i'm getting a bizarre euphoria from this news. Brown and Harman are better than Blair and Prescott, but I am thinking that it'll be that blue bastard Cameron in a few years anyway so fuck. i don't think we're going to be getting a good libertarian government that aims towards a functioning anarchy any time soon anyway.
At 4/24/07 02:46 PM, Thirty-Thirty wrote: I dont think i could get off to girls eating shit or chocolate. Both are not erodic and one is disgusting.
That's because you can't get off to girls.
At 4/2/07 01:42 PM, BirthofaNova wrote: Every person is a hypocrite in one way or another. That is a fact of life. You should simply accept it.
no they're not, almost everyone isn't a hypocrite. 'not practising what you preach' isn't being a hypocrite, it's just not practising what you preach. not knowing all the facts before you make an argument isn't hypocrisy, it's just ignorance. 'pot calling the kettle black' is probably the closest phrase that resembles hypocrisy, and even that's not it, like a heroin addict saying 'junkies are pathetic, look at how much my life sucks' whilst shooting up isn't hypocricy either.
it's like if I said 'you are a real stingy bastard, I'm a better person than you are because you're cheap," and I was a real tight cunt too. Like it's saying you're a better person than other people despite you having the exact same flaws as them. there is an element of hypocrisy for instance in drunken conversations about why drug users are scum, but even then, not really, since that's not particularly flagrant and there is a socially enforced distinction between alcohol and other drugs.
does NO-ONE know what a hypocrite is? every time that word is used it's used to mean something totally different to hypocrite
that was an alt that was deliberately trying to start a flame war, and drugs are like religion in that most people stick to the point of view they've been told and believe everything they get told and always will despite evidence
it's not illegal text, £££
it's a British pound, it's about $2
i've heard that a million fucking times
you should have given him some more bad one-liners, he likes those
At 3/17/07 04:06 PM, Bolo wrote: Funny, how I have never had a cigarette, marijuana, heroin, or any other drug, only two sips of alcohol in my entire life, and I'm a nationally recognized essay-writer, unofficial author, and artist.
Well I apologise for saying 'everyone' when I meant 'everyone except you'. Well done, clap fucking clap. I have a small amount of respect for people who don't use drugs at all, but the fact is that basically everyone does. Those who look down on normal, well-rounded, intelligent people who use other drugs than they do are dicks.
Your logic reeks of steamy, chunky shit.
suck my balls you cock
At 3/17/07 10:26 AM, Straight-Edge wrote: Surprisingly, as i think about it, this makes total sense, and follows my philosophy, if you're stupid enough to do something that can get you killed, then you deserve to die.
how about, you have the freedom to harm yourself so long as you don't harm anyone else?
whatever, you high and mighty faggot
At 3/17/07 10:20 AM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: But I don't want to have pollution whenever I go somewhere. And it's very likely everyone here in NG has caught second-hand smoke, and it's more deadly than actually smoking since it was from another user.
yes because the lungfuls of smoke a smoker inhales are less dangerous than the tiny amounts of smoke a passive smoker inhales.
At 3/17/07 10:15 AM, Net-terrorist wrote: Although I've lost lots of dignity and pride for myself. I just felt that if I never took drugs, my life would never be complete. I was probably wrong and I do regret taking that one cigarette. Oh well, what's done is done.
why would you want to beat yourself up? you wanted to take drugs, so you did, you wanted to see what smoking was like so you did. it's not like you've betrayed yourself or these goody losers on the internet, who would look down on you for smoking one cigarette. when I was your age I wanted to try pills and shrooms and weed and acid and everything, and fuck society telling me I shouldn't, because I wanted to, and so do lots of people. the only reason you'd lose any dignity is because dickheads over the internet think being high and mighty about any drugs is the only way to be, rather than trying to at least be slighty understanding.
everyone in this thread will have smoked a cigarette or a cigar and will have gotten so drunk they threw up and made an idiot out of themselves at some point in their lives so fuck allowing them to look down on you, they're idiots too, everyone takes drugs and gets fucked up or de stressed and it's the people who experiment early who don't turn into alcoholics or drug addicts when they're older
if you're too much of a pussy to smoke and then forget about it perhaps you shouldn't smoke
one cigarette wont hurt you, they don't look for tobacco in blood tests, there is no wrong way to smoke, it's not even particularly worse for you if you light the cork end by accident, so no, there's no ultra-dangerous way to smoke. the safest way to smoke is to not inhale but then you're just wasting your time
At 3/17/07 09:46 AM, tribalfusion-X wrote:The UOTD is hot,No she is not.
You got nerve,
You pedoplilic perv!
Go die in some flames,
And leave alone the thames.
Yep my sir, you are busted,
Look out man, cause your sword will soon be rusted!
Go do it like a cow,
And stop fappin on her... NOW!!
that's the worst rap I've ever read ffs you weren't even freestyling, you were writing down, you could have thought of some better rhymes than that.
she isn't particularly ugly, nor is she particularly attractive, but she looks too prepubescent, she might grow up into something nice
Why is England a more important and world changing country than America?
- Industrial revolution
At 3/7/07 06:38 PM, packow wrote: brain-fizz, hard to concentrate the day after
when I get really really stoned then i might have a bit of a haze-over that is miles nicer than a hangover the next morning but it goes away after I have breakfast and go outside.
being stoned or "fizzed" all the time is not good
it's never stopped me from doing anything, I enjoy hanging around with people and playing music and listening to music when I'm stoned, I can study fine, I don't particularly want to play sports or anything so I don't see the problem.
there's a better chance of you developing it in your teens instead.
who knows, all the research is very skimpy. I would imagine a period of depression or a painful divorce or the death of a child is far more likely to cause schizophrenia, most weed smokers don't develop schizophrenia.
But while you're high, you might have a hard time remembering what topping was on the pizza that you devoured.
what is most noticeable is that you forget the storyline of the tv show you just watched. but i can still study high. a cup of coffee or anything sorts out the haze over if you can't focus the next day and it's far nicer than a hangover
long term cannabis smokers can usually handle themselves and focus when they're stoned, it has never hindered my abilities
At 3/7/07 05:55 PM, CrazyManIgor wrote: People who smoke weed will have a hard time concentrating, anxiety, adverse affect on memory and laziness, would you risk having some of these problems just to get a high?
that's bullshit, you're completely sorted when you're on it. weed is between coffee and alcohol on the scale of 'how much does it fuck you up,' you're not going to have any serious problems smoking it often as a chillout evening thing. just like you wouldn't have any serious problems drinking coffee every morning other than not being able to wake up without it, if you smoke a joint every evening it might be difficult to unwind without it. it's not anything amazing or addictive, it's just the body getting used to using something else to alter your chilledness levels.
people who seriously think it will cause schizophrenia should only smoke it, the same research can be spun to say that people with schizophrenia are more likely to smoke weed, which is totally understandable too, it really doesn't fuck your mind up much and I would be surprised if there was any real danger of a normal person getting schizophrenia, which there isn't.
you guys are fools, long term marijuana use can definitely cause one side effect, ie you can't sleep much. most proper weed smokers use the relaxant effects of weed as a sleeping pill, just like if you had a few cans before bedtime every night it might be difficult to get to sleep without them. doesn't mean it's addictive.
long term weed smokers also might not appreciate how much weed has helped their life, helping them to lose all their anxiousness and emotional instability.
At 3/6/07 09:00 PM, JesusBukkake wrote: Insulting someone for a reason even if it's because they have a difference of opinion, on a forum, is a totally different thing and you really are all fucking morons for not realising it.
You do agree with me now that I've put it like that, right? I'd rather you understood why you can be a dick on forums but not on reviews than you didn't but didn't want to respond. It's like, if a book reviewer wrote back saying, "this was shit, fuck you for wasting my time jackass," then they'd get fired and would no longer be allowed to be a book reviewer.
Because flash movies are what keep newgrounds afloat and abusing the artist that made something to entertain you just because you feel like a dick is fucking ridiculous behaviour and NG is right to stamp it out. NG is not trying to be some fucking politeness police, it doesn't care if you're an asshole, it just doesn't want you to insult the people who provide it with traffic to the extent that they'll thjnk 'this place is full of hentai fans who don't care about my flashes and call me a dick because they didn't like it'. Insulting someone for a reason even if it's because they have a difference of opinion, on a forum, is a totally different thing and you really are all fucking morons for not realising it.
did you guys not used to read maddox? you should check out some of his earlier stuff, it was funny then.
i actually read an article in a newspaper a few days ago saying talktofrank was terrible and you phone them up for drugs advice and its just like 'all i can say is don't do it' or 'your friends are mental for doing crystal meth don't be silly' rather than anything useful
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi ?u=macs_cant
he's totally out of fucking ideas. i cant believe he spent four months thinking up such hilarity, and about such a poignant issue too. last it was 'sony sucks' and now it's 'macs suck'. next i think he should do a 'the simpsons have gone downhill' one and then maybe an 'aftershave adverts are stupid' one because they're equally good ideas if not more so.
maddox is losing his user base, he must have used all of his jokes and material in his book since the 4 updates he has done in the last year are so fucking stupid.
how shit maddox has become, websites in homage to his are like a million times better nowadays with equally funny people writing for them, just more often
enjoy maddox's new update anyway
At 3/1/07 09:38 AM, tom12262 wrote: 1. you need to get a life 2. get off halo for a bit 3.shut up
stop being offensive
At 3/1/07 09:27 AM, tom12262 wrote: Just so you know im a christian, but then why did i say christ sakes, because im not perfect, im not a saint, besides thats nothing to do with the topic, but before i get back to it, id like to say this as unoffensive as possible, stop acting like a no it all, are you even a christian, do you even whats offensive and not, no offense but please stop with dictionary robot thing...
hes saying your opinions on offensive posts are retarded because making statements that offend the beliefs of others is the whole point of free speech and theyre doubly retarded since you said 'christ sakes' which is offensive
whenever i want to research a drug i plan on doing I check Frank
It means i don't really know what the effects might be but who cares about that
frank lets me know that it might be cut with rat poison and that i can go to jail for 5 years if i do it and that it could cause loads of adverse effects and that in the eyes of the law passing a joint to a friend is dealing too
three bulletpoints on the effects and 12 on the risks seems like a sensible drugs resource for kids who really want to know what drugs they're taking are like
the only thing it doesn't tell me is what it makes you feel like or think like or what to expect or any real decent trip reports
what a useful drugs resource talktofrank is
well done uk government and thanks a lot
erowid is a website for hippies who promote drugs needlessly and pretend that they have actual effects beyond making you talk a lot and giggle
in fact the only reason youd add god to evolution is because it makes it seem like a march of progress and says mankind was divinely inspired to be at the top and makes it like everything has a purpose and you have a purpose. if anyone is agnostic because they think god might have helped in evolution, the only reason youd think that is because you like religion and the emotional crutch religion provides and because it fulfills your desire to be important and purposeful and to have a meaning and a reason in life. Or because everyone else believes it and the majority have given you doubts about belief. so change your mind and dont be agnostic. evolution is good evidence that there isnt a personal god.
god is totally unnecessary in the theory of evolution, Darwin was agnostic but didn't believe in the personal mainstream god he used to after he realised what was going on because he realised that including god in evolution was like saying, it was both god and continental drift that made those mountains, or it was both god and a chemical reaction that make my papier mache volcano erupt, or some other pointless addition of god to a scientific theory.
you dont share dentures, that's unhygenic and theyre made to specification for your own gums and missing teeth anyway so they wouldnt fit
and you would have your dentures glued in place anyway
because you should die of aids
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