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Resigned

Topic: Galeria de Jesus Lizard

Posted: 12/16/09 06:03 PM

Forum: Art

I know!
That tire bugged the crap out of me.
I must have tried to redraw the whole back of the bike 13 times.


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None

Topic: Galeria de Jesus Lizard

Posted: 12/16/09 05:49 PM

Forum: Art

At 12/16/09 05:48 PM, Snowman wrote: please read the rules before posting, You are required to post a picture in thread, then link to a larger picture. And [IMG] doesent work here, nice try though

you can still save this thread by posting a reply with art in it

EXTREME SAVE!

Galeria de Jesus Lizard


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None

Topic: Galeria de Jesus Lizard

Posted: 12/16/09 05:46 PM

Forum: Art

Everyone else has an art thread.
Why not me?

Nothing but links, sorry.

Got around to getting a DA profile:
[URL=http://jesus-lizard.deviantart.com/
]http://jesus-lizard.deviantart.com/[/UR L]

Beelzebub redesign:
[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/16c1av4.jpg[
/IMG]

An octopus made in paint:
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/2vsnmfr.png[
/IMG]

Old but still current sketch of Aven (my furfag character):
[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/9rpycm.png[/
IMG]

Cthulhu VS. Communist Kong
[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/2agm3id.jpg[
/IMG]

Cursed Knife
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/sfxnc3.jpg[/
IMG]
This little knife may not look like a powerful D&D artifact, but WOAH, NELLY this little shit packs a massive curse.

If the posseser, usually some random Marry Sue, does not kill something more inteligent than a dog every day, than the curse on this knife will ruin their life by making their every waking second miserable.
Not only that, but you can never get rid of it untill you are killed in combat, as the weapon gives it's wielder eternal life (but not health).

A rouges weapon, this dagger hold an even deeper secret, so horrible that the owner may wish to take their own life to rid themselfs of the curse.

The dagger is possesed by a gargantuan centipede demon, named Feif.
Feif is an ancient evil being, as cold and cruel as his cursed dagger.
Feif allows the wielder of the knife to earn his meals for him, capturing the souls of those slain by the dagger and devouring them in his own personal hell.
When the dagger's owner falls in combat, Feif takes the life force of the doomed wretch and summons himself into this plane through the dagger, killing enemies, NPCs, and player characters alike.

He lies dormant untill he finds another damned rouge to use as a host, and curses them with his vile knife.

I love my D&D character ideas so much. <3 <3 <3 <3

[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/v80tbs.jpg[/
IMG]

Sprites:

Renamon sprite preview
[img]http://i46.tinypic.com/2ia4ehv.png[
/img]

Hound of Tindalos (Lovecraft monster)
[img]http://i46.tinypic.com/90x405.png[/
img]

Marco Polo, Parasaurolophus
[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/2v3pwzb.png[
/img]

A. Lachesis, Moth Man
[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/358xtsj.png[
/img]

hooray for self glorification


4.

None

Topic: Lack Of Rpgs [help Wanted]

Posted: 12/01/09 06:34 PM

Forum: General

Play a real game, women.


5.

None

Topic: Japanese Herbivores...wtf. ..

Posted: 11/26/09 01:00 AM

Forum: General

Hot.

This is good, actualy.
The population crisis will end, because those tiny dicked yella fellas won't be mating enough to sustain the current populations.

Everyone wins.


6.

None

Topic: When was the 1st time you saw your

Posted: 11/10/09 11:07 PM

Forum: General

My parent is a self impreggnating mollusk, I've never heard it or seen it having sex with itself.


7.

None

Topic: Why do i never see Centaur furrys?

Posted: 11/06/09 07:29 PM

Forum: General

It's just not a big part of the furfag fandom.
Plus, well drawn and actualy hot taur pics are very hard to locate.
Ychan has some nice pics scattered about, though.
Check there.


8.

None

Topic: My Guitar...

Posted: 11/06/09 07:25 PM

Forum: General


10.

None

Topic: How do you give someone the brush

Posted: 11/06/09 07:18 PM

Forum: General

Stab them.


11.

None

Topic: Worste date in history is mine...

Posted: 10/29/09 08:57 PM

Forum: General

It could have been worse.
You could have gotten her to fuck you, but IT WAS A TRAP!


12.

None

Topic: Are we realy just Homo sapien?

Posted: 10/29/09 08:50 PM

Forum: General

At 10/29/09 08:50 PM, HuntersMoon wrote: I thought we were Homo Sapien Sapiens.

We are.
Not sure why.


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None

Topic: The end of the universe

Posted: 10/29/09 09:37 AM

Forum: General

Nothing ever truely ends.

However, Man kind's end will come from either nuking eachother to death or the dieties and monster gods of the Cthulhu Mythos.


14.

None

Topic: Any movies that make you cry?

Posted: 10/25/09 01:31 AM

Forum: General

At 10/25/09 01:30 AM, FlashCam wrote: Not really....

I did cry in 1 but hat was along time ago...

Yeah, I remember Hat.
Hat was a godly movie.


15.

Crying

Topic: Any movies that make you cry?

Posted: 10/25/09 01:24 AM

Forum: General

Title says (asks) it all.
Any specific movie that brings tears to your eyes, makes you flat out ball, or hurt you to watch?
Post that shit up, no need to be ashamed.

Me>
I LOVE the Aliens franchise.
I grew up with it.
I saw all of the movies in order, from a very young age, and was thrilled out of my big-boy-pants.
That is, untill I saw Resurrection.
Some people cry when E.T. goes home.
Some People cry when the fag from Titanic drowns.
I cry when the Newborn gets sucked into space.
I can't help it, every time that awful monster starts to scream, I moan and gibber with it, as the preassure of the cold cruel void rips it asunder!
I stare at it's terrified face as it dies the most horrible monster death in cinema history.
I feel awful afterwards and nothing cheers me up for days.
;_______________________________________
____________;

Your turn.


16.

None

Topic: Evolutionary flaws in humans?

Posted: 10/24/09 04:08 PM

Forum: General

Oh, lets see.
The only on topic flaws that come to mind are vestigial organs.

Such as the cocyx, or tail bone, the nipples in male humans, and the several useless organ systems that atrophy at this moment.

Other flaws include the idea of religion.
Bad bad bad idea.


17.

None

Topic: The Chinese Cat-girl

Posted: 10/23/09 06:20 PM

Forum: General

*filler text*

The Chinese Cat-girl


18.

None

Topic: The Chinese Cat-girl

Posted: 10/23/09 05:48 PM

Forum: General

At 10/23/09 05:47 PM, M-Y wrote: thats so fucking hot

Fixed


19.

None

Topic: The Chinese Cat-girl

Posted: 10/23/09 05:26 PM

Forum: General


20.

None

Topic: How should I get back at my brother

Posted: 10/14/09 10:32 AM

Forum: General

Rape him.


21.

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Topic: Best thing to happen to NG?

Posted: 10/11/09 01:55 PM

Forum: General

Porn is the best thing that ever graced NG.
That's one of the main reasons it's still going today.


22.

None

Topic: I wish I haven't done that...

Posted: 10/08/09 05:01 PM

Forum: General

I wish I hadn't clicked this topic.
Oh boy...


23.

Blushing

Topic: Favorite flavor of gum

Posted: 10/07/09 08:41 PM

Forum: General

Cum.


24.

None

Topic: What song pumps you up?

Posted: 10/07/09 08:40 PM

Forum: General

Every planet we reach is dead - Gorillaz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LDEm8mC-
Nw

Mungo Jerry - Summer Time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc9wIzi96 _E

Ten CCs - Rubber Bullets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dTnvhGHD GA


25.

None

Topic: Name Thy Bridge

Posted: 10/07/09 08:37 PM

Forum: General

Piece of the wood that gets you across shit.


26.

None

Topic: Teaching Math: Yes Or No?

Posted: 10/07/09 08:36 PM

Forum: General

Yes...
Big yes.


27.

None

Topic: What stereotype are you?

Posted: 10/07/09 08:34 PM

Forum: General

I am the cracka.


28.

None

Topic: If your parents saw your userpage?

Posted: 10/07/09 08:33 PM

Forum: General

If they glanced at it, they'd see Cthulhu,some monster drawings, and words.
If they took the time to read any of it, they'd see furry shit.
Lots of furry shit.
I'd lol so hard when they had a heart attack from it.


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None

Topic: Y did u come to NG?

Posted: 10/01/09 10:31 AM

Forum: General

I was young.
I had dreams of being the greatest animator to ever live.
I've never gotten around to it.
Now I just sit around and blam anything that isn't furry porn.


30.

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Topic: What do i do now?!

Posted: 09/28/09 10:18 PM

Forum: General

Ask her why she did it.
Talk about how it made you feel.


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