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Half Life 3 is a joke at this point, there's no way it could ever live up to the expectations it accumulated over the years.

At 10/6/13 03:48 PM, AsthmaticHamster wrote: At 10/6/13 01:10 PM, Jester wrote:

Failed suicide attempts are a thing

Again, never heard of someone being arrested for an attempted suicide (given that the cases I know were all at home attempts and not "throwing-myself-in-front-of-a-vehicle" suicide attempts).

I don't think they ever slap cuffs on people who survived suicide attempts like "now it's time to go downtown," but in some places you're not allowed to leave the hospital for a time or are forced to spend time in a mental facility.

How'd you get out of the hospital

After 16 years of bad luck at everything, I've pretty much taken the hint.

I let my friend play online some, he got my character's money from 30k to 50k. I let him play some more and he got me from 50k to 25k.

is this what gambling is like

At 10/6/13 02:31 PM, AwfulAwful wrote: At 10/6/13 01:11 PM, Jester wrote: It's common knowledge that they went to live on the moon, moron

How did they get there if we faked the moon landing?

What kind of batshit conspiracy theorist are you?

At 10/6/13 12:02 PM, AwfulAwful wrote: Remember that time when a couple bullets killed him? Oh and that time Elvis overdosed on a plethora of drugs? They comin' back tho

It's common knowledge that they went to live on the moon, moron

At 10/6/13 12:17 PM, Viper50 wrote: Even if it was I don't see how you can arrest someone in that situation....

Failed suicide attempts are a thing

At 10/5/13 01:52 PM, Entice wrote: loss of freedom

Yeah pretty much.

Having 0 control over a situation upsets me a bunch.

At 10/5/13 09:26 AM, Dean wrote: Past couple days I've been having no issues getting into games. If you're using a character from when the online wasn't working or you're getting stuck at loading screens, deleting your character and making a new one seems to fix the problem. Did for me at least. Right after I made a new character I stopped having any issues.

Making a new character fixed it for me early on when i'd get stuck right before the first race. I guess the character who got stuck is just trapped in eternal race purgatory.

I have everything I want and i'm miserable

I find it's a lot easier to stay awake on 4-6 hours of sleep than on more than that, but if you only sleep a few hours a bunch of nights in a row it fucks you up something fierce.

Basically, life is shitty

At 10/4/13 04:47 PM, darkjam wrote: *sigh* GTA online is the reason for why TLOU will win GOTY.

That and the texture pop ins, and crap facial expressions.

You just said a bunch of wrong things in a row

fuuuuuckkkkk

I'd just give him a manila folder filled with furry art and then shimmy out of the hospital room,

At 10/2/13 07:56 PM, KillerSkull wrote:

At 10/2/13 07:53 PM, Jester wrote: Most animals
Most corpses
Certain plants
John McCain

So that's a "yes" on the children?

As long as the children aren't most animals, most corpses, certain plants, or John McCain.

At 10/2/13 07:51 PM, Entice wrote:

At 10/2/13 07:50 PM, Jester wrote: I don't know who JB is but the list of people I wouldn't put my penis in is very brief.

what about children and old people

The list of things I wouldn't fuck goes like so:

Most animals
Most corpses
Certain plants
John McCain

I don't know who JB is but the list of people I wouldn't put my penis in is very brief.

You like to make odd threads about totes hawt videogame girls kind of a lot

At 10/2/13 05:00 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: From what I hear, once you get past the tutorial race, you're golden. Too bad I keep getting stuck on that damnable blurry city screen.

I'm not sure what you mean by that but me and a few other folks had a problem immediately after the race where rather than starting the next cutscene, it would just get stuck in the aerial view of the city with audio like you were standing on the street. Quitting and restarting fixed that for me.

At 10/2/13 02:20 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote: I managed to get onto GTA Online just now... but only with a temporary character

I got 2 temporary characters working as permanent characters by playing without saving, creating the characters, going into the near-empty world you described, pausing it, then hitting the "find new game" or something or other button. Sent me into a regular game both times I tried and saved the characters. Mind you, the first save was corrupted, probably for irrelevant reasons, and the effects on the second are yet to be seen.

Also for those of you having the problem, i'm finding that when I get the "cannot connect to Rockstar cloud service" error, hitting the retry button 3-6 times usually works for me.

Got a private game running with Skaren. It's pretty great.

If it's not making people grow a third arm, there's no reason to not eat it.

I'd like to bring attention to what a shitty idea it was to begin multiplayer with a long unskippable custscene and an obligatory racing mission no human would want to do every time they make a character

Anyone who expected the launch to be smooth is silly. That being said, waiting half a month for multiplayer only to not be able to connect to the Rockstar cloud service is pretty shit.

Got into a game for awhile and did the first couple mission, I guess I mistakenly thought the servers were fixed so I tried to create a private game and now i'm back to not being able to connect. I figure it'll be fixed by tomorrow at the latest.

Holy hell i'll miss this show. Not much more I have to say than that.

At 9/30/13 04:14 PM, Natick wrote:

At 9/30/13 04:02 PM, Entice wrote: I don't have a very good idea of the amount of time that passed, but hasn't it been at least six months?

shit, i keep forgetting about walt's hair growing back so you may be right

Yeah Marie definitely had time to more or less come to peace with Hank's death, and like Dr-Worm pointed out, there was nothing purple in the house or on her clothes so she definitely underwent a transition.

At 9/30/13 11:16 AM, Otto wrote: At 9/30/13 10:15 AM, Jackho wrote:

I would assume he became a carpenter, possibly in alaska.

The box making was Jesse thinking about the story he told in his rehab group, about woodshop. It was more than symbolic of his whole escapade.

You're right, but that's not to say it isn't a plausible theory that Jesse will become a carpenter. Possibly in Alaska. I think part of the implication of the fantasy was that the imprisonment made him realize woodworking was what he wanted to do with his life.

Somewhere Huell is still sitting in that chair waiting for Hank and Gomie.

Well shit, the story ended pretty abruptly. Great game other than that, hoping the multiplayer's all it's cracked up to be.

At 9/29/13 07:30 AM, Snuff wrote:

At 9/28/13 02:39 PM, Jester wrote: The thread that just won't die

I always knew in my heart that you'd look at least something like that.

I also always knew in my heart that i'd look at least something like that

The thread that just won't die