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At 9/16/08 06:28 PM, Raguel wrote: I'd probably tell him how to erase the history of what he's looking at on the net.

Then he can do what he likes himself. If he stays quiet and you don't mention it again at least he'll know you're alright about it and he has someone to talk to if he needs it.

And if it isn't him he'll just think you're a bit weird.

Like this is good advice I think, considering it's a family PC.

When I saw it I was like 'shit, how did he do that, I'm on this PC all the time' but I remember when I was 14 I wanked over internet porn when everyone was in the kitchen and I was in the front room, like I was furiously milking myself.

I wont say anything other than 'here's some advice on how to look at porn discreetly, now you're 14'. Good advice, thanks guys.

- Earfetish (4 post quota)

At 6/23/08 02:14 PM, JesusBukkake wrote:

At 6/23/08 02:10 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: I rather just go to purgatory and work off my sins.

Your emotional responses don't matter.

I advise you to read this thread on why not believing in the afterlife is AWESOME
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7004 45/3

page 1 tho

the OP

lol I'm spamming the fuck out of this thread but it is pretty speedy, anyway I'm gonna smoke and watch telly

At 6/23/08 02:10 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: I rather just go to purgatory and work off my sins.

Your emotional responses don't matter.

I advise you to read this thread on why not believing in the afterlife is AWESOME
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7004 45/3
then this
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3139 39
then this
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/4866 27
and maybe this
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7082 94/1

- Earfetish

At 6/23/08 02:08 PM, e-lord wrote: Then how did I get born if there was nothing?

uh.... your parents fucked

At 6/17/08 09:21 AM, Trinidex wrote: So does holding in smoke from a bong hit (or joint I guess) get you more high or what?

I've heard eight heartbeats is the optimum. It gives you more time to absorb the smoke through your lungs, and obviously the longer the better - there are drugs that you have to hold in your lungs for 30 seconds before they start working, so that definitely leads me to believe holding it in makes it stronger.

But not massively so. I'd imagine most of it is ingested in the first few moments.

At 6/17/08 09:15 AM, groundpwndr wrote: did you live there or just touristing ( i went for vacation and ending up staying )

Just touristing. I've been there three times but only once aged over 18; the other two times with my family. It'd be nice to move there, or to Canada, or to San Fransisco, or to any of the places where I could get weed legally.

Although I buy off a legend up here, who has got high-quality strains and knows the cultivators. So it's not so bad.

4 posts in the last half hour, alt account right here

HIV positive girls.

Anyway I thought that was lovely.

At 1/13/08 02:24 PM, bigbadron wrote: atheism is just as stupid as any other religion. it's a club you belong to. that's all it is.

agnostics who think the subject is irrelevat are also a 'club' by your definition

All a lot of people know about drugs is taken from rather biased sources. As a fan of drugs and drug culture, I feel somewhat compelled to write a bit on drug culture.

I remember when I first heard of the Gateway Drug hypothesis, I was told it was drug dealers trying to shift heavier stuff on you. However, drug dealers are not persistent salesmen - the conversation will go:

"Hey I'm getting some pills in next week, you interested?"
"Yes/no."
"Ok."

They're not amazing salesmen, drug dealers. The REAL gateway happens at parties, using ALCOHOL. When you're drunk. When you're using the only legal intoxicant available, you're far more likely to do a line than if you're not drunk. Recklessness happens at parties with drugs about, when you're pissed. Every time I have snorted a substance, sometimes the substance being a mysterious, unclaimed pill, it has been because I was exceptionally drunk and it was available.

The only way you could link this to cannabis, or any other mild-ish drug, is that I would be more likely to encounter coke or speed or whatever at a party where everyone is already using mild drugs. But not really. The right bathroom in the right pub is a fine place to find hard drugs.

There is a big difference between drugs that isn't heralded by the media or your schools. There are only a couple of drugs that are actually dangerous and should be approached with real caution, the rest aren't likely to cause you any real damage. The thing is, the rest, you do sober, and the dangerous ones, you do drunk.

Alcohol is the biggest fucking gateway to dangerous drugs, in my experience. Which is vastly better than the experience of someone who isn't involved in drug culture. Crystal Meth sounds like a better evening to drunk ears than stoned ears.

At 12/31/07 12:35 PM, valium9 wrote: oh look- the aethiest is defending his nazi views with childish insults instead of reasoned arguments, what a surprise! ...not!

Hey look, the atheist has responded with reasoned arguments to the religious guy who said he wanted the atheist dead, and the religious guy has responded to none of them!

Any outside observer can tell I've comprehensively shat all over you. Definitely. Don't fool yourself, cocksucker, and don't think I started the flames either.

At 12/31/07 12:27 PM, Slick-Rob wrote: Sadistic Monkey you keep your faith and I'll keep mine, but personally I'm getting tired of your hate rants you make towards Christians who make good points that you can't refute.

What a bullshit way to admit defeat.

How come the universe is so big, if God made the Earth, cares about its inhabitants, and sent his only begotten son to die for their sins
or the Universe, the galaxies are our small representative volumes, and there are something like 10^11 to 10^12 stars in our galaxy, and there are perhaps something like 10^11 or 10^12 galaxies.

With this simple calculation you get something like 10^22 to 10^24 stars in the Universe.

There is no personal God.

At 12/31/07 12:30 PM, valium9 wrote: 11 years to date, with RS lessons twice a week up till this september, and i've never heard any preaching in my lessons

Well done you. I would probe further and ask more questions, but you're just a cocksucker so there's no point. Rest assured I'm not imagining what happened in Primary School, and a lot of my friends, religious or otherwise, have had similar experiences.

Actually, I do have one question. Did you sing songs in Assembly? What was the content of those songs?

and read any aethiest heavy metal quotes which say things like ''kill the christian'' and all stuff about how christianity is bad and anti-jesus stuff etc.

Suck my dick.

At 12/31/07 12:21 PM, valium9 wrote: wr-wr-wr-WRONG!

oh really? How many years did you spend in the British public school system? Was it... 14 years to date? Or was it... 0 years?

also- the most damage ever done to the world was by aethist countries- look what the USSR did

state control =/= atheism

find me any contemporary atheist writing that agrees with killing religious people and suppressing religion

look at how the Catholic Church supported the Nazis

At 12/31/07 12:17 PM, McJesus wrote:

At 12/31/07 12:13 PM, Earfetish wrote: I am completely in support of people believing what they want to believe. I just want to convince them they're wrong. I want 50% of the Western World on my side.

Right...

What's wrong with that? I'm fine with you believing in Communism too, I'd just rather convince you that free market capitalism is inherently better. You can be alright with people believing whatever they like, but still want them to change their minds and agree with you.

sheesh

It's only in religious discourse that I've got to justify why I'm giving my opinion. If we were arguing politics, everyone would agree 'it's fine for you to believe that, and it's fine for me to try to convince you you're wrong', but with religion it's 'you're such an intolerant bastard'.

you'll have to state why you disagree with what I'm saying, rather than just write 'right...'

- Earfetish

btw this is a bumped thread guys, I might not totally agree with all my prior opinions

Now I mention it, some of you guys do have hella lame usernames. But I can do better than 'earfetish'. And less embarrassing. You just need something explicit. Or to do with the profession of pimping.

At 12/30/07 10:45 PM, life wrote: Don't even think about changing it earfetish. You'll NEVER be the same.

EVER.

Yeah, correct. Even if I started with an alt account I'd be totally different. And there is of course the fact that I have a dominating level and postcount on this account. And I've had this name consistently for years and years and years. And bitches like nibbling ears.

revealing an alt account with a totally better name

I used this to flame some of you bastards so hahaha

i dont see why you would ever hit a girl unless you feared for your own personal safety

girls are fragile

hitting a girl makes you a bully, really, no matter how badly they piss you off you dont hit them

At 7/15/07 12:27 AM, Serbian-terrorist wrote:

At 7/15/07 12:22 AM, Joe67 wrote: Whoa where did that come from.

Read his first sentence... See the word "proven"?

he might have proven it by not being able to get a hard on with a gay guy desperate to suck his cock

i am comfortable with my sexuality and for that reason i dont grope men or kiss men - because i am aware that i wouldnt like it

one of you pro-incest-marriage people is going to have to comment on the fact that if your mum is shagging you she's also probably abusing you and you probably have no power or control over the relationship at all

or your older brother or sister

in fact they would probably groom you from birth so you can be their little incestuous sex toy

i'm all for keeping the government out of peoples personal lives and what you do with yourself, drugs or sex or whatever, is fine, so long as you dont hurt anyone, but if your dad is having sex with you you are getting raped and you need to get out of that relationship, not get married

its not like making incestuous marriage legal would make more people engage in incestuous sex, in fact people would marry just to keep the money in the family and have sex with people outside of the family, but you cant be having the government condoning incest

i have witnessed incest in a work environment, its probably confidential so i will say no more, but suffice to say the daughter was messed up because of it

i would think in 90% of cases there is an obvious power difference and someone is getting abused, whether they are aware of it or not

especially with parent/child relationships

cutters choice is better anyway

or cherry menthol or something from a tobacconist

cheaper too

£2.65 seems closer to the amount you would pay for 12.5gs

i joined whatever year will make me appear cool and knowledgable and involved with you guys but wade deleted my account or something

At 7/13/07 11:43 PM, esko-man wrote: Nope, not gay. I think a strap-on in the ass by a girl is considered gay though, since it is meant to be a simulated penis...

SEX WITH MEN IS GAY, LIKING MEN IS GAY, EVERYTHING ELSE IS STRAIGHT. seriously you morons. there's no such thing as 'considered gay', because you are either gay or not, its only whether you like guys or not.

having sex with chicks with dicks is even the pastime of straight men and gays dont get involved.

its only having sex with men who think they are men and who look like men that is gay.

At 7/13/07 11:38 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: well im not sure if enjoying it would be gay, women have a different feel than men if u know what im sayin (if u dont, ur probably a new grounds regular) on one end, ur enjoying BEING penetrated while on the other hand its by a girl (not a shemail either)

being penetrated does not make you gay either. a girl with a strap on fucking you up the ass while you shit all over the bed and call her daddy doesnt make you gay. the only thing that makes you gay is finding men sexy. experiment all you like with things going into your anus but keep it safe and dont lose anything up there

some of you guys are obviously very stupid

'gay' means 'you find men attractive', anal stimulation has nothing to do with finding men attractive unless it is a man stimulating your anus

that said i wouldn't brag to my friends about being fingered up the ass by a girl

At 7/13/07 06:47 PM, Delta66 wrote: Bah, I was being very stupid. VERY STUPID. Sometimes... I post like that.

Let's pretend that never happened... and I'll just go now...

no chance mate you've shown yourself to be an idiot with some whacked out opinions on drugs

i don't know anyone who does drugs to be cool, but that's not saying that they're not cool and that the cool kids don't do them

it's easier to balance yourself on weed than alcohol and no-one really wants to do ecstasy or shrooms or acid every day because functioning normally is nice too, and most sensible people leave it at least a week for their brain chemicals to get back to normal and most people usually only allow themselves to get fucked about once a month and not when they've got to study or whatever

if you allow yourself to get addicted to coke or crack or heroin you are a fucking idiot, don't do it regularly and definitely don't do it daily

if you have allowed weed to turn you into a pathetic high school dropout and you were missing classes because you were high, then perhaps it is you that sucks

i disagree with satanism because although it's good to look out for number one, pissing all over the weaker number two and three for your benefit is not how i would like to behave