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Response to: my duck eats cum Posted June 12th, 2007 in General

I always knew that Donald Duck was gay.

Response to: Anyone here speak french? Posted June 10th, 2007 in General

At 6/10/07 10:48 AM, FULLMETALHOBO21 wrote: Si vous devez aller, je mettrai dessus un visage heureux et dirai je t'aime...

The grammar is awful in this sentence. She should have said : "Si vous devez y aller, je mettrai un visage heureux dessus et je te dirai que je t'aime"...

Response to: I just had bellybutton sex. Posted June 10th, 2007 in General

Nose sex and ear sex are better!!

Response to: Hey i just wanted to share this pic Posted May 17th, 2007 in General

"So you created, a gay rat?"

I SO want to be researcher. Looks like fun.

Response to: V-Tech Rampage Posted May 17th, 2007 in NG News

Meanwhile, in the portal...

V-Tech Rampage gets 130,000+ views 5 days after it's uploading. Pissing off people is (sadly) the best way to get attention.

Oh, and let the game stay. I'm not concerned by the shootings, so I don't care. I don't remember the admins deleting anything after it has passed judgement (except for stolen things, of course), let's keep it that way.

Response to: This is not spam Posted April 30th, 2007 in General

Merry Christmas.

Response to: So Ngbbs, Let Me Tell You A Story Posted April 24th, 2007 in General

Tell me more please.

Response to: There is a thing in my pocket... Posted April 24th, 2007 in General

There is something in my pocket. It long, hard, and it's tip is red.
It's a match.

Response to: Cartoon Erection Posted April 24th, 2007 in General

"Hey guys, wanna do a circle jerk ?"

Response to: Best Games Console In Your Opinion Posted April 23rd, 2007 in General

Current generation, the Wii/X-Box360 combo. For old consoles, I'll say Super Nintendo.

Response to: 9/11 conspiracy. Posted April 23rd, 2007 in General

OMG, it's a plane pointed to two documents !
What a conspiracy. The real conspiracy, it's that in 10 or 15 years, some people will start to say that 9/11 never appened, and that there has never been any Twin Towers in NYC. See you in 15 years.

Response to: How many languages can you speak Posted April 23rd, 2007 in General

French, english, a little spanish and latin. I'm still learning english, and the NG BBS helped me learn very interesting words...

Response to: What rank is your city in crime Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

NYC has the biggest number for rape. I have to go there one day.

Response to: find your death from your birthday Posted April 2nd, 2007 in General

Exploding before sex. That's it, i'll never have sex again.

Response to: Games you own but haven't beaten Posted April 2nd, 2007 in General

Metroid Prime (the first one, I don't own the second), I can't get past that flying thing at 80% of the game.
I never finished any RPG.

Response to: Kids on the 4kids fourms need help. Posted April 2nd, 2007 in General

At 4/2/07 10:59 AM, FuriousFox wrote:
At 4/2/07 10:58 AM, WilliWowza wrote: More importantly is why were you on there?
I wasn't.

Someone else sent me a link.

Yeah, yeah...

Response to: I work for your father... Posted April 2nd, 2007 in General

I wanted to post "No.", but it says that it's "illegal text".

Response to: Wave Race 64. Posted April 2nd, 2007 in General

Wave Race 64 is the best game ever, just because of the guy saying "MAXIMUM POWER!!!".

Response to: REDESIGN! Posted April 1st, 2007 in NG News

Awesome new design. Really. I'm serious. But it's sad that you forgot the April's Fools joke this year :(

The redesign joke is lame and expected, but maybe they're working very hard on the redesign... Or not...

Response to: Monthly Vote and Reminders... Posted February 4th, 2007 in NG News

At 2/4/07 02:43 AM, squeakytoad wrote: Definitely making something for bytesize. What's the deadline? I can't find one mentioned in the thread.

I saw it somewhereon the thread, the dealine is : "As soon as possible".

Response to: Monthly Vote and Reminders... Posted February 4th, 2007 in NG News

Finally ! I can vote !
...
Wait... Does that means that I have to actually WATCH the damn movies ?! NOOOOO !!!

Response to: Stupidest User Name? Posted January 8th, 2007 in General

Mine is pretty stupid too. Because it means nothing.

Response to: Header Updates Posted February 21st, 2006 in NG News

At 2/20/06 01:20 AM, Esn wrote: I really liked the old NG slogan a lot better - it was funny! And because it was funny, I remembered it!

("The problems of tommorow, today!")

This one is just somewhat forgettable and doesn't have nay of the spark that the old one had.

It was : "The problems of the future, today!". You already forgot it...

Response to: Photoshop Bedn! Posted January 1st, 2006 in General

At 1/1/06 04:28 AM, ExtraLife wrote:
At 1/1/06 04:22 AM, thelordofcheese wrote: Bedn's having a party. Who's coming?
Ahah nice. The only problem its not his 100th birthday...:>(

It's the 100th page !

Response to: Greetings from Lyon! Posted December 6th, 2005 in NG News

At 12/6/05 08:02 AM, fishsticks3 wrote: your producing a game console???

No. A console game.

Response to: Greetings from Lyon! Posted December 5th, 2005 in NG News

Have a nice stay in Lyon Tom ! Lyon isn't a really nice city, there's lot of pollution in this city. It's se 3rd biggest city of France (1,500,000 inhabitants) and there is not a lot of things to see. Paris is much better. And why have you changed your plane at Madrid ? It's too expensive to get a direct flight ?

Response to: 6 oz.? Posted November 17th, 2005 in General

6 oz. is 16ml. It's a half of a glass of water.

Response to: How much money you got ? Posted November 11th, 2005 in General

I've got two accounts at the bank, one with 1,000 euros ($1,175) and another with more than 600€, and a 10€ note at home (and some spare money, yay i'm rich...)

Response to: i downloaded marcromedia trial Posted November 11th, 2005 in General

You should try to post your question in the Flash Forum.

Response to: Proof that IWP isn't dead. Posted October 1st, 2005 in General

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/269205

Author notes :
"As many of you may know, The animator Jonathon Mathers, aka illwillpress, has recently passed away in a car accident in his home town of New York City. You might remember him for his extremely popular and critically acclaimed Nueroticaly Yours series. Well, here is my tribute to one of the greatest artists of our time. I've spent alot of work on this, so please vote accordingly."

Wow, that wasn't supposed to have appened in Albany ?

http://star.syndicat..p_stories/auto80.php