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At 6/17/01 07:56 PM, UtterNutter wrote:
Go away you faggot!
You stole the motto of Tommunism.com for the name of your site!
Your site is shite no one wants to be your pathetic little artist!
GO AWAY ADVERTISE SOMEWHERE ELSE THIS BOARD IS FOR ME AND ME ONLY I OWN YOU ALL!
What the /1588, is that how many experience that's needed to get to the next level or what? I'm confused, I never saw this before ... is it new or something?
At 5/29/01 11:57 AM, Perdix wrote:
Blueberries not Included
I am touching my nipples
they remind me of clowns
clowns like to smell penguins
penguins feel that Syracuse is too much like bananas
bananas frolic in the garden of ants
ants enjoy leisurly snorting
snorting causes premature helicopters
helicopters create sandwiches
sandwiches are the mark of the pebbles
pebbles inhale running
running emaciates nipples
and the circle is complete
Sincerely,
-Perdix
goodness, with this and my Haikus I should have a poetry section on my website, no one else does that.
While her flaxen-haired peers'
claims of purity persist,
Christina Aguilera's got her
own thing going on.
Namely, sex.
And hair extensions.
The "Genie in a Bottle" singer made soccer moms
weep this week in an interview with Britain's NOW
magazine."I'm no virgin," said the 20-year-old
Aguilera. "I'm all for female sexuality and taking
the sexual power away from the guys."
At 5/24/01 01:26 PM, traekwon wrote:
there there no food more godlike than low-mein noodles and General Tso's chicken.. I bow down to the powers of the chopstick, too..
This chinese buffet down the street is causing me to put on some extra pound this week..
At 5/19/01 10:02 PM, DudeZilla wrote:
1. Masturbaiting is like pouring soda in a empty glass. It foams all over the place. It's also almost the same thing when you hop into the bathtub with a boner.
2. Masturbaiting is considered cumaggedon, although it's most likely it won't be the end of the world, cuz you will probably do it again.
3. Masturbaiting is done by 70% of the world. That's about the same percent of people without jobs.
4. Masturbaiting is like the stock market. You can rise above 11,000 and just a little more, and fall down.
5. Masturbaiting is like being an idiot. It's when your mom tells you to shut the fuck up.
6. Masturbaiting is when you go to a movie and leave and relize you like it, and want to go see it again maybe tommorow.
7. Masturbaiting is like making a quilt. Do it enough and you'll have patterns.
8. Masturbaiting is telling your mom you did it because you had woman's herpies because she walked in when you were all by yourself.
9. Masturbaiting is like sneezing 8 times. It's also the same thing as an orgasm.
10. Masturbaiting is determining how many rubs it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
11. Masturbaiting is like kicking micheal jackson's ass. Good thing most masturbaiters masturbait every week!
12. Masturbaiting is sadly what strawberry_clock dosen't do. She does foreplay until she wants to submit a new movie. We haven't seen a movie from her in a while huh?
13. Masturbaiting is watching yourself in the dark. That happens in your dreams doesn't it. aw fuck.
14. Masturbaiting is like getting in trouble at school. Annoy the hell out of the teacher until a unreachable climax.
LOL yes i made them up.. BYE
Hey that was almost as funny as a kick in the head...keep up the good work!