This is how fucked the world is.

Posted: 08/01/09 05:29 PM

Forum: General

you guys are laughing now but when you see how this is real life and you are the ones who are being mislead you will probably wish you knew the truth a lot sooner. you want logic? why do you think the cold war ended? The cold war was all about nukes, following me?

The cold war ended because powers at hand yearned for whatever was going to top the nuke. and that is control of the world. With this technology America could protect its land from any nukes and cause much more destruction. and as time went on technology got better. so they decided if something was possible to at least try it. and then what stopped them from using it for greedy reasons?

the guy who is in charge of this program is now a billionaire. People are really dying over money and politics. this guy is like Einstein, only probably smarter, and evil.


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Topic: This is how fucked the world is.

Posted: 08/01/09 04:36 PM

Forum: General

look at this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnRPZOUVh J4

It can even alter peoples moods on a global scale. WE'RE BEING CONTROLLED! THIS ISN'T A CONSPIRACY. IF YOU WAIT FOR SOMETHING REALLY FUCKED UP AND OBVIOUS TO "OUTRAGE" YOU INTO ACTION STOP! IT WILL BE TOO LATE IF YOU WAIT ANY LONGER. OPEN YOUR EYES. THIS IS REAL. pEOPLE IN CONTROL HAVE VERY EVIL AND GREEDY INTENTIONS. THIS IS REAL LIFE!


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