Me and my girlfriend (In b4 no girlfriend, enjoy your hand ect.)

Are having issues. She doesn't think i love her. So she says "Go to church and stop being so sexual and that will prove you love me" And im like "Woah back the fuck up."

She's using me not "Loving" her to get me to change the way i am. I told her thats like me saying "have sex with me or you don't love me" Which would be using the "you dont love me" for what i want.

So what do i do? I do love her. Do i give in and change the way i am? Or just tell her to find some other guy to change.

Keep in mind we've already had sex been in a relationship for about 6 months. We do love each other she's just hardheaded.

I know the newgrounds BBS isn't exactly the best place for advice, but hey some of you must have something to say....

At 4/14/09 09:31 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Wow, you are kind of a douche...

How?

I'm a guy! Sometimes i act all "Sexual" on accident!

It's a hormones thing i guess......

At 4/14/09 09:30 PM, Nerubweaver19 wrote: yeah some douche will prolly LOL at this
well i say give her a chance and try to explain things out
like 'i love you and all but i just need a fuck every now and then'
but if she still is bitchy
leave

Well said.

Me and my girlfriend (In b4 no girlfriend, enjoy your hand ect.)

Are having issues. She doesn't think i love her. So she says "Go to church and stop being so sexual and that will prove you love me" And im like "Woah back the fuck up."

She's using me not "Loving" her to get me to change the way i am. I told her thats like me saying "have sex with me or you don't love me" Which would be using the "you dont love me" for what i want.

So what do i do? I do love her. Do i give in and change the way i am? Or just tell her to find some other guy to change.

Keep in mind we've already had sex been in a relationship for about 6 months. We do love each other she's just hardheaded.

I know the newgrounds BBS isn't exactly the best place for advice, but hey some of you must have something to say....

At 2/24/09 11:48 PM, xports wrote:

At 2/24/09 11:44 PM, Dragonberry wrote: What are the grossest sex positions you've heard of? Today, this girl was talking about something called an Alabama Hotpocket. She said you shit into a vagina and you fuck it as the shit oozes out.

DISCLAIMER:

We in Alabama DO NOT endorse this position.

Thank you.

I second Alabama not endorsing this.

At 2/6/09 07:43 PM, Achilles2 wrote: GREAT NEWS:

Republican and Democrat Senators and the President have reached a deal on the stimulus package - $780 Billion. 42% of it is tax cuts, 58% of it is spending.

Thats awesome!

At 2/5/09 06:10 PM, JaY11 wrote: Well they should get rid of the martyrdom and juggernaut perks for a start.

Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

The demo epically fails.

I do not like it at all.

I wouldn't want a sequel anyway.

If you don't have the game yet wait a while.

There will be a new version of the game coming to stores with the new content already on the disc.

Don't get your panties in a bunch.

They're releasing content all year.

I for one am glad that we're even getting extra content.

Im defiantly pre-ordering this shit.

Amazing troll.

I <3 this thread

Way more fun than most shooters out there honestly.

Laptop if you're the kind of person that is on the go and needs the internet and mobility. You can take all your files anywhere.

Desktop if you really don't go anywhere and just have a home network. Also good if you just never have any reason to have a computer everwhere.

Looks like this thread was a great idea

At 11/25/08 01:17 AM, killaboy69 wrote:

At 11/25/08 12:48 AM, gt44coder wrote: Not intended for humor.

Go fuckyourself i'm not even black and i'm offended by that. Seriously if you're going to be a troll like that join the Klu Klux Klan

In reality you look more like an ignorant fuck then he does.

I dare you to prove me fucking wrong.

Lol i was watching CNN and they said that McCain could only win if he won every state left.

At 10/30/08 07:29 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: All I care about is the current hideous lag on the in-game dashboard.

That needs fixing.

Mine doesn't lag

I could care less.

Amazing topic

At 10/30/08 03:10 AM, SmokeX28 wrote: also, they're in little blue potion bottles. lol.

Oh wow.

They're probably just sugar water

Nerdiest thing iv'e ever heard.

OH HOW ABOUT THE JOKER NO ONE WILL HAVE THAT COSTUME.

/sarcasm

At 10/30/08 02:43 AM, CMG-UTOPIA-2008 wrote:

At 10/30/08 02:37 AM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: Thats over reacting if it actually hurt they would grab their lower stomach

no... just no

Have you ever been kicked in the balls before?

Tim if it's a boy

Timantha if it's a girl

At 10/29/08 07:31 PM, Fleshlight wrote: i want to rape his unborn baby

Oh wow.

At 10/30/08 02:39 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: inside my own asshole

Im impressed.

Please go on