169 Forum Posts by "Jesus-of-Nazareth"
The principle is that you judge people on their actions, not how they were born. Everybody is responsible to their actions, that means that you can judge and discriminate based on what people do. Judging people based on features they were born with, however, is a "no no" since you cannot justifiably determine how a person will act based on that.
It's all very simple.
At 12/4/07 05:41 AM, John12346 wrote:At 12/4/07 05:39 AM, Jesus-of-Nazareth wrote: What do I do?You learn how to follow the rules.
It's a thread about the typical kinds of threads people make on Newgrounds using Jesus' life as an example. The thread title is fine, it delivers what it promises.
Dumbass Jew.
Hey Newgrounds, didn't know where else to turn so I'm pouring my heart out to the gentle souls of NG.
It all started when I fucked my mom. As it turns out I got her pregnant, just my luck. What's more, my Dad's a total prick, by which I mean Myself. I mean, He, or I, or Whomever, sent Me to My death in order to save the people who were calling for My blood. What a total jackass, right? What's more, He, or I, always expects me to be completely perfect. I mean, we're talking sinless, I'm not even allowed to so much as THINK about a woman in a sexual sense, do you know how hard it is to masturbate like that? It's brutal, I can't even technically give Myself a "stranger" because Dad won't let Me because it's like thinking about someone else. He just doesn't understand Me.
What do I do?
At 10/14/06 12:30 AM, cornbin wrote: Is that YOUR sweet van?
<picture of brown van from 80's/>
It's mine. Fucker's trying to hone in on my territory.
At 10/7/06 09:44 PM, Clunes wrote: sure you did, why else would it be in the quoted text? you're a liar and now jesus is crying because of you.
That's not true, I never cry. I just... I just had something in my eye is all...
God, I'm so alone. :(
At 10/6/06 12:46 AM, Pop-Rocks wrote: I'm a sinner. A cyber sinner
No dude, it's the internet, you're alright. I would know, I'm Jesus, lol.
At 8/12/06 09:33 PM, -Edd- wrote: Im a motherfucking Snake on a motherfucking Plane, biatch!
Okay, I'm going to retract dying for your sins. You're on your own.
At 8/12/06 09:22 PM, -Edd- wrote: ........Jesus loves me..................
Who the fuck are you?
At 6/24/06 03:29 AM, Veerwhil wrote: Yes it is very bad, because Jesus is videotaping you.
And that's... that's purely for medical and educational purposes... not for my own personal pleasure at all.
At 6/24/06 03:35 AM, Spawnlevel120 wrote: No it is not true cuz i do it 5 times a day and if anything my dick ahs gottemn bigger because of it. So there is your answer now please ppl stop making masturbation topics.
It's getting bigger because you're 13 and you aren't mature yet.
Yeah, she was pretty easy to get into the sack, too, all I had to do was say that I had candy in the van.
At 5/6/06 02:53 PM, BFG_Nine-Thousand wrote: Nothing short of the second coming of Jesus Fucking Christ of Nazareth could make Bush popular again.
No, I really don't think that would have anything to do with the popularity of Bush, to tell you the truth.
RISE, SLOUGH OFF YOUR OPPRESSIVE BOUGEOISES TASKMASTER AND JOIN ME IN GLORIOUS REVOLUTION!
At 4/2/06 04:44 AM, DeadKraz wrote: Please play nice on the internets or else you will make Internet Jesus cry.
What the fuck? Who the hell do you think you are?
I Newgrounds, clearly.
Well, that's one of many reasons as to why I rule. The other is that thing I do with my tongue. Ask your mother, she knows.
At 3/7/06 07:58 PM, PirateKirby wrote: Jesus told me to tell you to learn to spell.
He lies!
At 3/1/06 04:19 PM, Grammer wrote: Smoking doesn't hurt you at all. Just like alcohol, pot, cutting yourself, and eating dung. Nope, they're all perfectly fine.
And don't forget to snort everything under the sink. It's cool.
At 2/22/06 05:14 PM, -Cathal- wrote: I`d also like a Jesus Christ action figure, purely for the novelty of being able to play with Jesus.
Age: 14
You know, I have lots of Jesus action figures in my robe. Why don't you reach in there and look for one.
At 2/22/06 12:50 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: I don't think pedos like to masturbate to babies but rather to young children.
Shows how much you know.
At 2/21/06 08:42 PM, siranco wrote: Yes thats absolutely attrocious
looked at the links in your sig lately? lemme rephresh your memory: "lol blowjob" - Jesus
Excellent sleuthing detective.
This is absolutely atrocious. Blaspheming God like that, you should all be ashamed.
At 2/15/06 08:26 PM, LadyGrace wrote: insensitive crap
I happen to be very sensitive about my Christian beliefs. I cannot stand such blasphemy, and therefore, I will cry, bitch, and/or moan about it.
At 2/13/06 09:18 PM, ipeeongoats wrote: Thou shalt not speak my unholy name!
lol, okay spaz
At 1/30/06 06:42 PM, --MRED-- wrote: NO MY VAN IS BETTER
get in...i have candy
I need my other sig back but the one i have now rawks :'(
Pfft, amateur.
At 12/31/05 10:00 AM, Drake_SI wrote:At 12/29/05 12:42 AM, TheMartyr18 wrote: They can just call him Jesus of Nazerath....lol, OW, Jesus of Nazerath! lol can't see myself saying that.
And why the hell not?
