At 7/6/08 12:11 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Yes, it's fine. It gets passed through your body like everything else. It won't stay in there for seven years or get wrapped around your intestines or any of that nonsense.

Actually, it takes 7 years to pass it through your intestines. On average, that is.

iTunes, Photoshop, and maybe flash if I was good at it.

That lion/tiger had it coming.

Scam obviously.

At 6/30/08 10:44 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: What will you do?

Go camping until I somehow received word that everything is fixed.

At 6/30/08 10:41 PM, riskyjoker wrote: "My thinking face"

A black kid... on newgrounds?

brb, gotta go puke.

I thought they said "We don't have to take our clothes off".

At least in the original.

Also, I was wondering...

Would it be legal for kids under the age of 18 to have child pornography?

What they do is their business. I really don't want to think about 13-year-old boys touching themselves to pictures or videos of 13 year old girls.

No one can do it like Elios.

I think after my first few weeks of posting, I got banned, and then PM'd every mod online, asking for an unban and saying I was really sorry. It was so stupid.

At 6/29/08 09:53 PM, Smidly wrote: If I am 13 and like a 13 year old girl does that make me a pedophile? : /

Ew you fucking sicko. Of coarse it does. You are only supposed to like women over the age of consent.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/reviews /395555/1

A goldmine just waiting.

Theres a lot of abusive reviews in there. Maybe enough to raise my whistle up!

At 6/29/08 09:33 PM, Flak wrote: FYI Newgrounds is more valuable than $1,000,000.

Let him have his fantasies.

What is this movie even about? I know there is a little robot thing, but thats all I got from the previews? What makes it so good?

At 6/29/08 08:58 PM, DethZeppelinX wrote: on. I wanna get a new cell phone so i could earn 300 but i was gonna get an iphone but the plan is to expensive my current plan is verizon is there anothe phone thats better or should i spend it on something else.

iPhone isn't even on Verizon. Spend your money on something else that is also stupid.

A Happy Birthday thread.

At 6/29/08 08:47 PM, Zerok wrote:.

What have you guys got?

You listed all the ones I know. And I'm sure any I think of will be childish, immature, awful, or a combination of all three.

I pity kids who go to school!

At 6/29/08 04:06 PM, Rawrthaas wrote:

At 6/29/08 04:03 PM, N1N-JA wrote: A video forum?

That's an awful idea what's wrong with you

Thats a great idea! The question is whats wrong with you!

At 6/29/08 04:26 PM, kenshi2 wrote: He then proceeded to testicle Slap wario and Make him eat it.

Not Wario Tom. Anyone but Wario.

No thanks.

Save your money.

You obviously haven't heard of me if you think that guy is the worst Newgrounder.

At 6/29/08 04:06 PM, Bolo wrote:

At 6/29/08 04:04 PM, andhination wrote: Inb4 'Irony'

Also, why sunglasses? It's meant to be thinking, not chilling under the sun.

It's not sunglasses, it's regular eyeglasses with pupils in the middle.

They are sunglasses with light reflecting off of them I believe.

At 6/29/08 03:22 PM, NickScott wrote: Make 850 of these :3

Why no NG merch? You bastard :P

Washington's head is now a dong.

Too bad I'm already in the works with Tom about buying this site.

The sperm will be dead within an hour or so. Maybe less with the chlorine.

I like Demetri Martin and George Lopez personally.