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156 Forum Posts by "JewelCrafter"

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Response to: Gruesome Mma Injury (nsfw) Posted January 31st, 2012 in General

FUCK!!!

Response to: How do you eat you're pizza? Posted November 15th, 2011 in General

I AM PIZZA!?

Arabs more badass than americans? Posted November 15th, 2011 in General

When they want something to change, they grab whatever weapons they have and risk their lives.

When americans want something to change, they hold a few angry posters.

Response to: Has Newgrounds... Matured? Posted May 3rd, 2009 in General

No, there will always be idiots as long as people are born. And how the fuck is it possible for a site to mature? It's a god damn script how can it mature?

Response to: Are these sources credible? Posted May 3rd, 2009 in General
At 5/3/09 10:18 AM, 4urentertainment wrote:
At 5/3/09 10:09 AM, JewelCrafter wrote: Anyways earth is only 4.55 billion years old so I don't think any dudes might've lived back then so no it's not a credible source.
He never said the Earth was more than 5 billion years old, he said the human race could be billions of years old (as in, could be 3 billion years old) where civilizations could have prospered and have become wiped out.

First live appeared 3.5 million years ago so I'm guessing it took those bacterias quite some time to evolve.

Response to: 2 equals 1? Posted May 3rd, 2009 in General
At 5/3/09 10:14 AM, Fyndir wrote:
At 5/3/09 10:01 AM, awerz wrote: You divided by zero. I can make a much simpler equation that says the same thing

1*0=2*0
1=2
I hope you realise that you have to divide by 0 for that to work too, and that was your point.

as everyone said, it's 0=0

Response to: The legend of Pacquiao Posted May 3rd, 2009 in General
At 5/3/09 10:04 AM, geohoundz55 wrote: proud to be pinoy..

More like

Pinoy to annoy.

Response to: Are these sources credible? Posted May 3rd, 2009 in General

Anyways earth is only 4.55 billion years old so I don't think any dudes might've lived back then so no it's not a credible source.

Response to: Are these sources credible? Posted May 3rd, 2009 in General

Wasn't earth a huge ball of dirt that gets hit by meteors every hour billions of years ago?

Response to: 2 equals 1? Posted May 3rd, 2009 in General
At 5/3/09 08:46 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:
At 5/3/09 08:34 AM, JewelCrafter wrote: it's because you gotta multiply 0.(9) by 9 and not just minus it from 9.(9)
Wrong problem. I get that 0.9 recurring is equal to 1. There are several proofs for it.

it's weird how 9x = 9.(9) - 0.(9) which makes it 9x = 9 while at the same time when you multiply 0.(9) by 9 you get a really different number.

Response to: 2 equals 1? Posted May 3rd, 2009 in General
At 5/3/09 08:24 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:
At 5/1/09 09:01 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Yeah, I get it now.
That one really got me thinking.

Well played.
Care to explain? I always had my thoughts about what was wrong, but I was never sure.

it's because you gotta multiply 0.(9) by 9 and not just minus it from 9.(9)

Response to: 2 equals 1? Posted May 3rd, 2009 in General
At 5/1/09 09:15 PM, xscoot wrote: I got one.

x=0.999999999 (It keeps going on for infinity)
10x=9.99999999 Multiply by ten
9x=9 Subtract x
x=1 Divide by 9

0.9999999999=1

Ergo, math is like horseshoes, close is good enough.

shouldn't it be 9x=8.(9)?

Response to: Proof Genesis is a myth Posted May 2nd, 2009 in General

No shit huh :P

Response to: What The Shit China? Nsfw! Posted May 2nd, 2009 in General
At 5/2/09 12:13 PM, IceFireMudDragon wrote:
At 5/2/09 12:11 PM, JewelCrafter wrote: LOL PWNED.
We'll be the ones lol'ing when we eat you.

No but seriously, I wonder what she felt when her throat was slith. Did she actually feel the blood spewing out or was she too busy being in huge pain?

Response to: What The Shit China? Nsfw! Posted May 2nd, 2009 in General

LOL PWNED.

Response to: I say we rape Mindchamber. Posted May 2nd, 2009 in General

I dunno, he's fine. Though he gets offended about racial slurs (obviously, who isn't?).

Response to: Biblical contradictions Posted April 30th, 2009 in General

lol handsomepete chill...

Response to: Biblical contradictions Posted April 28th, 2009 in General

plus 10 pages of atheists agreeing with you.

Response to: Don't-give-a-fuck ism Posted April 28th, 2009 in General

Lol take that atheists!

Response to: ExPower Ranger to get death penalty Posted April 14th, 2009 in General

you'd think that but you'd be wrong!

Response to: In a Relationship... Posted May 23rd, 2008 in General

My dad is 6 years older than my mom..

Response to: I've found the meaning of life! Posted May 23rd, 2008 in General
At 5/23/08 07:06 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: The meaning of life, forever and always, will be 42.

I've read somewhere that it took someone billion years to figure that out, what the fuck, there were no computers during that timing. And what the fuck, that's just a number. A FUCKING NUMBER. Wikipedia had some stupid scientology-ish crap about it. Can someone explain this to me? What's so special about it, it's just a number. How the fuck can a goddamn NUMBER be the meaning of life? Well wow it's a number, just like the others.

Post your drawings from sketchswap! Posted February 19th, 2008 in Art

Draw something at www.sketchswap.com , make a screenshot of it and post it here. You can also post what piece of art you got by "swapping". I got this from my crappy drawing

This is what I drew btw:

Post your drawings from sketchswap!

Why are cousins always sexy? Posted February 19th, 2008 in General

Why do cousins always have to be hot? But since they're your cousins, you can't have sex with 'em! This is so unfair.

Tabasco on my dick! It burns! Posted February 18th, 2008 in General

After I had had dinner, there was some tabasco sauce left on my hands...And I was stupid enough to scratch my penis then. And *Doggamit! It burns like HELL now! Anyone know how to fix this? I tried cold water - didn't work.

Anything like this every happened to your cock/vagina?

*doggamit - same as god-damn-it
Response to: Jon Stewart Posted February 10th, 2008 in General

A short stream of vomit came out of my mouth...

Response to: Virginity. Sex? Nope. Soft penis. Posted February 10th, 2008 in General

Right, and I'm the queen of Belgium...

Response to: 1 Month Together! Posted February 10th, 2008 in General

did you have sex with her yet? also take nude pictures of her and when she asks why just tell her that it's for my internet buddies and she'll totally understand.

Response to: School fights Posted February 10th, 2008 in General

I gave up on school fights at 3rd grade. I dunno if there's still some pathetic wanna-be-cool faggots who still have fights at school.

Some people just can't grow up...
Response to: My first wacom drawing :D Posted February 10th, 2008 in Art

Lol weeboo...JK JK

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