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Author Search Results: 'JesusHatesYou'

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31.

Questioning

Topic: like my art?

Posted: 06/20/01 09:45 PM

Forum: General


32.

Questioning

Topic: Artist needed!

Posted: 06/17/01 08:27 PM

Forum: General

At 6/17/01 07:56 PM, UtterNutter wrote: Go away you faggot!
You stole the motto of Tommunism.com for the name of your site!
Your site is shite no one wants to be your pathetic little artist!
GO AWAY ADVERTISE SOMEWHERE ELSE THIS BOARD IS FOR ME AND ME ONLY I OWN YOU ALL!

Man whats up his ass?


33.

Shouting

Topic: Artist needed!

Posted: 06/17/01 07:53 PM

Forum: General

Hello, I am Sandy O'Brien from JHY, we need a artist to assist us with our comics.

if you are interested please contact me imediatly.

thank-you


34.

Happy

Topic: Still ngWo?

Posted: 06/16/01 09:46 PM

Forum: General

Zero Wing

Still ngWo?


35.

Happy

Topic: Crash 'n Burn

Posted: 06/13/01 02:11 AM

Forum: General

At 6/13/01 12:24 AM, JamesMarshall wrote: i used to be known as Crash,
especially when it came to women...

i fell in love with a girl,
and i found out shes head over heels with an asshole...

why does this have to happen to me?

god (if he exists) already fucked me up with ugliness,
ignorance, and annoyance...
why does he need to screw with love?

i dunno...

im jumping out my window,
if you wanna catch me before im gone,
AIM me at pillPenguinpilot...

farewell

Perhaps your trouble with women is because well...You are rather on the ugly side of the human race :)

always glad to help...you know i would make a really good guidance counsler.


36.

None

Topic: Uphm p00p

Posted: 06/11/01 11:45 PM

Forum: General


37.

Happy

Topic: Uphm p00p

Posted: 06/11/01 11:44 PM

Forum: General


38.

Happy

Topic: Go Buy Shirt

Posted: 06/11/01 03:18 AM

Forum: General

Here...Go buy shirt now!

----->http://www.cafepress.com/jesushatesyo/

thank-you
bye


39.

None

Topic: Huh???

Posted: 06/11/01 03:12 AM

Forum: General

At 6/11/01 02:54 AM, OutcastedMisfit wrote: Experience Points: 1,510/1588
Sign-up Date: 1/8/01

What the /1588, is that how many experience that's needed to get to the next level or what? I'm confused, I never saw this before ... is it new or something?

Sweet!!


40.

None

Topic: Help Out JHY

Posted: 06/10/01 10:36 PM

Forum: General

No one...wants a shirt...:(


41.

Questioning

Topic: Help Out JHY

Posted: 06/10/01 05:59 PM

Forum: General

At 6/10/01 05:36 PM, bizwatch wrote:
At 6/10/01 05:32 PM, Acid wrote:
At 6/10/01 05:27 PM, JesusHatesYou wrote: Hey, Help out JHY by buying one of our merchandise.

http://www.cafepress.com/jesushatesyo/

dont say no without looking at the stuff yet.

thanks.

bye.
I might buy a shirt since you have the best Newgrounds Alias name. Jesus does hate me!

http://www.cafepress.com/BlaughWeb

What about seytonluvsyou?

Nah think ill keep the jhy...how come no one wants a t-shirt or a mouse pad?!?!


42.

Happy

Topic: Help Out JHY

Posted: 06/10/01 05:27 PM

Forum: General

Hey, Help out JHY by buying one of our merchandise.

http://www.cafepress.com/jesushatesyo/

dont say no without looking at the stuff yet.

thanks.

bye.


43.

Shouting

Topic: NG Needs A New Look

Posted: 06/09/01 09:48 PM

Forum: General

Newgrounds needs a new look perhaps a brighter look would work better. not that i don't love NG Cause i do, who agrees with me?

Wade if your reading this take it into consideration.

peace


44.

None

Topic: Funny Lookin' Kid

Posted: 06/06/01 12:46 AM

Forum: General

At 6/6/01 12:40 AM, Acid wrote:
At 6/5/01 01:45 AM, JesusHatesYou wrote: Hey you guys wanna see a funny little kid? look! Haha!

Funny :)
Dude, that is funny lookin. Is it YOU?

Nah, it's not me. But it would be funnier if it was hehe


45.

None

Topic: Funny Lookin' Kid

Posted: 06/06/01 12:11 AM

Forum: General

Hahahaha, his names john check it!

Email>>>yannis_john@hotmail.com

Web>>>>http://www.barnsex.homestead.com/barn.html
Hahaha!

Lol

Peace!


46.

Happy

Topic: Funny Lookin' Kid

Posted: 06/06/01 12:08 AM

Forum: General

Hahahaha, his names john check it!

Email>>>yannis_john@hotail.com

Web>>>>http://www.barnsex.homestead.com/barn.html

Hahaha!

Lol

Peace!


47.

None

Topic: 1000 Bottles Of Shit On The Wall

Posted: 06/05/01 02:43 AM

Forum: General

716 bottles of shit on the wall, 716 bottles of SHIT...You take 1 down, pass it around, 715 bottles of SHIT ON THE WALL


48.

Happy

Topic: Funny Lookin' Kid

Posted: 06/05/01 01:45 AM

Forum: General

Hey you guys wanna see a funny little kid? look! Haha!

Funny :)

Funny Lookin' Kid


49.

None

Topic: A poem I wrote.

Posted: 05/30/01 01:52 AM

Forum: General

At 5/29/01 11:57 AM, Perdix wrote: Blueberries not Included

I am touching my nipples
they remind me of clowns
clowns like to smell penguins
penguins feel that Syracuse is too much like bananas
bananas frolic in the garden of ants
ants enjoy leisurly snorting
snorting causes premature helicopters
helicopters create sandwiches
sandwiches are the mark of the pebbles
pebbles inhale running
running emaciates nipples
and the circle is complete

Sincerely,

-Perdix

goodness, with this and my Haikus I should have a poetry section on my website, no one else does that.

How touching...

A poem I wrote.


50.

None

Topic: Shrek is FANTASTIC!

Posted: 05/30/01 12:26 AM

Forum: General

At 5/27/01 08:13 PM, Wall wrote: You should all go see it. 3 years of animation certainly well collaborated.

they used alot of disney shit...but there not disney, in awy they where kinna makin' fun 'o' em


51.

None

Topic: MY PHAT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 05/27/01 05:37 PM

Forum: General

At 5/27/01 12:59 PM, ShastaisSpiderman wrote: I love my car!

True.


52.

None

Topic: Christina Aguilera's not a virgin

Posted: 05/27/01 05:32 PM

Forum: General

At 5/27/01 05:52 AM, Shrapnel wrote: Christina Aguilera's not a virgin...
Vj20 is though.
And they're both 20!

lol

sorry Vj... I'm really hurting in the "stuff to do" department.

I knew this before all of you...(ifuckerd her)

http://www.women.com/entertainment/celebs/haveyouheard/010518hyh.html

While her flaxen-haired peers'
claims of purity persist,
Christina Aguilera's got her
own thing going on.

Namely, sex.

And hair extensions.

The "Genie in a Bottle" singer made soccer moms
weep this week in an interview with Britain's NOW
magazine."I'm no virgin," said the 20-year-old
Aguilera. "I'm all for female sexuality and taking
the sexual power away from the guys."

53.

Happy

Topic: I hereby delcare..

Posted: 05/25/01 11:12 PM

Forum: General

At 5/24/01 01:26 PM, traekwon wrote: there there no food more godlike than low-mein noodles and General Tso's chicken.. I bow down to the powers of the chopstick, too..

This chinese buffet down the street is causing me to put on some extra pound this week..

italian food is mad good too

Maybe you should think before you post, fatty.:)

I hereby delcare..


54.

Happy

Topic: FDA&NG Stickers

Posted: 05/21/01 11:19 PM

Forum: General

At 5/20/01 09:02 AM, TFX wrote:
At 5/20/01 04:53 AM, JesusHatesYou wrote:
At 5/20/01 04:52 AM, OutcastedMisfit wrote:
At 5/20/01 04:40 AM, JesusHatesYou wrote:
At 5/19/01 10:11 PM, Sk8erkid wrote: awe....... see what a sweetie she is??????


hey shok FDA kicks F D ASS can i get some stickers? me and my buddies love FDA & NG thanx
man i why would you post a napster pic, napster sucks penguin dick!

Napster 0wnz j00.

No! bearshare 0wnz j00.
Bearshare takes too damn long to get connected to anyone. Compared to Napster in it's busier days, Bearshare looks like shit.

Well any way thatnk-you every one for the stickers, i really apreciate it :)

FDA&NG Stickers


55.

None

Topic: Mazturbaiting jokes

Posted: 05/20/01 05:25 AM

Forum: General

At 5/19/01 10:02 PM, DudeZilla wrote: 1. Masturbaiting is like pouring soda in a empty glass. It foams all over the place. It's also almost the same thing when you hop into the bathtub with a boner.

2. Masturbaiting is considered cumaggedon, although it's most likely it won't be the end of the world, cuz you will probably do it again.

3. Masturbaiting is done by 70% of the world. That's about the same percent of people without jobs.

4. Masturbaiting is like the stock market. You can rise above 11,000 and just a little more, and fall down.

5. Masturbaiting is like being an idiot. It's when your mom tells you to shut the fuck up.

6. Masturbaiting is when you go to a movie and leave and relize you like it, and want to go see it again maybe tommorow.

7. Masturbaiting is like making a quilt. Do it enough and you'll have patterns.

8. Masturbaiting is telling your mom you did it because you had woman's herpies because she walked in when you were all by yourself.

9. Masturbaiting is like sneezing 8 times. It's also the same thing as an orgasm.

10. Masturbaiting is determining how many rubs it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

11. Masturbaiting is like kicking micheal jackson's ass. Good thing most masturbaiters masturbait every week!

12. Masturbaiting is sadly what strawberry_clock dosen't do. She does foreplay until she wants to submit a new movie. We haven't seen a movie from her in a while huh?

13. Masturbaiting is watching yourself in the dark. That happens in your dreams doesn't it. aw fuck.

14. Masturbaiting is like getting in trouble at school. Annoy the hell out of the teacher until a unreachable climax.

LOL yes i made them up.. BYE

Hey that was almost as funny as a kick in the head...keep up the good work!


56.

None

Topic: I like to smell puppies' arseholez

Posted: 05/20/01 05:24 AM

Forum: General

At 5/19/01 02:12 PM, Adambomb wrote: Its true Its true

Whoa!...

Guys don't stick jellybeans up your nosebad idea!

I like to smell puppies' arseholez


57.

None

Topic: FDA&NG Stickers

Posted: 05/20/01 04:53 AM

Forum: General

At 5/20/01 04:52 AM, OutcastedMisfit wrote:
At 5/20/01 04:40 AM, JesusHatesYou wrote:
At 5/19/01 10:11 PM, Sk8erkid wrote: awe....... see what a sweetie she is??????


hey shok FDA kicks F D ASS can i get some stickers? me and my buddies love FDA & NG thanx
man i why would you post a napster pic, napster sucks penguin dick!

Napster 0wnz j00.

No! bearshare 0wnz j00.


58.

None

Topic: DAN MALO

Posted: 05/20/01 04:48 AM

Forum: General

At 5/20/01 04:24 AM, DanMalo wrote:
At 5/20/01 04:22 AM, LurkerX wrote: Hey, I hear they have free hookers up there in Vegas!
yes....they are called college chicks.

Dan, you kick ass!

DAN MALO


59.

None

Topic: Who Would win in a cat fight?

Posted: 05/20/01 04:45 AM

Forum: General

At 5/16/01 06:49 PM, zack_attack_19 wrote:
At 5/16/01 01:03 AM, Radam wrote:
At 5/16/01 12:24 AM, JesusHatesYou wrote: Who would win ina cat fight:

1. Tom Fulp
2. Will Stamper
#. Al Gore
Oh. Wait. I get it now.

Man, I think any of them could take a cat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! True. How True.

Yeah, i think that stamper could kick some fulp and gore ass...

but hey thats me...

Who Would win in a cat fight?


60.

None

Topic: FDA&NG Stickers

Posted: 05/20/01 04:40 AM

Forum: General

At 5/19/01 10:11 PM, Sk8erkid wrote: awe....... see what a sweetie she is??????


hey shok FDA kicks F D ASS can i get some stickers? me and my buddies love FDA & NG thanx

man i why would you post a napster pic, napster sucks penguin dick!

FDA&NG Stickers


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