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Response to: Showers Posted September 20th, 2013 in General

Showers are one of the predesignated points in the day at which I get upset at the general workings of the world.

Response to: Synfig Doing Indiegogo Posted September 20th, 2013 in General

At 9/20/13 05:41 AM, GhostWriterNext wrote: check out the development version

no

Response to: second earthquake at fukashima Posted September 19th, 2013 in General

Fffffffuck.

Response to: Your Bucket List Posted September 18th, 2013 in General

At 9/18/13 05:06 PM, AshleKetchem wrote:
A few of the things on my bucket list are:
Get abs
Nail Luke Bryan
Ride in an English saddle
Be able to run long distances
Do a handstand
Be able to do every pose in yoga perfectly.

-Spit on the president (which president I spit on is irrelevant)
-Convince you i'm Luke Bryan
-Invest in burritos
-Learn to fly one form of aircraft or another
-Be a drifter

Response to: Words you used in the old days? Posted September 18th, 2013 in General

I used to say "hella" in middle school, which was at least 30 years ago.

Response to: Breaking Bad (TV show) Posted September 17th, 2013 in General

At 9/16/13 06:51 AM, Earfetish wrote: Another absolutely sublime episode there. Although the censoring of the word 'fuck' is peculiar.

They've done it a few times now, and honestly I think it takes away from the moment kind of a lot. I think Hank's last words could have been handled a little better.

That being said, holy shit that episode was more emotionally affecting than the entire rest of the show collectively. The scenes of Uncle Todd getting ready to kill Jesse and of Walt & Skylar fighting were both upsetting and horrifying and perfect. Really gotta know how this is gonna play out and who Walt needs a light machine gun to fuck up.

oh also rip gomie, a star among candles

Response to: Evil clown on the loose in Britian. Posted September 17th, 2013 in General

Might not be long before there's a dead evil clown on the streets of Britain

Response to: Shooting at Naval Yard Posted September 16th, 2013 in General

At 9/16/13 03:09 PM, Darthdenim wrote: It's their own fault.

I would never allow myself to get shot.

Someone tried to shoot me once but I gave them a piece of my mind and they ran off with their tail between their legs.

Response to: Fox News does it again. Posted September 15th, 2013 in General

Relax, nobody under the age of 40 is taking it seriously.

Response to: Hello! I want to share my first art Posted September 15th, 2013 in Art

Jesus Christ, you improved like a motherfucker. Maybe I oughtta watch Jazza's videos.

Response to: How to turn yourself black Posted September 15th, 2013 in General

Way to latch on to every shitty, played out black joke from the past 13 years throughout the duration of this thread and still maintain an air of undeserved superiority.

Response to: Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Posted September 14th, 2013 in Video Games

Folks are awfully excited to get their copies a day or two early.

Response to: End of bamboo! New Intuos franchise Posted September 14th, 2013 in General

My Bamboo tablet did well enough when I was using it, but it'd be interesting to compare it to the Intuos ones replacing it.

At 9/14/13 07:54 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
Ummm... this is obviously something you know much about. How about you start from the beginning, where you explain wtf bamboo is, and expalin how it is different from an intuos.

Drawing tablets; this belongs in the art forum, really.

Response to: Jester draws pictures Posted September 14th, 2013 in Art

Not sure that i'm finished, but not sure what else to do.

am I at 3 pages yet please

Jester draws pictures

Response to: A new animators art book Posted September 14th, 2013 in Art

Pretty great looking paints you've got there, reminds me of Thdark's studies. I think if you refined your work more you'd be golden.

Response to: Post your bra sizes here :) Posted September 13th, 2013 in General

I think and hope i'm an A cup of one size or another.

Response to: Jester draws pictures Posted September 13th, 2013 in Art

At 9/13/13 06:25 PM, Jester wrote: Fear and Loathing thingie i'm considering coloring.

Bigger.

I spelled "explaining" wrong and am appropriately ashamed

Response to: "Command and Conquer" Posted September 13th, 2013 in Video Games

The last one I played was Command and Conquer: Generals, which was rad as fuck. Not sure how much the series has changed since then.

Response to: Ask a Militia spec unit leader Posted September 13th, 2013 in General

So are you like a neighborhood watch that wears military gear and carries assault rifles or what

Response to: Punch yo buns! Posted September 13th, 2013 in Art

That's really great, fantastic lighting.

On a side note, all of your portal submissions are pretty giant when you enlarge them. That's not really a problem, but it might behoove you to resize them a little for the web before putting them in the portal.

Really hope you keep it up.

Response to: Jester draws pictures Posted September 13th, 2013 in Art

Fear and Loathing thingie i'm considering coloring.

Bigger.

Jester draws pictures

Response to: Obama has a Nobel Prize Posted September 13th, 2013 in General

You're hardly the first person to say that he didn't do anything to deserve it.

Response to: Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Posted September 12th, 2013 in Video Games

I'm sure it's going to be a great game, but I think it'd be pretty hilarious if it turns out to just blow. I think that's all the push that society needs before it collapses.

Response to: Official Ng Dick-measuring Contest Posted September 12th, 2013 in General

This is what everything on Newgrounds has been leading up to for 18 years.

Response to: Fucked Up Childhood Memories Posted September 12th, 2013 in General

My parents have ignored me consistently for 16 years but half you fuckers have superhero origin stories.

Response to: Gravity Posted September 11th, 2013 in General

At 9/11/13 08:33 PM, Entice wrote:
The only way I think they could do it is to focus on a rescue mission or show her family bawing on Earth for a good portion of the movie

The IMBD cast list only has 5 people, but I guess it's incomplete since the movie's not out. George Clooney is in it, so his character must do shit at some point. Maybe it'll alternate between Bullock cruising around in space and Clooney doing a whole "we can't just leave her" thing.

At 9/11/13 08:35 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
I imagine it'll be based off of the five stages of grief as Sandra burns through those wide shots at high velocity... I hope the ending doesn't disappoint me.

Sounds plausible, but they'd still need something to break the monotony, I think.

Response to: Aquifer found in Kenya Posted September 11th, 2013 in General

holy shit that's a lot of fucking water

Kenya's gonna be in rough shape when it runs out, though.

Well, rougher shape.
Response to: Gravity Posted September 11th, 2013 in General

It's an unsettling enough concept, but I don't know how they would turn it into an hour+ long movie. I figure there'll be a lot of wide shots of Sandra Bullock quietly floating through space.

Response to: Just got an epic flashlight Posted September 11th, 2013 in General

At 9/11/13 04:02 PM, WadeFulp wrote: It's not going to be 300 lumens if the emitter is "Model of LED: CREE Q5 LED " unless they are dangerously over driving the LED, and even then. It's probably more like 200 lumens. I've moved on from Cree XR-E LED's. I'm all about XML-2 900-1,000 lumen LED's. :)

So sayeth the master

Response to: Vagina Perfume. Posted September 9th, 2013 in General

If I wanted to smell like a vagina i'd just carry around a lot of old coins.